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Funny story: Prince Charles invites journalists to see his milk collection

Prince Charles invites journalists to see his milk collection

His Royal Highness Prince Charles has begun preparing the media for his inevitable coronation by inviting them into his home to allow them a glimpse of how he lives. It is his hope that this blatant buttering up will ease his passage into the kingshi...
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Funny story: Cows Close UK Supermarkets

Cows Close UK Supermarkets

Herds of well trained cows have stormed supermarkets and local government buildings in a bid to support the farmers' strike. A calculated and precise act of terrorism has prevented customers from purchasing milk. It has been alleged farmers have...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh stated that just when you think you have seen it all here comes Time Magazine with a cover showing a 26-year-old woman openly breastfeeding her little 3-year-old boy who looks like he could be closer to 7. Limbaugh no...
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Funny story: The Swedish Milkmen

The Swedish Milkmen

In a farmhouse in a remote part of Sweden, there is a unique industry. The small village of Juver in Dalarna is home to the world's only human dairy farm. It was started in 1973 by Erik Holstein, when his wife Helga would not stop lactating. "It was very embarrassing," he says. "Every time she put on a jumper she would get these huge wet patches around her bosoms." He decided to borrow a mil...
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Funny story: Supermarkets to start selling Whale Milk

Supermarkets to start selling Whale Milk

Two of the big four High Street supermarket chains Asco and Tesda are to start selling the highly controversial Whale Milk. The other three of the big two, Sainssons and Morribury's are watching sales of Whale Milk with interest. PETAL, the People...
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Funny story: Thought For The Day, With E L Wisty

Thought For The Day, With E L Wisty

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Jeremy Clarkson. Another thing I can't stand is the cat. Yes, the cat that sits on my window sill every evening and looks at me. I can feel its green eyes burning into my soul, while I'm heating the milk. Into my very soul, they burn, while the skin forms on the milk and it begins to rise dangerously high up the sides of the milk pan. Bastit, that was t...
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Funny story: Vampire Dairies Shut Down - Lobov And Winkelholder Devastated

Vampire Dairies Shut Down - Lobov And Winkelholder Devastated

Hereford based dairy produce manufacturers, Vampire Dairies, have been shut down by their co-owners, Nina Lobov and Damian Winkelholder, following a dramatic downturn in turnover. "It was regrettable, but we had to take drastic action," Winkelhold...
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Funny story: Dairy Announces "Milk Of Human Kindness" Will Come In Flavors

Dairy Announces "Milk Of Human Kindness" Will Come In Flavors

Borden's Dairy has announced that they will soon be distributing "The Milk of Human Kindness" in flavors such as chocolate and strawberry. They also said that the product will be available as whole, skim, 2 %, and fat free (just like all other milk...
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Funny story: Cloned offspring milk and meat to enter food chain

Cloned offspring milk and meat to enter food chain

Following a decision by the European Commission milk and meat from the offspring of cloned animals will be allowed to enter the food chain and is expected to be on the shelves of supermarkets by the end of summer. A major concern, that the genera...
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Funny story: Milkoholism "on rise" among young people

Milkoholism "on rise" among young people

A disturbing new trend has come to light among the young people of Britain. This generation are self-described "milkoholics" - dependant on milk and drinking up to twelve times a day. Reuben Milner, 1 month, is a typical milkoholic. Speaking f...
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Funny story: Breast Milk Ice Cream On Sale

Breast Milk Ice Cream On Sale

A restaurant in London has announced that its best selling menu item is ice cream made from breast milk. Cafe You in Covent Garden is making a name for itself by featuring dishes made only from body parts and membranes. The Breast Milk Ice Crea...
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Funny story: Cameron won't cut free-milk but will add free beer and alcopops

Cameron won't cut free-milk but will add free beer and alcopops

LONDON: The Con-Lib Dem coalition government denied that it was proposing to scrap the 'free-milk' for school kids. PM Cameron's office said it planned to continue giving free milk each school day to children under the age of 5. Mr.Cameron's spoke...
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Funny story: Milk Snatch Off

Milk Snatch Off

Plans being hatched in the hidden dungeons of an evil empire to wrest bottles of milk from children under 6 have been dropped by the controller of the snatch organisers. Fooled into believing the rulers of this empire had been absorbed by spirits...
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Funny story: Is This The End Of The Milk Bottle?

Is This The End Of The Milk Bottle?

The humble milk bottle could be about to join edible underpants in retirement. Sainsbury's recently introduced two-pint bags. Now, in a bid to make further savings, the store are encouraging shoppers to buy a cow. "Each cow contains 50 pints of m...
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Funny story: UK Spoofer Up for Medical Award after Wabbits Milk Seen as Cure for Rare Disease!

UK Spoofer Up for Medical Award after Wabbits Milk Seen as Cure for Rare Disease!

The neighbours complained when all their shrubs and flowers were eaten, the Police got tired of responding to wild wabbits running around in the streets fornicating, and a certain spoof writer had to quit his day job in order to spend his time clean...
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Funny story: Reporter gives up prestige job to fondle udders

Reporter gives up prestige job to fondle udders

Westville, WI According to the news in this little known Wisconsin Town, Female cattle, aka cows, have been developing extremely large "udders". The Dairy Farmers' Digest reported this in their last issue published in June of 2008, but no one seem...
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Funny story: Dairy Apologizes for Typo on Website and Trucks

Dairy Apologizes for Typo on Website and Trucks

Toward the end of World War II in 1945, the Stueve family of California founded Alta Dena Dairy. Throughout the 1950s, it earned a reputation as one of the most innovative farms with its line of healthy choices in dairy products. Today, thousands of...
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Funny story: Bastards! - Consumer Groups Slam Brit Panic Buyers

Bastards! - Consumer Groups Slam Brit Panic Buyers

Consumer groups here in arctic Britain today launched a scathing attack on Britain's selfish, uncaring panic-buying hoarders, labelling them as "Bastards!" In supermarkets all over the country, shoppers were greeted by empty fresh veg sections, em...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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