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Donut Miracle Converts Thousands to Christianity

Funny story: Donut Miracle Converts Thousands to Christianity

Mobile, AL - Well-respected local, Jamie McGinn, woke up on October 17th like it was any other day. Little did she know, her routine Saturday donut run would be far from normal. On her way back into the house from her trip to Dan's Donuts, she trippe...

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The Case Against Jesus...Find of the Century

Funny story: The Case Against Jesus...Find of the Century

Archaeologists digging near Jerusalem have unearthed what could be the find of the century... a document purporting to list the actual charges made against Jesus Christ. Jesus was formally arraigned at the house of the High Priest Caiaphas before a gathering of Scribes and officials belonging to the Jerusalem Sanhedrin council. The list of indictments was read out to the defendant who made...

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Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Funny story: Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Griffith, Indiana - Holy crap! The tears of a weeping madonna statue outside St Mary's Roamin Catlick Church have tested positive for avian post-digestive fecal matter, otherwise known as pigeon shit. All week parishioners had been flocking to th...

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Dead man returns to life, craving blood

JACKASS, MS -- Seventy-eight-year-old Walter Williams has cheated the Grim Reaper. Pronounced "dead" five days ago by a doctor whose credentials are "under review" by the Amerikan Medical Association, Williams was on the embalming table, about to be...

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Stricter Saint regulations as Pilgrim " blunders" uncovered.

Funny story: Stricter Saint regulations as Pilgrim " blunders" uncovered.

Several incidents involving dubious relics have led to the setting up of "Ofrelic" by the Vatican. Recently a pilgrim who had queued for hours at the "Well of St. Patella" to cure knee ligament problems was fitted with a cheap ginger wig and sent...

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Steven Donziger's face materializes on slice of toasted Wonderbread

Funny story: Steven Donziger's face materializes on slice of toasted Wonderbread

New York - Some judges breakfasting at a Manhattan cafeteria close to next week's RICO racketeering and corruption lawsuit were gobsmacked this morning when an apparition of Ecuador Amazonbotch shyster lawyer Steven Donziger popped up on a slice of t...

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Pope's remarks panic Purgatory

Funny story: Pope's remarks panic Purgatory

Vatican City -- An offer by Pope Francis to reduce Purgatory time for Catholics who embrace the "miracle of social media" has led to a massive and sudden selloff of real estate in Purgatory. As a result, prices for Purgatory condos have been slas...

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Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed

Funny story: Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed

Vatican City -- As he retires as the mystical leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict is being honored for the miracles he performed while pontiff. Among the amazing feats with which he is credited are these wonders: Converted the Pope Mobil...

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Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead

Funny story: Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead

Apparently cats aren't the only ones with nine lives. A woman in Kansas is lucky to be alive after dying eight times, and credits Justin Bieber for bringing her back. Marlene Wilson, 44, of Great Bend, Kansas, had been cleaning a hunting rifle...

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Mitt Romney's face miraculously appears on urinal mint at WV convent!

Funny story: Mitt Romney's face miraculously appears on urinal mint at WV convent!

CONVENT OF THE QUEER, WV (ABSNN) - The face of Republican Presidential nominee, Mitt Romney, "miraculously appeared" on a urinal mint, in the toilet of the Monk's Quarters, in this small Jesuit Convent tucked away in the foothills of west-central Wes...

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Jesus Christ Superstar and Super Husband

Funny story: Jesus Christ Superstar and Super Husband

An ancient fragment of papyrus has been discovered and it makes a thinly veiled reference to Jesus having a wife. It also says several things about Transformers building the Pyramids but that's apparently not as important as the Jesus thing. The s...

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Miracle: Man's Memory Instantly Restored

Funny story: Miracle: Man's Memory Instantly Restored

CHESTER, Pa. (WTFM) --- It was a hot, summer afternoon in mid-August, 1962, when a twelve-year-old Robert Tiller and his younger brother, Pete, decided they would bury a jar of pennies in their backyard. Two years later, they decided to dig it...

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St. Patrick's Day Miracle! More Beer AFTER St. Paddy's Day Party than BEFORE

Funny story: St. Patrick's Day Miracle! More Beer AFTER St. Paddy's Day Party than BEFORE

In what Irish-Americans are touting as a modern-day St. Patrick's Day miracle, Lower East Side New Yorker Mary McGarry discovered that there was even more beer in her home the morning AFTER her rollicking St. Paddy's Day party than there had been bef...

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Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Funny story: Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Washington, DC -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared his campaign to be "The Second Coming," after learning that his birth certificate identifies him as the Son of God. "I thought I might be related to Superman," Santorum...

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Image of Tim Tebow in Grilled Cheese Sandwich a Miracle says Pope

Funny story: Image of Tim Tebow in Grilled Cheese Sandwich a Miracle says Pope

Denver, CO - A man who ordered a grilled cheese sandwich at a local café was taken aback when he noticed the grilled cheese bore the likeness of Tim Tebow, the Denver Broncos quarterback extraordinaire. Even more extraordinary was that Pope Benedi...

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The Feeding of the 5000 explained

Funny story: The Feeding of the 5000 explained

Theological Biblical Students at Wakefield Primary School believe that the story of the Feeding of the Five Thousand in the Bible is an example of the world's first Flash Mob. "Basically," said Naomi Jefferson, "we think that Jesus put some sort o...

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Christopher Hitchens Cured After Praying to Mother Teresa

Funny story: Christopher Hitchens Cured After Praying to Mother Teresa

Atheist writer Christopher Hitchens has reportedly been cured of cancer after praying to Mother Teresa. Hitchens' cure, if accepted by Catholic Church authorities as miraculous, could ultimately pave the way for Mother Teresa to be canonized as a...

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Toxic Zam Zam water sourced to Bin Laden spring

Funny story: Toxic Zam Zam water sourced to Bin Laden spring

Abbottabad - That 'Arab Spring' tagline has taken a bashing amid reports Bin Laden made 'an absolute killing' flogging poisoned water on his Holy Shit! website. The liquid's supernatural powers had seen it branded the world's top ills' whitewasher...

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