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Funny story:  An Amazing Dancing Fly Discovered In Mississippi

An Amazing Dancing Fly Discovered In Mississippi

BILOXI, Mississippi - Everyone has heard of a Flea Circus, but the folks down in Biloxi, Mississippi, are all excited about a fly that was discovered on Cletis "Hooch" Collywobbles' hog farm. According to local veterinarian Dr. Herbert "Boo Boo" N...
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Funny story:  Trevor McDonald In TV Fracas With Hollywood Legend

Trevor McDonald In TV Fracas With Hollywood Legend

Former ITN newsreader, Sir Trevor McDonald, will be seen getting into a fracas with a Hollywood movie star tonight. Sir Trevor can currently be seen presenting his new series The Mighty Mississippi, the second episode of which airs tonight at 9 on...
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Funny story:  Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive. Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...
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Funny story:  Herman Cain Has Agreed To Appear On Gordon Ramsay's  "Hell's Kitchen"

Herman Cain Has Agreed To Appear On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

TUPELO, Mississippi - Herman Cain brought his I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour into Tupelo, Mississippi. The town located in northern Mississippi is noted for being the place where back in September of 1863, during a Civil War battle, Confederate Gene...
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Funny story:  Naomi Campbell To Guest Star on Hell's Kitchen -  She Says If Gordon Ramsay Screams At Her She'll Kick His Ass Big Time!

Naomi Campbell To Guest Star on Hell's Kitchen - She Says If Gordon Ramsay Screams At Her She'll Kick His Ass Big Time!

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - Naomi Campbell, who has been called "The Queen of Mean" among a number of other negative nicknames was down in the Gulf Coast town of Pascagoula, Mississippi. Campbell had been asked by the local Order of The African-Amer...
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Funny story:  A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota

A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota

NEW ORLEANS - Algonquin Brewtiddle one of the most respected weathercasters in the South recently spoke with reporters about the Mississippi River and the recent flooding. Brewtiddle said that he entered all kinds of weather facts, information, an...
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Funny story:  An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

An Egyptian Pyramid and Sphinx Have Been Unearthed In Mississippi

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Scientists are mystified at the discovery of an Egyptian pyramid and sphinx which were recently uncovered by a highway construction crew seven miles outside of the Mississippi town of Natchez. USA Sunup interviewed Sherman R...
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Funny story:  Oil Slick Surges up the Mississippi

Oil Slick Surges up the Mississippi

BP officials are struggling with the latest surge of oil from the out of control oil well in the Gulf of Mexico. Efforts to cover it with a large block of concrete and cap it with an ordinary plastic kitchen funnel have proved fruitless, only serving...
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Funny story:  The Governor of Mississippi Tells All State Record Stores That The Miley Cyrus CD "Can't Be Tamed" Must Have A Blue Dot on Miley's Crotch

The Governor of Mississippi Tells All State Record Stores That The Miley Cyrus CD "Can't Be Tamed" Must Have A Blue Dot on Miley's Crotch

JACKSON, Mississippi - The governor of Mississippi Haley "Bubba" Barbour has issued a state proclamation stating that the brand new Miley Cyrus CD "Can't Be Tamed" cannot be displayed in any state record store without a blue dot covering Miss Cyrus'...
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Funny story:  Fuel Theft Leaves Western Hemisphere In Lurch

Fuel Theft Leaves Western Hemisphere In Lurch

Just after 10:00 am this morning (East Angola Time), Venezuelan President for Life, Savior of the Native Peoples and Supreme Socialist Boy Scout Leader, Hugo Chavez, called an impromptu news conference with all nine (9) international press representa...
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Funny story:  John Mayer Says He Is Sorry For Using The "N" Word

John Mayer Says He Is Sorry For Using The "N" Word

NASHVILLE, Tennessee- Blues singer John Mayer took the opportunity to clear the air by apologizing on stage at his Nashville concert. Mayer expressed his regret for a remark he made in a recent Playboy Magazine interview about something he said w...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Visits Tiger In Mississippi - Says She Probably Won't Divorce The Man Ho

Elin Nordegren Visits Tiger In Mississippi - Says She Probably Won't Divorce The Man Ho

HATTIESBURG, Mississippi - Elin Nordegren traveled to the Delta state to visit her husband, Tiger Woods, who is in rehab to cure him of Dickaliticus, which is the inherent urge to try and poke every white female of pokeable age. Elin, who still an...
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Funny story:  New Waterfront Hotel Opens in Pascagoula Mississippi

New Waterfront Hotel Opens in Pascagoula Mississippi

Pascagoula MS: A new luxurious waterfront hotel opened here today. This tourist destination is both a hotel and a theme park. All of the 5,000 rooms are configured to resemble staterooms aboard a cruise ship and the room rates include at sea entertai...
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Funny story:  States Secede- Create New Country- US Finished

States Secede- Create New Country- US Finished

A new political entity was born today as all States west of the Mississippi seceded from the Union and created their own nation called The League of States That Remembers What Reality Is. Fed up with decades of following a government that only re...
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Funny story:  Mississippi Foreign Workers End Hunger Strike When Raises Allow Them to Afford Food!

Mississippi Foreign Workers End Hunger Strike When Raises Allow Them to Afford Food!

Two dozen Asian Indian guest workers working on an oil rig in Mississippi were said to be on a month long hunger strike.
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Funny story:  Mississippi Chooses Demo Fascist over Repub Nazi

Mississippi Chooses Demo Fascist over Repub Nazi

For the third time now in consecutive off season elections traditionally Republican districts have voted for Democrats. Political commentators are reading in these tea leaves a disastrous fall for the GOP in the Fall elections.
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Funny story:  Meeting Place

Meeting Place

Rock Hudson (1925-1985), the immaculate good looking movie star and Pat Tillman, (1976-2004), the football star, were both sitting on the bank of Mississippi river, watching the debris in the river when Rock tossed a pebble down the river. Then Pat picked up an egg-shaped pebble and threw it in the air in the same direction. The pebble landed in the center of the ripples. Now, Rock, addressing Pat...
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Funny story:  Area packrat sill doesn't know what to do with hoard of AOL disks

Area packrat sill doesn't know what to do with hoard of AOL disks

Greenville, Mississippi -- Since 1994 Nick Russell has been receiving free trial disks from American online. AOL the worlds largest internet service provider has been sending out their trial disks for over ten years.
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