A pair of estranged, man's underpants were arrested today in Milton Keynes shopping centre. They crept under the noses of security guards who were busy searching in young teenage girls handbags hoping to find a pair of nicked knickers or two.
UK minister for Local Government has been left holding his head in his hands. The Right Honourable, Eric Pickles is in a real pickle today.
Residents of Stony Stratford, near Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire have emptied their local library of all 1...
Scientists have revealed that traces of Neanderthal DNA has been discovered in several people living in Milton Keynes. The DNA suggests that Neanderthals mated with Homo Sapiens, possibly in Newport Pagnel one Friday night.
The result of these enc...
The Foreign Office is to relocate to Milton Keynes. A secret document, known only to myself and several million "Mail On Sunday" readers outlines the plans.
John Reid, the Home Secretary, has declared his decision to turn Milton Keynes into Britain's highest security prison. Following today's announcement that Manchester will be the new European capital of gambling, competing with the sophisticat...
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