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Funny story: Mc Connell Announces "Full Turtle" Transformation

Mc Connell Announces "Full Turtle" Transformation

AP-(Washington) In is surprise announcement, U.S. Senator Addison Mitchell "Mitch" McConnell, Jr. announced he will undergo a rare "species change" operation to become an actual turtle. The procedure will be performed at the controversial Mexican Ins...
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Funny story: Akin Truthtelling Mistake Exposes Risk of Actually Learning What Republican Party Stands For

Akin Truthtelling Mistake Exposes Risk of Actually Learning What Republican Party Stands For

U.S. Representative, Todd Akin (R-MO) remained under attack today from his Republican colleagues and Party officials for daring to say out loud what they all think. Earlier this week Akin was explaining to an interviewer why there should be no rape e...
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Funny story: Senator Mitch McConnell Morphs into Chipmunk on Senate Floor - Rabies Suspected!

Senator Mitch McConnell Morphs into Chipmunk on Senate Floor - Rabies Suspected!

According to eye witnesses, it was a scene like never before witnessed in US Senate history. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) observers noted over the years looks very similar to a chipmunk had actually morphed into a giant a rodent right before...
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Funny story: John Boehner, Mitch McConnell Should Be Replaced, Says Homeless, Unemployed Democrats

John Boehner, Mitch McConnell Should Be Replaced, Says Homeless, Unemployed Democrats

NEW YORK, NY - Three weeks before Christmas, a new CNN/MSNBC/CBS/ABC/NYT/WaPo poll indicates that unemployed Democrats think that employed Republicans should be replaced with unemployed Democrats. The poll was completed at the recent "Occupy Wall...
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Funny story: Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'

Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'

Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression." "The Greatest Depression is going...
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Funny story: Red-Necked Southern Peckers Returning in Droves to Washington

Red-Necked Southern Peckers Returning in Droves to Washington

Just as the Swallows have been returning on March 19 to the Mission at San Juan Capistrano in California, so too is the red-necked southern Pecker returning to Washington, D.C. this year in record numbers. In the past, the Peckers' numbers decline...
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Funny story: America self-destructs

America self-destructs

Washington DC - Earlier this week Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell was asked to comment on his party's blocking legislation to bring the troops home from the illegal war in Iraq.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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