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Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Funny story: Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Radical Islamists are furious following the ritual posthumous baptism of their Prophet at the Tabernac' of the Jesus Christ Church of Lit Saints, Dude (LSD-Moron) in Salt Lick City, which reportedly took place in a service this past Sunday afternoon.

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Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

Funny story: Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

The recent movie, 'Noah' starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly, did well at the box office and has been holding its own for DVD and Blu-Ray sales, but it has also opened a new door for Hollywood to expand its footprint into the field of turnin...

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Uproar in UK as story of man who marries a 7 year-old girl is premiered in Iran

Funny story: Uproar in UK as story of man who marries a 7 year-old girl is premiered in Iran

There was shock, horror, more shock and even more horror in the UK as a film charting the adventures of a man who married a 7 year-old girl was premiered in Tehran today. Titled "Prophet or Lolitas", the film consists of an incredibly flimsy scrip...

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Islamaphonia: the New Islamic Smart Phone

Funny story: Islamaphonia: the New Islamic Smart Phone

A new kind of smart phone has been launched today in India to corner a valuable religious market which will no doubt attract hundreds of millions of users. It is called the Islamaphonia and is going to be the world's first smart phone for Islam. I...

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Jesus and Mohammad to have cage fight

Funny story: Jesus and Mohammad to have cage fight

In an act designed to discover which religion is the one true faith, plans have been announced for Jesus and Mohammed to stage a cage fight. Speaking from Heaven, God said earlier that, "My boy is a lot tougher than people think he is. That 'turn...

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Religious Leaders Reveal Lady Gaga is Reincarnation of Prophet Mohammed

Leaders of several of the world's largest and most influential religions have revealed that all received simultaneous revelation that Lady Gaga is the reincarnation of the Moslem Prophet (and founder) Mohammed. In a joint press release issued from T...

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Cleric Discounts Rumor That The Prophet Mohammed Was Born With A Lisp'

Grand Mullah Haji Manboob in Syria has announced his findings after archaeologists suggested that the Prophet Mohammed talked with a lisp due to a cleft palate. Many feel he was born with the abnormality. Others suggest he had no actual palate at all...

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Jesus and Mohammed Appear in Haiti to Promote the Apocalypse

Funny story: Jesus and Mohammed Appear in Haiti to Promote the Apocalypse

The wine flowed in pace with the bread and fish in Leogone Haiti today. Jesus served the multitudes while Mohammed moved the mountains of debris from the earthquake ravaged country to the delight of the deserving population whose hopelessness is seco...

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Muhammad's Carpet to be Auctioned

Funny story: Muhammad's Carpet to be Auctioned

A carpet, purchased 150 years ago to decorate the tomb of the Prophet Muhammad in Media is due to be auctioned today. The carpet, which is largely red and blue and decorated with pearls, was made in the 1860's and was bought by the Prophet's desce...

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'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' film opens

Funny story: 'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' film opens

In Leicester Square today, 'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' opened. In the cartoon film Scooby Doo and Shaggy go for a holiday to Denmark and find themselves trapped in Legoland, and then the evil villain, the Prophet Mohammed,...

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Obama - "DNA Links To Jesus, Mohammed And Bin Laden"!

Funny story: Obama - "DNA Links To Jesus, Mohammed And Bin Laden"!

Sensational news coming out of the White House claims that recent DNA tests on the Turin Shroud, and tiny bone fragments taken from the tomb of the prophet Mohammed have a 99.8% match. The ground breaking news concludes that Jesus Christ and Moham...

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Tony Resko Comes to al-Sayyid Moqtada al-Sadr

Funny story: Tony Resko Comes to al-Sayyid Moqtada al-Sadr

Tony Resko: Godfather, al-Sayyid, I come to you with all due respect and all praise and honor to Allah and San Guiseppe. Oh Great al-Sayyid of the two double-uus, I would never disturb you on this blessed day when you art so occupied in the slaughter of the occupying infidels. May Saint Jude, the Blessed Mother and Mohammed bless and guide your every suicide bomber, I mean, holy martyr.

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Unilateral Strike Inside Pakistan by CIA Goes Unnoticed Due To Inflammatory Cartoon

Funny story: Unilateral Strike Inside Pakistan by CIA Goes Unnoticed Due To Inflammatory Cartoon

Copenhagen, Denmark (The Morning Pastry) - Those crazy Danes are at it again, this time publishing a cartoon image of the Prophet Muhammad as a football goalkeeper.

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Exclusive: 'Mohammed' Bear - My Story

Funny story: Exclusive: 'Mohammed' Bear - My Story

The bear formerly known as Edward Bear at the centre of the Sudanese bear naming furore tells his own story here in your soaraway Spoof special in a worldwide exclusive brought to you only by The Spoof.

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Woman arrested in Sudan for having the letter M in name

Funny story: Woman arrested in Sudan for having the letter M in name

A British woman living in Sudan has been arrested and charged with blasphemy and insulting Islam for having the letter M in her name, which also belongs in the name of Prophet Muhammad.

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Mohammed is a time wasting Tosser

Funny story: Mohammed is a time wasting Tosser

The above headline is taken from "controversial" Danish newspaper Der Betrubel, the same newspaper that printed a "controversial" Muslim-baiting cartoon earlier in the year.

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

Funny story: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses - A Great Day For Torture

In what has been hailed as 'a great day for torture' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to... well... pretty much everything.

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Mohammed Jones Tapped

Eagle Eyed Security Guard Mohammed Jones has apparently been wire tapped by the National Security Agency Jones Graduated 2nd in his class at the University of Stroudsburgh majoring in...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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