I recently bought a burrito and was astounded to see that it was made in the fair city of Minneapolis, a surprise since I had always thought of Minneapolis as being a place so white that it's nickname is 'The Wonder Bread Capital of America'. Burritos are about as native to Minnesota as fish are to the moon. What comes next? Does my chop suey start getting shipped in from Tel Aviv?
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MINNEAPOLIS - The city council of Minneapolis, Minnesota has just announced that it has reduced the town's unemployment percent all the way down to zero.
Council member Delta Joan Muscaretello spoke with an assembled throng of reporters and she re...
In a cloud of diesel smoke and a hearty "Saddle Up and Head 'em Out", Barry Obama took to the open road on his 3 day political junket in a presidential cavalcade consisting of $3m worth of custom buses and a horde of support vehicles at taxpayer expe...
MINNEAPOLIS - Needless to say the executives with the Minnesota Timbervolves are not very happy campers at the moment.
They have been duped and duped good as Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag is always saying.
It seems that when the Timberwolves...
Just when you think the human race can't get any more stupid and you can't bear to read one more account of animal cruelty, a story like this emerges.
A 39-year old resident of Minneapolis, Stacey Braindead, placed a puppy inside a box and took it...
Millions of years ago, dinosaurs roared upon the Earth. That is the startling discovery of Reina McSpamster, 18 months, of Outer Suburbia, Minnesota.
This author accompanied McSpamster on a recent expedition to the Science Museum of Minnesota, w...
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - Maude McStarmaiden, a spokesperson for the world's largest retailer, has stated that the retailing giant is implementing a new policy in Wisconsin and Minnesota.
McStarmaiden said that from now on anyone applying for a job a...
In preparation for an upcoming 70s-themed block party, Helena Handbasket, 47, recently began refreshing her memory and working on her moves for the Time Warp, a dance based upon the lyrics to the song by the same name from the 1975 cult film The Rock...
ST. PAUL, Minnesota - Noted self-help author Alexis Dramcloud-Gulpbutter, 42, who has written over 20 books on subjects dealing with performing your own tonsillectomies and building your own riding mower, was taken into custody after going beserk at...
ST PAUL, MN (TS.com) - Gee whiz, gay guys can't catch a break in St. Paul, Minnesota! First, a well known, and nominally well respected, politician gets his ass busted for "taking a wide stance," and propositioning an undercover cop for homosexua...
Brett Favre, who just three weeks ago said that a deal could not be reached and that he was going to stay retired, just signed a contract to play for the Minnesota Vikings. The quarterback, who holds several career records, will now play against his...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Former "Saturday Night Live" writer and performer Al Franken resigned from his post as Minnesota Senator today, citing mental exhaustion from an unbelievably tight election, an arduous recount, and a subsequent 7-week court battle o...
The two mainstream candidates for U.S. Senator from Minnesota started their re-election campaigns today. Norm Coleman, who was senator until January 3, and Al Franken are in a court battle royale to determine who will represent Minnesota in the Sena...
ST. PAUL - In a repeat of the contentious battle for ballots between Norm Coleman and Al Franken for a Senate seat, Minnesotans have split once more.
The initial tally of votes was so close that it triggered an automatic recount. Out of some 3 mi...
The unending Minnesotan Senate race between Al Franken and Norm Coleman has become a permanent tourist attraction. Saturday Night Live fans, Republican staunchists, scoffers of politics in general and just plain people looking for an excuse to get dr...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For nearly two months now, Al Franken and Norm Coleman have been locked in a virtual dead heat for a Minnesota Senate position. A long, drawn out recount has failed to settle the political stalemate in favor of either candidate, th...
Everyone had a big laugh in Minnesota, USA this week as it turned out that their month-long Senate standoff vote between famed comedian Al Franken and Senator Norm Coleman is actually a big Saturday Night Live television skit.
SNL chief Lorne Mic...
Minneapolis- Ron Paul was making a routine campaign stop in rural Minnesota when screams came from the crowd of 30 or so on-lookers as they scurried out of the way of what appeared to be a rolling tire. Paul saw it at the last minute and turned to ru...