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Funny story: Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

The cellphones made their feelings known yesterday at a noon demonstration in NYC's Times Square. A mix of tourists and native New Yorkers observed the proceedings. The former were startled, but the latter merely looked resigned. The natives have s...
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Funny story: Nebraska First State to Prohibit Texting While in an Accident

Nebraska First State to Prohibit Texting While in an Accident

The state of Nebraska has passed strict regulations prohibiting texting while in a car accident. They have added the clause describing any such accident as "fatal or not," adding what they consider to be "real strength" to the law. A spokespers...
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Funny story: The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

Life begins when the alarm of my fully charged cell phone shouts, "Hit snooze, hit snooze! Just five more minutes. Sleeping five more minutes won't hurt anyone. Trust me, I'll wake you up again." Five minutes later, my cell phone, Ringo, screams, "It's time, time to open your eyes and do something productive. Get up, get dressed, get ready now!" Ringo is my best friend. He reminds me to do t...
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Funny story: Most Parents Surprised 'Candy Crush Saga' Had Been Downloaded To Their Device

Most Parents Surprised 'Candy Crush Saga' Had Been Downloaded To Their Device

London (Game Nerd's Quarterly) - Anyone who is knowledgeable about the world of mobile applications knows that 'Candy Crush Saga' (developed by King Entertainment plc.) is a phenomenon. The game has nearly 750,000,000 downloads. However, the apparent...
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Funny story: US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...
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Funny story: Phone company releases phone that you can install in your dead cat

Phone company releases phone that you can install in your dead cat

Using cute animals in advertising is nothing new and is something that phone companies have been exploiting for a long time. The little known Russian telephone manufacturer "Khorosho" has taken it one step further. "We have released phone tha...
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Funny story: Telephone companies sucker consumers by using cute animals in their commercials

Telephone companies sucker consumers by using cute animals in their commercials

Meercats, baby lions, baby tigers, kittens and puppies. That is the top five list of animals that telecommunications companies are shoving down consumers' throats in order to move more of their product. "What do they animals have in common wit...
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Funny story: Horizon Wireless Changes to "How Interesting Is Your Conversation" Pricing

Horizon Wireless Changes to "How Interesting Is Your Conversation" Pricing

Basking Ridge, NJ - Horizon Wireless announced today new pricing plans based on how interesting your conversations are rather than on traditional pricing drivers such as minutes used, number of texts, or data usage. The new pricing is being introd...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden States That He Knows The Phone Numbers and Social Security Numbers of Every Adult Man and Woman In The USA

Edward Snowden States That He Knows The Phone Numbers and Social Security Numbers of Every Adult Man and Woman In The USA

MOSCOW - NSA whistleblower and Russia's Director of Computers Edward Snowden has just made an interesting statement to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. Snowden revealed that he has the personal cell and home phone numbers plus social secu...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

Maria Sharapova Says That President Putin Gave Her His Personal Cell Phone Number

NEW YORK CITY - Tennis great Maria Sharapova recently told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that she really enjoyed traveling to Sochi, Russia and watching the XXII Olympic games. She said that one day while sitting in the stands sh...
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Funny story: Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

KARACHI, Pakistan - The government of Pakistan has issued a Presidential Directive which will go into effect at 12:07 am on Saturday, March 1, 2014. A spokesperson for the Pakistani government stated that the number of accidents occurring due to p...
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Funny story: Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection

Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection

OSSINING, New York - Officials at Sing Sing Prison have just informed the media of the results of a surprise inspection. A correction facility spokesperson who would only give her initials, V.Y. said that a group of 43 Sing Sing prison guards sear...
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Funny story: Woman Claims The Vibrating Feature On Her Cell Phone Turned Her Into A Nymphomaniac

Woman Claims The Vibrating Feature On Her Cell Phone Turned Her Into A Nymphomaniac

YUMA, Arizona - Susie Firkenmeister has said that she has always been an average red-blooded American girl. She commented that during her high school days she was a member of the cheerleading squad, the math club, and president of the student coun...
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Funny story: The Calabasas Police Department: Justin Bieber Cried Like A Baby When We Confiscated His Cell Phone

The Calabasas Police Department: Justin Bieber Cried Like A Baby When We Confiscated His Cell Phone

CALABASAS, California - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that a source within the Calabasas Police Department has revealed some information about singer Justin Bieber. The source stated that he was one of the SWAT Team officers who was i...
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Funny story: Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Anywhere U.S.A.---In an unprecendented scientific study conducted by a idiotic research team at Pace University, it was discovered that 88% of Americans spent the majority of their time off from work during the last week of December ignoring family m...
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Funny story: My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

Sam, my cellphone, hadn't been working well lately, and now I know why. Blurred photos and bad connections had become routine. I complained about this in a phone call to my friend the other day. A few minutes later, I got a text message FROM my cellphone. Yep, you read that right. All text messages go through the cellphone of course, but this one was FROM Sam, my cellphone. Here's what...
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Funny story: Due To The TSA Upskirt Photo Scandal Female Passengers Are Urged To Wear Pants

Due To The TSA Upskirt Photo Scandal Female Passengers Are Urged To Wear Pants

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Transportation Safety Association trying to regain its credibility has fired the TSA agent who was taking upskirt photos of women passengers with his cell phone. A TSA spokesperson said that his agency promises that the inci...
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Funny story: Samsung to launch platinum smart phone

Samsung to launch platinum smart phone

MOM'S BASEMENT, NY - The Internet is abuzz over reports that the next Samsung Galaxy 13y will be clad with platinum. The announcement came shortly after Apple announced that they will be launching a new gold iPhone in September. According to re...
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