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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Finally Admits It - She Has Fallen Madly In Love With Herself

Carrie Prejean Finally Admits It - She Has Fallen Madly In Love With Herself

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean, was in Cheyenne on the western leg of her book signing tour for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly. Miss Prejean stopped to have lunch at a local Taco Terrifico Diner. She was chat...
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Funny story: A Sex Tape of Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes Carrie Prejean Surfaces

A Sex Tape of Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes Carrie Prejean Surfaces

SALT LAKE CITY - The ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean was in town at a book signing event for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly. One of the seven persons who was in line asked her if it was true that she had made a sex tape. Prejean was t...
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Funny story: Finally! - Miss California, Carrie Prejean Settles Her Beauty Pageant Lawsuit

Finally! - Miss California, Carrie Prejean Settles Her Beauty Pageant Lawsuit

EL SEGUNDO, California - After months of legal haggling and maneuvering, the case of Carrie Prejean, Miss California vs. The Miss California Pageant and Amalgamated Entity USA, has been settled. When the 22-year-old Miss Prejean was asked for the...
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Funny story: The Ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean Files A Whole Bunch of Lawsuits

The Ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean Files A Whole Bunch of Lawsuits

MALIBU BEACH, California - Speaking from a rented beach house in Malibu Beach, ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean has announced that her attorney Magenta Duffydyke has filed several lawsuits on her behalf. Named in the various lawsuits are The Fede...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean really fired for not being in two places at once?

Carrie Prejean really fired for not being in two places at once?

Los Angeles, California - As the now former Miss USA's scheduling records will eventually prove, if ever they are released under this politically charged atmosphere not experienced since the Salem witch-burning saga during the colonial era of pre-Ame...
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Funny story: Donald Trump To Miss California: "You're Fired! Give Me Your Sash and Tiara"

Donald Trump To Miss California: "You're Fired! Give Me Your Sash and Tiara"

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump's support of Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California has gone out the window. The Trumpster dumped her in the dumpster like a hot tamale. An aide to Mr. Trump, who owns the Miss USA Pageant, said that he overheard...
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Funny story: Miss California Silenced by Inexplicable Lightning Strike

Miss California Silenced by Inexplicable Lightning Strike

SAN DIEGO, CA - Reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean is convalescing at Sharp Memorial Hospital in San Diego after being felled by a freak lightning strike this afternoon. Police have launched a full investigation into the incident after police...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean's Spontaneous Boob Shots replaces "Sex on The Beach" cocktail drinks

Carrie Prejean's Spontaneous Boob Shots replaces "Sex on The Beach" cocktail drinks

London, England - Drinknation.com has just the changed the famous cocktail drink "Sex on The Beach" to "Carrie Prejean Spontaneous Boob Shots." All the ingredients are pretty much the same: 2 oz. Cranberry Juice, 2 oz. Orange Juice, 2 oz. Pineapple...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean's Insane Twin Chained Up In Attic

Carrie Prejean's Insane Twin Chained Up In Attic

Hollywood, Ca - News is just emerging that reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, 21, who came out vehemently against same sex marriage causing outrage in many quarters, is nursing a very dark and dirty secret indeed. It has been revealed that...
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Funny story: Christ Offers Eternal Salvation to Miss Californication

Christ Offers Eternal Salvation to Miss Californication

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN - Well known by members of the Christian community for His benevolence, the Lord Jesus Christ has offered Carrie Prejean forgiveness for her sins, according to both Christ and the reigning Miss California. In addition, she has been...
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Funny story: Miss California taking it from both ends on Internet images

Miss California taking it from both ends on Internet images

VISTA, CA - With her pink-panty clad, topless image recently appearing on the Internet, it would appear reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean, 21, has her hands full, getting plowed in the media, really taking a pounding from every side. Miss Pr...
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Funny story: DePalma to shoot Carrie Prejean in "Carrie: Reloaded" also staring Perez Hilton

DePalma to shoot Carrie Prejean in "Carrie: Reloaded" also staring Perez Hilton

Hollywood, California - Famous movie director, Brian DePlama, has just signed a deal with an independent film production company to remake his classic teenage horror film from the '70s: "Carrie". Roles originally played by Sissy Spacek and John Travi...
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Funny story: British bloke threatens Miss California LIVE on the BBC; Scotland Yard investigates

British bloke threatens Miss California LIVE on the BBC; Scotland Yard investigates

London, England - Scotland Yard, London's finest metropolitan police since 1864, was called to the set of a BBC studio when a bloke made a threat against Miss California's life, upsetting viewers at home. "The presence of Scotland Yard investigat...
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Funny story: Miss California Says She's Moving To Wyoming

Miss California Says She's Moving To Wyoming

LOS ANGELES - Miss California says that she is so mad that Perez Hilton ambushed her during The Miss USA telecast with his 'gay question' that she has decided to move to Wyoming where there are no gay people. Perez Hilton who is an avowed 'gay guy...
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Funny story: Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her stateme...
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Funny story: Reagan Dead- Critics and Admirers Comment from Afterlife

Reagan Dead- Critics and Admirers Comment from Afterlife

Ronald Reagan died Saturday afternoon and within hours both accolades and criticisms of the former actor, President and grandfather of America's Neo Con movement were pouring in from the afterlife. John Edward, host of televisions Crossing Over was q...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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