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Funny story:  Eurovision song contest will be won by a mime act

Eurovision song contest will be won by a mime act

It was calculated that the Eurovision Song Contest for 2012 would be won by Sweden due to the way countries vote for each other. The mathematical formula for calculating the winner is freely available, and has correctly predicted seven of the last fi...
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Funny story:  Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

The war of words continues between France and Turkey as the Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan elevated the level of political rhetoric to new heights yesterday, calling France "Racist". Not to be outdone on in the court of public opinio...
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Funny story:  Italians and Mimes Most Prone to Gesticular Cancer

Italians and Mimes Most Prone to Gesticular Cancer

A newly published study in medical journal The Lancelot reveals that Italian males are 60% more likely to suffer from gesticular cancer than any other national group. The condition was also found to be more prevalent in regions with Italian immigrat...
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Funny story:  Libya: MooMoo Gadafi: I Only Wanted To Be A Mime! Was That Too Much To Ask?

Libya: MooMoo Gadafi: I Only Wanted To Be A Mime! Was That Too Much To Ask?

Tripoli - Today MooMoo Gadafi ranted at Green Square. The Spoof's only African correspondent JO, who was sent because he can speak Indian English with an Australian accent, arrived in time to hear MooMoo and interview several hallucinogenic beings around him. "I could've been a contender! I could've been someone! Instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it Charlie!" said MooMoo in the...
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Funny story:  Shock: Cheryl Mimes On Pre-Recorded Live TV Show

Shock: Cheryl Mimes On Pre-Recorded Live TV Show

Cheryl Cole, or Tweedy or whatever she is this week, rather unsensationally mimed to a song that was pre-recorded before going out 'live' on X-Factor. The new single was to be performed by the X-Factor judge live on the results show. But bosses de...
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Funny story:  Mime's New Invisible Cube Is Bullet-Proof!

Mime's New Invisible Cube Is Bullet-Proof!

Clarence "Silent" Fizzle the mime from West Virginia has created a bullet-proof invisible cube! Mimes the world over went bonkers and hopped and flapped everywhere until somebody slapped them down, upon seeing the news. "Too many innocent mime...
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Funny story:  Identity Frogs Pose New Threat

Identity Frogs Pose New Threat

Washington, D.C. - The Department of Agriculture has issued a new warning concerning the emerging threat of Identity frogs, small amphibians with the ability to mimic the voices of those they encounter. The arboreal frogs typically cling to tree...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Wins 2009 Mime Award

Cheryl Cole Wins 2009 Mime Award

(Defecated News) She's loved by all in the UK. The ladies would love to be like her, and the gentlemen would love to come inside her. But it would appear also, that out little geordie treasure is loved internationally. Following he spectacular eff...
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Funny story:  Famous Mime, Pierre Waters, Accused Of Plagiarism!

Famous Mime, Pierre Waters, Accused Of Plagiarism!

Famous German Mime, Pierre Waters, has been accused by the Academy of Mimes of stealing his routines from "Bunny Rabbit" on the old Captain Kangaroo Show which was on CBS like forever. "We have carefully watched the filmed performances of Waters a...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Miming. First Cheryl Cole, And Now Shakira. When Will The Great Talent Show Swindle End?

X-Factor Miming. First Cheryl Cole, And Now Shakira. When Will The Great Talent Show Swindle End?

The TV show X-Factor plumbed new and ever greater depths yesterday as 'guest artiste' Shakira appeared to be miming, following in the Cheryl Cole tradition. We contacted top mime artiste Marcel Marinado, who comes from France, and is French and as...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Lies Low After Aussie Mime Jibes

Britney Spears Lies Low After Aussie Mime Jibes

Following widespread condemnation and walk-outs by Aussie audiences during her 'Circus' tour because she was miming and that big-screens malfunctioned, Britney Spears has gone into hiding in tha hope that the clamour will eventually tail off. Spea...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

American singer Britney Spears has confirmed a concert tour of 24 venues around the UK. Currently the world's most famous mime artist, she will be following in the footsteps of famous French mime artist Marcel Marceau, and will be appearing at ins...
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Funny story:  Mime Flu Hits France

Mime Flu Hits France

There is panic in the streets of Paris this morning as an epidemic of Mime Flu has hit the country most famous for it's legendary mimes. "It's hit us with the suddenly" stated one man who agreed to talk with us through his mask. "We got up this mo...
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Funny story:  Most Dangersous Job - Mime

Most Dangersous Job - Mime

Scientists and loafers, slackers, and losers at the Invisible Box University have determined that the most dangerous job in the world is a mime. A mime is more than 25 times more likely to die on the job than a crab fisherman or a test pilot. It...
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Funny story:  Mime Aid 2008

Mime Aid 2008

Following a gesture made by Sir Bob Geldolf as his reaction to Alistair Darling's excuse for a budget - his perfunctory two fingers - the legendary fund raiser and former front-man of the Roomtown Bats has consequently devised a special, one-off...
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Funny story:  French Mime, Marcel Marceau, Dies at 84; World Observes a Moment of Silence

French Mime, Marcel Marceau, Dies at 84; World Observes a Moment of Silence

Paris, France - Inspired by the silent movies as well the Italian Renaissance and theatrical styles of ancient Greece, there was more behind the man in white makeup and gloves in a black and white shirt than met the eye. With his strangely silent mov...
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Funny story:  Marcel Marceau's Death the Mime of his Life

Marcel Marceau's Death the Mime of his Life

French Mime, Marcel Marceau passed away last night, his family revealed.
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