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Funny story: GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

GOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies

Eager to get to it, Republicans are already holding planning meetings on how to expand the nation's wars. Come January they will be in position to move their committees toward war for the new year, buttressed with the thinking of President George...
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Funny story: Obama Promises to Meet Republicans Halfway But Doesn't Say When or Where

Obama Promises to Meet Republicans Halfway But Doesn't Say When or Where

Washington D.C.A.C. - In the White House press room today, President Obama promised he was willing to meet Republicans halfway on nearly any topic. "I'm always...willing to meet Republicans. Sometimes when we meet it is by sheer accident. Like the...
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Funny story: Voters Sue Rupubican and Democratic Parties Charge: Stupidity!

Voters Sue Rupubican and Democratic Parties Charge: Stupidity!

Independent voters across America united, demanding an injection,(scratch that), injunction to stop November's polls on the grounds that neither party knows what the f-ing hell they are doing. John Farquar, leader of ASS, Americans Sick of Stupid...
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Funny story: McConnell - Lundergan-Grimes spar in early morning tiff

McConnell - Lundergan-Grimes spar in early morning tiff

Upon hearing the news that the two largest newspapers in the state of Kentucky, the Courier Journal and the Herald Leader, had endorsed Alison Lundergan-Grimes over Mitch McConnell for one of the Senate seats in Kentucky, the incumbent, Senator McCon...
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Funny story: Mc Connell Announces "Full Turtle" Transformation

Mc Connell Announces "Full Turtle" Transformation

AP-(Washington) In is surprise announcement, U.S. Senator Addison Mitchell "Mitch" McConnell, Jr. announced he will undergo a rare "species change" operation to become an actual turtle. The procedure will be performed at the controversial Mexican Ins...
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Funny story: Akin Truthtelling Mistake Exposes Risk of Actually Learning What Republican Party Stands For

Akin Truthtelling Mistake Exposes Risk of Actually Learning What Republican Party Stands For

U.S. Representative, Todd Akin (R-MO) remained under attack today from his Republican colleagues and Party officials for daring to say out loud what they all think. Earlier this week Akin was explaining to an interviewer why there should be no rape e...
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Funny story: Senator Mitch McConnell Morphs into Chipmunk on Senate Floor - Rabies Suspected!

Senator Mitch McConnell Morphs into Chipmunk on Senate Floor - Rabies Suspected!

According to eye witnesses, it was a scene like never before witnessed in US Senate history. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) observers noted over the years looks very similar to a chipmunk had actually morphed into a giant a rodent right before...
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Funny story: John Boehner, Mitch McConnell Should Be Replaced, Says Homeless, Unemployed Democrats

John Boehner, Mitch McConnell Should Be Replaced, Says Homeless, Unemployed Democrats

NEW YORK, NY - Three weeks before Christmas, a new CNN/MSNBC/CBS/ABC/NYT/WaPo poll indicates that unemployed Democrats think that employed Republicans should be replaced with unemployed Democrats. The poll was completed at the recent "Occupy Wall...
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Funny story: Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'

Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'

Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression." "The Greatest Depression is going...
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Funny story: Red-Necked Southern Peckers Returning in Droves to Washington

Red-Necked Southern Peckers Returning in Droves to Washington

Just as the Swallows have been returning on March 19 to the Mission at San Juan Capistrano in California, so too is the red-necked southern Pecker returning to Washington, D.C. this year in record numbers. In the past, the Peckers' numbers decline...
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Funny story: America self-destructs

America self-destructs

Washington DC - Earlier this week Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell was asked to comment on his party's blocking legislation to bring the troops home from the illegal war in Iraq.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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