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Smoking Samsung breaks "no-smoking" rule during Indian flight!

Funny story: Smoking Samsung breaks "no-smoking" rule during Indian flight!

It seems that mobile telephones are gaining a life of their own as a desperate Samsung decided to have a puff on an inland Indian flight causing the rather concerned crew to grab the nearest fire-extinguisher and put the thing out. The person resp...

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Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Funny story: Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Body mods are nothing new, and facial and head implants that give you ridges, horns and bumps have been a staple for fans for decades. But with the increasing miniaturization of electronic gadgets, more and more implants are also augmenting the wear...

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Apple Develops Corneal Implant For First Eye-Phone, Samsung Announces Announcement

Funny story: Apple Develops Corneal Implant For First Eye-Phone, Samsung Announces Announcement

Apple engineers have unveiled a miniature phone and screen developed for direct implant into the cornea. The new Eye-Phone will offer users convenience unparalleled in the history of phone gadgetry. Even with eyes closed consumers will be able to...

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LIKE Me...Or Else!

Funny story: LIKE Me...Or Else!

An example of social media run amok was reported this week in a small town twenty miles north of NYC. Several people reported that they were "mugged" by a masked man who emerged, brandishing a gun, from the bushes. He instructed the victims to pr...

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Cellphone Ads Totally Confuse Rockville Man

Funny story: Cellphone Ads Totally Confuse Rockville Man

Rockville Maryland coleopterist, Elroy Cricket, decided it was time to get a new iphone and in his endeavor he would let the world know exactly which iPhone network was the best. Unfortunately, Elroy didn't watch too much TV, until now, so he neve...

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Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

Funny story: Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

In a press release held Thursday morning, FBI investigator Tracey McCall expressed her frustration at Apple's refusal to cooperate with the San Bernardino shooting investigation: "We know that they install mind-reading software in all of their iPh...

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The Sound of Smartphones

Funny story: The Sound of Smartphones

After Simon and Garfunkel Hello Smartphone, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because I'm sitting here almost sleeping Until I hear my iPhone loudly beeping And the train of thought that was forming in my brain No longer remains Within the screen of silence In restless sleep I hear its drone My ever-present new Smartphone 'Neath the halo of my bedside lamp I turned my...

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New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

Funny story: New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...

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Case Against Technology- Part 13: Mobile Devices

Funny story: Case Against Technology- Part 13: Mobile Devices

Mobile Devices- Having exhausted their capacity to think up any ideas for new products due to acute brain atrophy, manufacturers resorted to tinkering with the same old electronic components to make new gizmos - in a technological inbreeding kind of way. The new products were cobbled together from spare parts scavenged from the sprawling industrial dump just outside Hong Kong. For pennies...

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New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

Funny story: New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...

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Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

Funny story: Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

As predicted, the release of Apple's new iBitch robot has prompted arch-rival Quackberry to respond with a competing product. However, Quackberry has chosen to tap the same market niche via a completely different approach. At a press conference y...

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Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Funny story: Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Cellphones are disgusted with the amount (too many!) and general quality (awful!) of selfies, and they want everyone to know about it. So yesterday in NYC's Times Square they held a press conference to tell the world that they had come to an impor...

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New Fad - Young People Get iPhones Installed In Their Head Replacing Brains

Funny story: New Fad - Young People Get iPhones Installed In Their Head Replacing Brains

In the latest cool trend to hit the streets masses of young people are getting their I-phones installed in their heads where their brains used to be. The popularity and 24 hour a day usage of Apples extremely popular gadget has brought about this new...

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Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

Funny story: Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

The cellphones made their feelings known yesterday at a noon demonstration in NYC's Times Square. A mix of tourists and native New Yorkers observed the proceedings. The former were startled, but the latter merely looked resigned. The natives have s...

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Nebraska First State to Prohibit Texting While in an Accident

The state of Nebraska has passed strict regulations prohibiting texting while in a car accident. They have added the clause describing any such accident as "fatal or not," adding what they consider to be "real strength" to the law. A spokespers...

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The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

Life begins when the alarm of my fully charged cell phone shouts, "Hit snooze, hit snooze! Just five more minutes. Sleeping five more minutes won't hurt anyone. Trust me, I'll wake you up again." Five minutes later, my cell phone, Ringo, screams, "It's time, time to open your eyes and do something productive. Get up, get dressed, get ready now!" Ringo is my best friend. He reminds me to do t...

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Most Parents Surprised 'Candy Crush Saga' Had Been Downloaded To Their Device

Funny story: Most Parents Surprised 'Candy Crush Saga' Had Been Downloaded To Their Device

London (Game Nerd's Quarterly) - Anyone who is knowledgeable about the world of mobile applications knows that 'Candy Crush Saga' (developed by King Entertainment plc.) is a phenomenon. The game has nearly 750,000,000 downloads. However, the apparent...

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US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

Funny story: US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...

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