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Funny story:  50 Shades of Facebook

50 Shades of Facebook

'Balls'. The gaffer said, 'Show me your balls'. So the equipment manager retrieved a big bag of balls from the storeroom. It was a heaving net of bulging Nike balls, emblazoned with Go Nad across the face of them. Some of them had deflated and would, of course, require a good pumping. These were pure, white spheres that the 11 men couldn't wait to get hold of and play with. After a summer of no ac...
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Funny story:  Cable theft reported today

Cable theft reported today

When Cable theft was reported this morning, the Labour and Conservatives in the House burst into enthusiastic cackling, whooping, clapping, yahooing, celebrating, gloating, cheering, and dancing in the aisles. "Naturally the Right Honourable Dr Vi...
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Funny story:  DIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle

DIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle

A misunderstanding between designer Julia Kendell and the Durham family in Milton Keynes has resulted in the show not being aired. The DIY SOS team were called in to do their usual redecoration special for the Durham family, after learning that th...
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Funny story:  Shock as Entire Celtic team resign

Shock as Entire Celtic team resign

Manager of Stalybridge Celtic, Jim Harvey, admitted his shock when he discovered that the entire team had resigned. "I was told by a text message," Harvey said in a press conference at the club's Bower Fold ground. "Chairman Rob Gorski sent it."...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Being Questioned Over Flashing Cub Scouts & Their Moms!

Adam Lambert Being Questioned Over Flashing Cub Scouts & Their Moms!

Singer Adam Lambert is not the best at remembering things, he admits. So after agreeing to help in the community where he has purchased a house a few months ago, he had gone to a community meeting just to see what goes on. A source told us that Ad...
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Funny story:  More Sucksex Stories Wanted

More Sucksex Stories Wanted

Canadian Industry secretary, Tony Climbon, made a Freudian slip in an announcement to the nation. 'I want more sucksex stories' he said, then 'I mean sex stories' then 'I mean success stories.' Psychologist Dr Florence Rimmer explained this sl...
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Funny story:  Polly Shits Behind The Door

Polly Shits Behind The Door

Police in Yorkshire say they have apprehended a suspect in the case of a mysterious turd that was left behind a door at a local factory. Polly - no second name - was arrested last night after confessing to friends that it had been her who had laid...
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Funny story:  Egg Foo Yuck

Egg Foo Yuck

A Chinese journalist caused controversy at a recent press conference when he asked Gordon Brown: "When you think you will have an erection?" After the laughter had stopped, Mr Brown replied carefully. "That will happen when the time is ready. I...
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Funny story:  Newly hired immigrant misinterprets "stocking" job classification

Newly hired immigrant misinterprets "stocking" job classification

"He had been acting strangely since day one, lurking around behind clothes racks and spending a lot of time watching the security monitors in the back room," said Quentin Newbry, acting store manager for Jamieson's Supermarket in La Puente,Ca. Gu...
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Funny story:  Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Grand Isle, Louisiania - Shrimper Armand Lecavalier donated his 40 foot shrimp boat to the Obama campaign last week making it the tenth boat in a week the Obama campaign has received.
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