I write in the hope that you might sympathise with my plight. For none of mine aquaintance could be expected to proffer aught but brickbats, opprobrium or the cold shoulder.
You see, I have somehow acquired the reputation for being a bringer of ill-fortune.
"Get away!" they cry. "Why haunteth thou me thus?"
If I was a young man, I would have run away to sea long ago.
Pasadena CA--A series of people in the U.S. have faced arrest for feeding the homeless in public spaces. Yesterday, an activist appeared to feed the hungry in Central Park in California's Rose Bowl City. The Director of Health Services for the cit...
It appears that the Chinese space capsule carrying three crew members that returned to Earth following a 13-day mission on Friday was part of an elaborate hoax and that that the whole mission was in fact staged.
Images of the capsule landing in I...
Rebeckah Brooks continues to receive special treatment and was arrested 'by appointment' today. This is the headline in many Sunday Papers this morning.
Police are not a liberty to name the person they arrested but this person does have flaming re...
An Oxfordshire man in his thirties has been unexpectedly caught humming a Gary Glitter tune.
The incident occurred at around 8:30 this morning as he was travelling to work in his motor car.
Edward Leighton, 36, was driving along the A40 towards...
A lengthy document has been released from the Republican party's PR office today correcting the constant typing error when writing their presidential candidate's name.
The real Republican candidate, John McLain, has been outraged by the constant m...
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