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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel ChiefEmperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
Kerry Ordered to Stay in Switzerland by His HandlersForeign Minister Kerry will stay put, not due to Iran-will-nukem talks, but on orders from his VietCong superiors. They want further intel to advance their joint scheme with Putski to conquer Europe.
Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
Coffee Chain Stirs Debate With Holocaust Themed EstablishmentsGlenn Winn, CEO of the Social Bean defended his decision to raise awareness of social injustice though his business establishments. "Coffee can get us talking about more than that Ferguson race thing"
Who says Jennifer Lawrence is going to play Patty Hearst?Uh, the studio boss waving the $20m pay check?
Hollywood power players attend Brian Grazer's pre-Solstice hooker partySo what else is new?
Daniel Day-Lewis spotted dining with designer Domenico VericcaThe pair might make some comfortable slip-on loafers together maybe for the burgeoning fungal nail disease footwear market
Sam Taylor-Johnson out of 'Filthy Shades' sequelSays things getting just too damn grubby and might damage her reputation
Ben Stiller still moaning that Joan Rivers 'didn't like me' and we never made quicheBlame the mess he made of quinoa ratatouille for the never ending feud
Drew Barrymore reads Dr. Seuss when dumbing downSuch downmarket trash, no wonder they say her kids aren't exactly Einstein
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