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Funny story: New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

NEW YORK CITY - New York City Mayor Bloomberg has struck again and this time he is focusing his concern on skateboarding and those individuals who skateboard. Reports are that the mayor is still very angry at the fact that his Big Gulp Law was str...
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Funny story: New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

New York Mob Boss Talks About Gun Control

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini, head of the notorious Goombalini Family, has stated his opinion on gun control. The mafioso whose business card reads: Goombalini's Restaurant Supplies, commented to Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magaz...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian wows the crowd in Bahrain! Malt shop burns tho

Kim Kardashian wows the crowd in Bahrain! Malt shop burns tho

MANAMA, Bahrain (ABSNN) - Riot police were forced to fire tear gas canisters at hardline Islamic protesters who were angered at the presence in the city of Kim Kardashian. "God is great; Kim's a slut," the crowd shouted in Arabic. Kardashian, who j...
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Funny story: The Mob Doctor Could Be The Fall TV Season's First Casualty

The Mob Doctor Could Be The Fall TV Season's First Casualty

HOLLYWOOD - The fall television season has kicked off with a bang and many TV critics and entertainment media reporters are already placing bets as to which 'newby' will be the season's first cancellation. According to Wally "Da Numbers" Numbaveck...
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Funny story: Tebow encouraged by friends not to live in the City, but instead in Holy Jersey

Tebow encouraged by friends not to live in the City, but instead in Holy Jersey

New York City - Tim Tebow is coming to New York and those close to him are already painting the City as Sodom and Gomorrah. Instead, Tebow is being advised to jump on Interstate-95 and head south to Jersey, home of such whole television dramas as The...
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Funny story: Nixon, September 24, 1973: "The Italians. They are not like us. Difference is they smell different, they look different, act different."

Nixon, September 24, 1973: "The Italians. They are not like us. Difference is they smell different, they look different, act different."

President Richard M. Nixon, September 24, 1973, while conversing with aide John Ehrlichman about rewarding groups that had voted for him. Nixon: "The Italians. We mustn't forget the Italians. Must do something for them. The, ah, we forget them. They are not like us. Difference is they smell different, they look different, act different. After all, you can't blame them. Oh no. Can't do...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-A-Crowd Get Out Of Hand

Cher Lloyd 'Mobbed' At Airport: Dial-A-Crowd Get Out Of Hand

Cher Lloyd, the loathsome stick insect from ITV's The X-Factor and Cheryl Cole-Tweedy's clone, was mobbed at Heathrow airport yesterday, when 'fans' went wild. The 'singer' had been in L.A for a few weeks, shopping, and pretending to be important,...
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Funny story: Billy Bragg being driven out of his own village by angry mob

Billy Bragg being driven out of his own village by angry mob

Billy Bragg, musician, song writer and political activist is being driven out of his £1.5 million mansion by an angry mob who claims he is assembling a monster using the limbs of dead people. The Police are currently lining a safe route for the an...
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Funny story: Off With Their Heads!

Off With Their Heads!

There was a terrible mistake made by a mob that was protesting the rate hikes in college tuition's in front of Parliament, Thursday. Prince Charles and his wife Camilla lead pretty structured lives, appearing at charity events and fundraisers on a...
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Funny story: Idiot Gets Beaten By Rampaging Mob - Regains Consciousness - But Still an Idiot Shocker

Idiot Gets Beaten By Rampaging Mob - Regains Consciousness - But Still an Idiot Shocker

A local man, long regarded as an idiot by neighbours was today subjected to a vicious assault after he attempted to bite a pit bull terrier at his local supermarket. Damian Hogan,51, was set upon by irate locals after launching a sustained and vio...
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Funny story: Cheney Starts New Career As Mob Hitman

Cheney Starts New Career As Mob Hitman

Former President-of-Vice Dick Cheney has started a new retirement career. Like many older men who have devoted an entire life to a professional career and now find themselves in retirement, Mr. Cheney is embarking on a new 'fantasy job'. Many retiree...
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Funny story: The Goombalini Family Needs A Bailout

The Goombalini Family Needs A Bailout

BROOKLYN - Salvatore "The Pizzaman" Goombalini, who is the head of the Goombalini Family, which is one of New York City's most infamous mob organizations has stated that the nation's economic crisis is literally killing his 'company.' Sal did apo...
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Funny story: Spots Knocked Off Leopard

Spots Knocked Off Leopard

A leopard who was feeling a bit peckish made a serious error of judgement yesterday when he ventured from his forest home into the outskirts of Indian city Jyotikuchi in Guwahati, north-east India, hunting for a snack. Upon being spotted by locals...
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Funny story: Clothing catalogue run by Triads

Clothing catalogue run by Triads

A catalogue mail-order firm has today admitted that its popular home shopping catalogue is in fact run by the Triads and is a window for organised crime and people trafficking. Catalogue manager, Salo Return, made this astonishing revelation in po...
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Funny story: Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

The FBI confirmed today a recent video taken in Italy really IS Whitey Bulger, the long missing Boston mobster with ties to the state house AND The White House and that he's been living on the Cape and been on the State payroll since 1991! Whit...
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Funny story: Mob Boss Dead

Mob Boss Dead

Reuters - Goldie "The Giant" Goldfish was found dead this morning floating on his side in his 3 story penthouse fish bowl. A 911 call was received at 6:20AM by an anonymous source saying only "The Giant is down".
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Funny story: Good Humor Truck Overturned in Riots

Good Humor Truck Overturned in Riots

Parrish, WI - A teeming horde of upper elementary students at Wokum Elementary today rocked and tipped a Good Humor Ice Cream truck, its smoldering hull still visible by the curbside. During 2nd recess break from classes, an unsuspecting and hapless...
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Funny story: 96 Year Old Mobster Pleads Guilty

96 Year Old Mobster Pleads Guilty

96 year old former mobster for the infamous Genovese crime family, Albert "The Old Man" Facchiano, whose arrest record dates back 75 years, used a cane in court and needed a head-set to hear questions from District Judge James Cohn as he pl...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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