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Funny story:  Uproar in UK as story of man who marries a 7 year-old girl is premiered in Iran

Uproar in UK as story of man who marries a 7 year-old girl is premiered in Iran

There was shock, horror, more shock and even more horror in the UK as a film charting the adventures of a man who married a 7 year-old girl was premiered in Tehran today. Titled "Prophet or Lolitas", the film consists of an incredibly flimsy scrip...
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Funny story:  Islamaphonia: the New Islamic Smart Phone

Islamaphonia: the New Islamic Smart Phone

A new kind of smart phone has been launched today in India to corner a valuable religious market which will no doubt attract hundreds of millions of users. It is called the Islamaphonia and is going to be the world's first smart phone for Islam. I...
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Funny story:  Jesus and Mohammad to have cage fight

Jesus and Mohammad to have cage fight

In an act designed to discover which religion is the one true faith, plans have been announced for Jesus and Mohammed to stage a cage fight. Speaking from Heaven, God said earlier that, "My boy is a lot tougher than people think he is. That 'turn...
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Funny story:  Religious Leaders Reveal Lady Gaga is Reincarnation of Prophet Mohammed

Religious Leaders Reveal Lady Gaga is Reincarnation of Prophet Mohammed

Leaders of several of the world's largest and most influential religions have revealed that all received simultaneous revelation that Lady Gaga is the reincarnation of the Moslem Prophet (and founder) Mohammed. In a joint press release issued from T...
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Funny story:  Cleric Discounts Rumor That The Prophet Mohammed Was Born With A Lisp'

Cleric Discounts Rumor That The Prophet Mohammed Was Born With A Lisp'

Grand Mullah Haji Manboob in Syria has announced his findings after archaeologists suggested that the Prophet Mohammed talked with a lisp due to a cleft palate. Many feel he was born with the abnormality. Others suggest he had no actual palate at all...
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Funny story:  Jesus and Mohammed Appear in Haiti to Promote the Apocalypse

Jesus and Mohammed Appear in Haiti to Promote the Apocalypse

The wine flowed in pace with the bread and fish in Leogone Haiti today. Jesus served the multitudes while Mohammed moved the mountains of debris from the earthquake ravaged country to the delight of the deserving population whose hopelessness is seco...
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Funny story:  Muhammad's Carpet to be Auctioned

Muhammad's Carpet to be Auctioned

A carpet, purchased 150 years ago to decorate the tomb of the Prophet Muhammad in Media is due to be auctioned today. The carpet, which is largely red and blue and decorated with pearls, was made in the 1860's and was bought by the Prophet's desce...
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Funny story:  'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' film opens

'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' film opens

In Leicester Square today, 'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' opened. In the cartoon film Scooby Doo and Shaggy go for a holiday to Denmark and find themselves trapped in Legoland, and then the evil villain, the Prophet Mohammed,...
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Funny story:  Obama - "DNA Links To Jesus, Mohammed And Bin Laden"!

Obama - "DNA Links To Jesus, Mohammed And Bin Laden"!

Sensational news coming out of the White House claims that recent DNA tests on the Turin Shroud, and tiny bone fragments taken from the tomb of the prophet Mohammed have a 99.8% match. The ground breaking news concludes that Jesus Christ and Moham...
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Funny story:  Tony Resko Comes to al-Sayyid Moqtada al-Sadr

Tony Resko Comes to al-Sayyid Moqtada al-Sadr

Tony Resko: Godfather, al-Sayyid, I come to you with all due respect and all praise and honor to Allah and San Guiseppe. Oh Great al-Sayyid of the two double-uus, I would never disturb you on this blessed day when you art so occupied in the slaughter of the occupying infidels. May Saint Jude, the Blessed Mother and Mohammed bless and guide your every suicide bomber, I mean, holy martyr.
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Funny story:  Unilateral Strike Inside Pakistan by CIA Goes Unnoticed Due To Inflammatory Cartoon

Unilateral Strike Inside Pakistan by CIA Goes Unnoticed Due To Inflammatory Cartoon

Copenhagen, Denmark (The Morning Pastry) - Those crazy Danes are at it again, this time publishing a cartoon image of the Prophet Muhammad as a football goalkeeper.
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Funny story:  Exclusive: 'Mohammed' Bear - My Story

Exclusive: 'Mohammed' Bear - My Story

The bear formerly known as Edward Bear at the centre of the Sudanese bear naming furore tells his own story here in your soaraway Spoof special in a worldwide exclusive brought to you only by The Spoof.
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Funny story:  Woman arrested in Sudan for having the letter M in name

Woman arrested in Sudan for having the letter M in name

A British woman living in Sudan has been arrested and charged with blasphemy and insulting Islam for having the letter M in her name, which also belongs in the name of Prophet Muhammad.
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Funny story:  Mohammed is a time wasting Tosser

Mohammed is a time wasting Tosser

The above headline is taken from "controversial" Danish newspaper Der Betrubel, the same newspaper that printed a "controversial" Muslim-baiting cartoon earlier in the year.
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Funny story:  Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

In what has been hailed as 'a great day for torture' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to... well... pretty much everything.
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Funny story:  Mohammed Jones Tapped

Mohammed Jones Tapped

Eagle Eyed Security Guard Mohammed Jones has apparently been wire tapped by the National Security Agency Jones Graduated 2nd in his class at the University of Stroudsburgh majoring in...
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Funny story:  Muslims protest at 'Where's Wally? Mohammed edition'

Muslims protest at 'Where's Wally? Mohammed edition'

Riots are spreading throughout the Middle East as more and more protests are made at the publishing of an edition of 'Where's Wally?' featuring the prophet Mohammed.
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Funny story:  Taliban Leader Complains About Bin Laden

Taliban Leader Complains About Bin Laden

Mullah Mohammed Omar ,infamous leader of the radical fundamentalist Afghani Taliban, complained that he has not seen Osama Bin Laden for five years. " I write , I call , I even e-mail and nothing, absolutely nothing!" : The Mullah has lamented to friends. " We were close , really close and now it's like we never even knew each other. I know life must be tough in the caves or whe...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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