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Long, protracted human suffering key to economy - Japan Finance Minister

Funny story: Long, protracted human suffering key to economy - Japan Finance Minister

"For too long our economy has suffered under the shadow of happiness and well being" proclaimed Japanese Finance Minister Taro Aso at the official launch of the new Suffering for Prosperity committee. The committee was formed earlier this month a...

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Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

Funny story: Little Divot Couple Have Row, Husband Delighted With Outcome

A married couple from Little Divot are the talk of the village after a dispute left neighbours reaching for their earplugs. Clive and Barbara Peddle, both 45, are well known in the village for their domestic disputes, but locals reckon this is the...

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Scientists Discover Chimps Suffer Mid-Life Crises Too

Funny story: Scientists Discover Chimps Suffer Mid-Life Crises Too

Following extensive research by a group of scientists it's been confirmed that chimpanzees are even more like humans than we thought. Researchers studied the behaviour of around 500 captive chimps all over the world and found that their sense of w...

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Manchester Airport fuel crisis causes Motorway Misery

Funny story: Manchester Airport fuel crisis causes Motorway Misery

The disruption to the fuel pipeline between Ellesmere Port and Manchester Airport has led to massive delays at the terminal, but there has been an unexpected knock on effect as the M56 has clogged up with aircraft heading for a nearby service station...

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Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

Funny story: Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

PORTLAND-Misery loves its company, it's the age-old cliché. It also happens to be the age-old lie, according to Misery. "What most people don't seem to realize," it said, "is that most of the time, I prefer to just ruin one person's life at a tim...

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Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 3

Funny story: Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 3

The story so far: Popular novelist, Mike Shuttlecock, author of the 'Miserable Bastard' series of novels, loosely based on his brother Martin's experiences, has endured a serious traffic accident in Wales, and has been taken away from the scene by his number one fan, Blodwyn Glendowr. And imprisoned in her home as a guest/patient/victim... Oh, and accused of plagiarism. Or something simil...

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Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 2

Funny story: Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 2

My first morning of being nursed by a raving lunatic. Blodwyn brought me breakfast in bed - not that I had the option of getting up. I had great difficulty moving my lips, let alone my legs. "Here you are Bach. I've brought yew yewer breakfast is nit," she cheerfully chirruped. She thrust a plate at me. I was in no position to refuse her 'hospitality.' "What is it?" I asked. I could...

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Miserable (Not to be confused with Stephen King's 'Misery')

Funny story: Miserable (Not to be confused with Stephen King's 'Misery')

It's hard being a writer. Don't let anybody tell you any different. Contrary to popular belief, most writers would prefer to sit facing a blank wall, rather than overlook a paradise beach in the Caribbean. There are no distractions when you sit facing a blank wall, so in theory, the writing comes easier. I didn't introduce myself, did I? My name is Mike Shuttlecock, and I'm a novelist.

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Why Does It Always Rain On Me? - The Answer

Funny story: Why Does It Always Rain On Me? - The Answer

Travis asked the question. Why does it always rain on me, they sang, in their plaintive Scottish lilt. Fair question. Why is it that it always seems to be pissing down with rain in Britain? Now, a research team of brainy boffins with nothing else...

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MP defends his 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable' comments

Funny story: MP defends his 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable' comments

Glasgow South MP Tom Harris has been criticised for saying 'no wonder people are so bloody miserable', in a blog on his unheard-of website. Mr Harris, a penpusher in the alleged Labour government, had said: 'OK, you're living in Glasgow. It's the...

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Unfortunate Man's Life a "Misery"

Funny story: Unfortunate Man's Life a "Misery"

A blind, mute, fingerless man has described how difficult his life has been in a fascinating new book.

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Man admits to not having a 'quiet' Christmas

Funny story: Man admits to not having a 'quiet' Christmas

When Keegan Dollhouse returned to work after the Christmas holidays, he was shocked to hear that all his co-workers had had a 'quiet' Christmas.

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Samaritans Flat Out After Night Of Misery On Soaps

Funny story: Samaritans Flat Out After Night Of Misery On Soaps

The Samaritans are reporting record numbers of calls to their service on Christmas night, following the spate of deaths and miserable storylines in the UK's soaps.

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