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God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Funny story: God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Minneapolis, MN-Following the Minnesota Vikings recent strong start to the NFL season, The Lord himself has been seen wearing a Vikings jersey, something not reported since the 2009 season in which Brett Favre lead the team to the NFC Championship Ga...

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Minnesota Vikings Special Teams Coordinator Mike Priefer Denies That He Is Anti-Gay

Funny story: Minnesota Vikings Special Teams Coordinator Mike Priefer Denies That He Is Anti-Gay

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - Vikings special teams coordinator Mike Priefer says that he does not like to see guys skipping or prancing around but he wants it known that he is not homophobic. Priefer was accused by ex-Vikings punter Chris Kluwe of cal...

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The Seattle Seahawks Have The Best Record In The NFL (10-1)

Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Have The Best Record In The NFL (10-1)

SEATTLE - There is much joy in the nation's Northwest as the Seahawks from Seattle have improved their record to 10-1 after soundly defeating the Minnesota Vikings 41-20. CenturyLink Field was the scene of much jubilation and high fiving as the Se...

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Adrian Peterson To Leave Minnesota Vikings?

Funny story: Adrian Peterson To Leave Minnesota Vikings?

"It's getting harder and harder to run when the average weight of your linemen is 375 pounds and your opponents weigh as much or more", Peterson reportedly told a free lance reporter who asked not to be identified. Peterson had wanted the article...

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The New York Giants After Starting Off At (0-6) Finally Win One As They Beat The Minnesota Vikings

Funny story: The New York Giants After Starting Off At (0-6) Finally Win One As They Beat The Minnesota Vikings

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Several New York Giants players say that Louisiana voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette came through for them as she put a hex on the Minnesota Vikings who fell to the Giants 23-7. Giants Coach Tom Coughlin was aske...

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Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

Funny story: Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions have the distinction of having the NFL's dirtiest player on their roster. Ndamukong Suh must have a bit of Nazi blood running through his veins as evidenced by his out-of-control gridiron antics. In the past Suh has...

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Vikes Vow "No More Halftime Keggers"

A 3AM pity party turned into a press conference for one when Minnesota Vikings coach Leslie Frazier announced there would be no more halftime keg parties. "It's obviously interfering with our performance on the field," Frazier said. During the pr...

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Rush Limbaugh Addresses The Sports Reports That He Is Buying The Minnesota Vikings

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Addresses The Sports Reports That He Is Buying The Minnesota Vikings

MINNEAPOLIS - Rush Limbaugh was in town visiting his old friend Governor Tim Pawlenty when he was asked about the sports reports that he is seeking to purchase the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. El Rusho, took a puff of his 12-inch cigar, and remarked that ever since last year when he tried to buy the St. Louis Rams everyone keeps asking him if he is still looking to buy a professional football team.

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Ten Things Smaller Than Brett Farve's Penis

Funny story: Ten Things Smaller Than Brett Farve's Penis

In light of Minnesota Vikings (former) quarterback Brett Favre being fined $50,000 for causing irreparable harm to a defenseless (text) receiver, after sending New York Jets Gameday host Jenn Sterger pictures via cell phone of an old, wrinkled member that stopped serving it's purpose a long time ago (he also showed her his penis), Thespoof has amassed this list of ten things in the universe smalle...

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Brett Favre Fined $25,000 Per Inch

Funny story: Brett Favre Fined $25,000 Per Inch

Brett Favre's little game of "say hello to my little friend", via inappropriate messages and lewd photos texted to former New York Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger, has cost him $50,000, or $25,000 per inch. Ran out of dick jokes early, I see...

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Vikings Fans Forced To Go To Detroit. At Night

Funny story: Vikings Fans Forced To Go To Detroit. At Night

The Detroit Lions announced that there will be no charge for admission when Detroit's Ford Edsel Field hosts the postponed game between the New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings at 7:20 p.m. Monday. The game, originally scheduled for Sunday, had t...

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Wikileaks Is Reporting That The Minnesota Vikings Are Moving To Los Angeles

Funny story: Wikileaks Is Reporting That The Minnesota Vikings Are Moving To Los Angeles

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has over 250,000 documents. And filed among the vast volume is a sports document which states that a Los Angeles based group headed by talk show host Larry King has had several conversations with the owner of the NFL Minnesota Vik...

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Vikings Coach Takes Anger At Favre Out On Randy Moss, Release Him

Funny story: Vikings Coach Takes Anger At Favre Out On Randy Moss, Release Him

Brad Childress hates Brett Favre like Oprah hates low-calorie salad dressing. And penis. Evidence That Randy Moss Is An A--hole. * In a 1997 Sports Illustrated article, regarding the 1970 Marshall plane crash, Randy Moss said, "the plane crash...

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Vikings to Favre: Nix the Picks, and the Dix Pix!

Funny story: Vikings to Favre: Nix the Picks, and the Dix Pix!

The Minnesota Vikings have made it abundantly clear to quarterback Brett Favre that they are not waiting for the NFL's ruling, telling him in a closed door meeting, "Focus more on throwing the ball to our players, and focus less on texting pictures o...

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Brett Favre's Tiny Purple Helmet Of Fate Now In The NFL's Hands

Funny story: Brett Favre's Tiny Purple Helmet Of Fate Now In The NFL's Hands

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, known this year for throwing picks and sexting d--ks, has had the mushroomed shaped purple helmet of fate taken out of his hands, and placed in the hands of NFL Commissioner Roger (snicker) Goodell. The N...

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The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Minnesota Vikings and Drop To (1-4) - Owner Jerry Jones Says "I've Run Out Of Non-Football Folks To Blame"

Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Minnesota Vikings and Drop To (1-4) - Owner Jerry Jones Says "I've Run Out Of Non-Football Folks To Blame"

BLOOMINGTON, Minnesota - The Dallas Cowboys, who feel that they are still Super Bowl bound, lost their fourth game of the season at the hands of the Minnesota Vikings, who were led by their 58-year-old ailing quarterback Brett "The Relic" Favre. T...

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Brett Favre apologizes for inappropriate texts sent to Vikings

Funny story: Brett Favre apologizes for inappropriate texts sent to Vikings

MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a tearful press conference yesterday morning, a contrite Brett Favre apologized for a series of improper text messages sent to Vikings staff informing them that he was in great health and perfectly committed to a playoff run wi...

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Brett Favre Not Sure They Lost To Saints, 14-9!

Funny story: Brett Favre Not Sure They Lost To Saints, 14-9!

After Thursday night's loss to the New Orleans Saints, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre was asked about the loss. "Did we loss? Doggone it. At least I set another record with that interception. I knew we had a bad second half but we lost?...

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