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Funny story: Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...
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Funny story: Bald Miss Delaware Contestant, Kayla Martell, Who is Bald, Champions Bald Causes While Being Bald, and Competes Bald, Because She's Bald, And Then Wins Miss Delaware 2010 Wearing a Wig.

Bald Miss Delaware Contestant, Kayla Martell, Who is Bald, Champions Bald Causes While Being Bald, and Competes Bald, Because She's Bald, And Then Wins Miss Delaware 2010 Wearing a Wig.

Lovely Kayla Martell, of Milford, Delaware, is not afraid to show off the dome. At ten years-old, Martell was diagnosed with alopecia areata, a condition thought to be an autoimmune disorder, in which the body attacks its own hair follicles and su...
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Funny story: Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

"Nah, that bitch ain't all that," Miss Mildred Gates, the Second Runner-up and winner of Miss Hideously Ugly Arkansas, bitterly complained during a post-pageant dust-up involving several of the contestants. "I'll be takin' this to the top!" she angr...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

The Miss America Organization says Radio Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 pageant in Las Vegas. No, you heard right, and we do mean right, Mr. Rush Limbaugh. The event will be held at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Cas...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Crowned Miss America

Nancy Pelosi Crowned Miss America

Washington DC-- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was walking through the corridors of the Capitol on Friday afternoon when she received quite a surprise. Suddenly, Nancy found herself being wrapped in a green satin gown. Someone put a diamond t...
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Funny story: Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

New York, New York - Making good on a pageant promise to take a bite out of crime, Miss 'Captain' America, as law officials affectedly donned her, Lauren Nelson, joined crime-fighting forces with American's Most Wanted famous crime fighti...
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