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Funny story: Obummer "bummed" about Ferguson

Obummer "bummed" about Ferguson

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In a White House rose garden interview, as he sipped mint juleps and was fanned by "aides," President Barack Obummer lamented the fact that he is "bummed" about the "Ferguson" incident, the shooting of African-American thief...
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Funny story: Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

WATERLOO, Iowa - Three Midwest states have just given notice that they are officially banning Lady Gaga from performing in their states. A spokesperson for Iowa stated that Lady Gaga's Vomit Act, which she performed at the SXSW Festival in Austin...
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Funny story: New Reality Series: "Normal People Leading Normal Lives" in Fall T.V. Line-up

New Reality Series: "Normal People Leading Normal Lives" in Fall T.V. Line-up

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Frustrated by the dropping ratings for reality shows that feature bizarre, illegal, or extreme behavior, one American Network has decided to do a "180" and focus on Normal People Leading Normal Lives, which is also the name of...
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Funny story: SEC Continues Football Dominance by Winning Gay Football National Championship

SEC Continues Football Dominance by Winning Gay Football National Championship

As most of America is well aware now, Michael Sams, Defensive Back from the University of Missouri, recently came out publicly and stated that he is gay and has been during his time with Mizzou. This was a landmark event because there has never been...
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Funny story: The #3 Ranked Auburn Tigers Beat The #5 Ranked Missouri Tigers And Are Now Headed For The National Championship Game

The #3 Ranked Auburn Tigers Beat The #5 Ranked Missouri Tigers And Are Now Headed For The National Championship Game

ATLANTA - The Auburn Tigers defeated The Missouri Tigers in the Georgia Dome to capture The Southeastern Conference Title. In what was called an old-fashioned shootout by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine the Tigers of Auburn came ou...
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Funny story: A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

HANNIBAL, Missouri - Elmo Tuggletint, 53, has been raising egg-laying hens for over 30 years and in that time he has seen some very interesting things. He recalls back in October of 1994, seeing one of his prized chickens, Linda Lou, lay an amazin...
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Funny story: Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - The state known as The Show Me State has just voted to ban the practice of facial tattoos. State Senator Dominic Crackerwine [R-Joplin] stated that the state senate vote was 23-11 in favor of doing away with the facial i...
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Funny story: Todd Akin To Build "Berghof West" in Missouri: Adolph Hitler's Residence Serves as Model

Todd Akin To Build "Berghof West" in Missouri: Adolph Hitler's Residence Serves as Model

Special to TPN - Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) is building a new summer home atop Taum Sauk Mountain, the highest point in Missouri. Rep. Akin is known famously as the one who clarified the difference between "rape" and "legitimate rape." To his credit, he a...
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Funny story: Romney Urges Americans to Eat More Red Meat

Romney Urges Americans to Eat More Red Meat

In an effort to solidify support in the Midwest, Mitt Romney held a press conference in Jefferson City, Missouri, to address what he called a "glaring gap" in Republican policy: nutrition. Romney told carnivorous voters that Missouri, the second-lead...
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Funny story: Rare Outbreak of Raccoon Alcoholism in Rural Missouri

Rare Outbreak of Raccoon Alcoholism in Rural Missouri

PUXICO, MO- Last weekend a Puxico resident noticed peculiar behavior among some of the furry critters that live on his farm. The raccoons were displaying signs of increased aggression, momentary fatigue, and a lack of hygiene. The local wildlife serv...
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Funny story: Missouri Man Shoots His Television

Missouri Man Shoots His Television

JOPLIN, Missouri - A 70-year-old man has been arrested and charged with unlawful discharge of a firearm after he shot his television. His wife, who was shaking like a leaf in the wind, said that her husband became upset because he could not get hi...
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Funny story: Im ticked!

Im ticked!

Hi all, yes we are here, moved to Missouri close to family, unpacked, tierd, and ready to get into the pool. But, Let me tell you what I'm not ready for.
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Funny story: Fried Cauliflower Gives Missouri Man Major Gas

Fried Cauliflower Gives Missouri Man Major Gas

ST. LOUIS, MO (AP) - According to friends and relatives, Bill Windmire, 25, has major gas after consuming a hefty-sized plate of fried cauliflower.
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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