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Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Funny story: Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Today a woman wearing a hijab was ejected from a Trump rally. A hibab covers the head and is a symbol of dignity and modesty to a Muslim woman. In the West wearing it is optional for most. But Trump obviously associates it with ISIS and Al-Queda...

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Albuquerque Area Magician Nearly Lynched After Having Pet Dwarf Monkeys Take Turns Leaping Into Crowd From Atop His Dick

Funny story: Albuquerque Area Magician Nearly Lynched After Having Pet Dwarf Monkeys Take Turns Leaping Into Crowd From Atop His Dick

Albuquerque, New Mexico - In what Sheriff Deputies called "a scene reminiscent of frontier vigilante justice," an Albuquerque area magician was treed by a drunken mob that took exception to his act. Performing at an airport Ramada Inn, the magicia...

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New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

Funny story: New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

NEW YORK CITY - New York City Mayor Bloomberg has struck again and this time he is focusing his concern on skateboarding and those individuals who skateboard. Reports are that the mayor is still very angry at the fact that his Big Gulp Law was str...

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New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

Funny story: New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of the notorious Goombalini Family, has stated his opinion on gun control. The mafioso whose business card reads: Goombalini's Restaurant Supplies, commented to Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magaz...

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Kim Kardashian wows the crowd in Bahrain! Malt shop burns tho

Funny story: Kim Kardashian wows the crowd in Bahrain! Malt shop burns tho

MANAMA, Bahrain (ABSNN) - Riot police were forced to fire tear gas canisters at hardline Islamic protesters who were angered at the presence in the city of Kim Kardashian. "God is great; Kim's a slut," the crowd shouted in Arabic. Kardashian, who j...

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The Mob Doctor Could Be The Fall TV Season's First Casualty

Funny story: The Mob Doctor Could Be The Fall TV Season's First Casualty

HOLLYWOOD - The fall television season has kicked off with a bang and many TV critics and entertainment media reporters are already placing bets as to which 'newby' will be the season's first cancellation. According to Wally "Da Numbers" Numbaveck...

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Tebow encouraged by friends not to live in the City, but instead in Holy Jersey

Funny story: Tebow encouraged by friends not to live in the City, but instead in Holy Jersey

New York City - Tim Tebow is coming to New York and those close to him are already painting the City as Sodom and Gomorrah. Instead, Tebow is being advised to jump on Interstate-95 and head south to Jersey, home of such whole television dramas as The...

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Nixon, September 24, 1973: "The Italians. They are not like us. Difference is they smell different, they look different, act different."

Funny story: Nixon, September 24, 1973: "The Italians. They are not like us. Difference is they smell different, they look different, act different."

President Richard M. Nixon, September 24, 1973, while conversing with aide John Ehrlichman about rewarding groups that had voted for him. Nixon: "The Italians. We mustn't forget the Italians. Must do something for them. The, ah, we forget them. They are not like us. Difference is they smell different, they look different, act different. After all, you can't blame them. Oh no. Can't do...

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Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-A-Crowd Get Out Of Hand

Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-A-Crowd Get Out Of Hand

Cher Lloyd, the loathsome stick insect from ITV's The X-Factor and Cheryl Cole-Tweedy's clone, was mobbed at Heathrow airport yesterday, when 'fans' went wild. The 'singer' had been in L.A for a few weeks, shopping, and pretending to be important,...

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Billy Bragg being driven out of his own village by angry mob

Funny story: Billy Bragg being driven out of his own village by angry mob

Billy Bragg, musician, song writer and political activist is being driven out of his £1.5 million mansion by an angry mob who claims he is assembling a monster using the limbs of dead people. The Police are currently lining a safe route for the an...

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Off With Their Heads!

Funny story: Off With Their Heads!

There was a terrible mistake made by a mob that was protesting the rate hikes in college tuition's in front of Parliament, Thursday. Prince Charles and his wife Camilla lead pretty structured lives, appearing at charity events and fundraisers on a...

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Idiot Gets Beaten By Rampaging Mob - Regains Consciousness - But Still an Idiot Shocker

Funny story: Idiot Gets Beaten By Rampaging Mob - Regains Consciousness - But Still an Idiot Shocker

A local man, long regarded as an idiot by neighbours was today subjected to a vicious assault after he attempted to bite a pit bull terrier at his local supermarket. Damian Hogan,51, was set upon by irate locals after launching a sustained and vio...

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Cheney Starts New Career As Mob Hitman

Funny story: Cheney Starts New Career As Mob Hitman

Former President-of-Vice Dick Cheney has started a new retirement career. Like many older men who have devoted an entire life to a professional career and now find themselves in retirement, Mr. Cheney is embarking on a new 'fantasy job'. Many retiree...

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The Goombalini Family Needs A Bailout

Funny story: The Goombalini Family Needs A Bailout

BROOKLYN - Salvatore "The Pizzaman" Goombalini, who is the head of the Goombalini Family, which is one of New York City's most infamous mob organizations has stated that the nation's economic crisis is literally killing his 'company.' Sal did apo...

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Spots Knocked Off Leopard

Funny story: Spots Knocked Off Leopard

A leopard who was feeling a bit peckish made a serious error of judgement yesterday when he ventured from his forest home into the outskirts of Indian city Jyotikuchi in Guwahati, north-east India, hunting for a snack. Upon being spotted by locals...

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Clothing catalogue run by Triads

Funny story: Clothing catalogue run by Triads

A catalogue mail-order firm has today admitted that its popular home shopping catalogue is in fact run by the Triads and is a window for organised crime and people trafficking. Catalogue manager, Salo Return, made this astonishing revelation in po...

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Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

The FBI confirmed today a recent video taken in Italy really IS Whitey Bulger, the long missing Boston mobster with ties to the state house AND The White House and that he's been living on the Cape and been on the State payroll since 1991! Whit...

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Mob Boss Dead

Funny story: Mob Boss Dead

Reuters - Goldie "The Giant" Goldfish was found dead this morning floating on his side in his 3 story penthouse fish bowl. A 911 call was received at 6:20AM by an anonymous source saying only "The Giant is down".

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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