A heartless thief broke into the property of locally named Spack McCrackin, in Cradley Heath, West Midlands, and 'fled' on the £2,000 machine.
Det Con Stirling Moss said: "This is a very upsetting case as one person's thoughtless crime as left the...
Disabled mall cops will not be unemployed thanks to Pride Mobility's new range of police specification mobility scooters.
The range includes light, medium and heavy duty scooters fitted with police equipment such as full emergency LED light packages...
The first of 5 000 police specification mobility scooters manufactured by the world mobility giant Pride will go on sale today.
These scooters have been produced specifically for the needs of every police department that patrols any local shopping...
11 year old Dakota Fanning today made her appearance dressed as Scarlett O'Hara at the 12th Annual Dream Halloween Benefit, which is held to raise money for children with HIV/AIDS every year in October.
According to eyewitnesses, Dakota was seen w...
It has just been announced that the new Iceland Formula One Grand Prix, scheduled for 2012, will be sponsored by mobility scooter manufacturer, Nippy Zippy Mobility Scooter Company. (NZMSC)
F1 executives, including the capo di tutti capi, Eccles B...
If they win the next election, the Labour Party promise to help people who are too lazy to walk, by providing them with free mobility scooters.
At first, due to financial problems, this benefit will apply only to the unemployed. Later, when the na...
A new study this week indicates that most owners of the popular electric wheelchair 'Hover About' are basically just lazy.
A poll given to 1200 owners of this device found that people are sick and tired of the daily stress of walking upright.
Motorcycle giant Harley-Davidson knows a target market when they see it, and the Baby Boomer market is no exception. In fact, their new line of mobility scooters is aimed squarely at older bikers because "once a Harley lover, always a Harley lover."...
The City of Huntington, West Virginia Police Department has issued an all points bulletin to be on the lookout for a Jesuit Priest who has not yet gotten the hang of his brand new mobility power scooter. So far, the scooter-happy priest has mown thro...
A pensioner has today handed himself in to a top tabloid newspaper after seeing himself on Youtube negotiating traffic with a large rolled up carpet.
87 year old Rod Gripper, claims he was fetching the luxury piece of flooring for Mica, his mates...
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