Apparently cats aren't the only ones with nine lives.
A woman in Kansas is lucky to be alive after dying eight times, and credits Justin Bieber for bringing her back.
Marlene Wilson, 44, of Great Bend, Kansas, had been cleaning a hunting rifle...
CONVENT OF THE QUEER, WV (ABSNN) - The face of Republican Presidential nominee, Mitt Romney, "miraculously appeared" on a urinal mint, in the toilet of the Monk's Quarters, in this small Jesuit Convent tucked away in the foothills of west-central Wes...
An ancient fragment of papyrus has been discovered and it makes a thinly veiled reference to Jesus having a wife. It also says several things about Transformers building the Pyramids but that's apparently not as important as the Jesus thing.
The s...
CHESTER, Pa. (WTFM) --- It was a hot, summer afternoon in mid-August, 1962, when a twelve-year-old Robert Tiller and his younger brother, Pete, decided they would bury a jar of pennies in their backyard.
Two years later, they decided to dig it...
In what Irish-Americans are touting as a modern-day St. Patrick's Day miracle, Lower East Side New Yorker Mary McGarry discovered that there was even more beer in her home the morning AFTER her rollicking St. Paddy's Day party than there had been bef...
Washington, DC -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared his campaign to be "The Second Coming," after learning that his birth certificate identifies him as the Son of God.
"I thought I might be related to Superman," Santorum...
Denver, CO - A man who ordered a grilled cheese sandwich at a local café was taken aback when he noticed the grilled cheese bore the likeness of Tim Tebow, the Denver Broncos quarterback extraordinaire.
Even more extraordinary was that Pope Benedi...
Theological Biblical Students at Wakefield Primary School believe that the story of the Feeding of the Five Thousand in the Bible is an example of the world's first Flash Mob.
"Basically," said Naomi Jefferson, "we think that Jesus put some sort o...
Atheist writer Christopher Hitchens has reportedly been cured of cancer after praying to Mother Teresa.
Hitchens' cure, if accepted by Catholic Church authorities as miraculous, could ultimately pave the way for Mother Teresa to be canonized as a...
Abbottabad - That 'Arab Spring' tagline has taken a bashing amid reports Bin Laden made 'an absolute killing' flogging poisoned water on his Holy Shit! website.
The liquid's supernatural powers had seen it branded the world's top ills' whitewasher...
The late Pope John-Paul II has performed a first miracle after his beatification in Rome this past Sunday.
The former Polish-born Karol Wojtyla intercepted to help American C.I.A. agents shoot straight when they attacked Osama Bin Laden's luxury...
Bosses at Channel 4 have decided that they will go ahead with a controversial Christmas Episode of Father Ted (to be screened in late July).
The actor Dermot Morgan, who played Father Ted in three series, sadly passed away in 1998 after finishing...
In today's Washington Post it was reported that Pope John Paul II has moved even closer to becoming a saint. Evidentially the beatification will be held on May 1st.
To be granted the highest honor of the Catholic church there must be indisputabl...
Thank God for health care reform. 88 year old Brazilian woman Maria das Dores has had quite an eventful Christmas 2010. Maria das Dores was admitted to the hospital in Ipatinga, Brazil suffering from blocked arteries and Alzheimer's disease. Accordin...
INNER SANCTUM, SANCTORUM - THE VATICAN: Future Popatus contender, Chief Cardinal-Scoundrel Burl O'Scooney has just released the 2010 list of The Bible's 10 Most Powerful Women. Perhaps Burl O'Scooney felt that some magnanimous gesture towards more...
Dr. Sigfreed VanDerfly of the Institute for Diptera Research located in Brussels, near the site of the Langlaglfuer Landfill, recently announced that after many years, had a breakthrough. After all the research, experiments, training and crossbreedin...
All doubts about the supernatural powers of the Pope have been dispelled by a series of extraordinary events that have coincided with his visit to Scotland.
The Pope kissed a baby which then sprouted angelic wings and flew into his arms. 'A bit yo...
The following testimony is one man's incredible story of how he was cured of chronic back pain by an animal. As the facts unfold, they will appear to be fictional in nature, however, the author has signed a written affidavit and has also agreed to submit to a lie detector test upon request.
My name is Ben Malo and I am an ancient history enthusiast. In my spare time, I read anything that I can...