Liverpool - Cretinaceous Era ne'er-do-well nomads first settled in Sefton's Lunt Meadows circa 5,800 BC according to a new report tracing human/alien hybrid habitits - er...habitats! - north of the Watford Gap.
Consultant archaeologist Prof Doug T...
As the door bell rang at 223c Baker Street, 'Get that, will you, Watson?' came from Sherlock Holmes, and 'Answer the door, please, Mrs Doil', that doctor said, and soon she was ushering scientist and traveller Charles Darwin into the room. 'Mr Charles Darwin', she announced, and then went away to carry on scrubbing the floors, while Holmes and Watson invited the visitor to take a seat.
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