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Miley Cyrus Refuses Broadway Show Due to No Nudity In It

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Refuses Broadway Show Due to No Nudity In It

Broadway, New York Miley Cyrus, once the late Hannah Montana, refused and was very mad at an offer to do a Broadway play known for its family values called Virginity Forever. "This is an outrage!" spoke Ms. Cyrus. "Everyone knows my fans love two...

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Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".

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Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum

Funny story: Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum

After 36 years, the Natural History Museum has decided to mothball Dappy the Dinosaur and make way for a new huge guest to greet visitors to the premises. From next year, a huge whale called Adele - often referred to as the fat computer in the Tho...

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Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star

Funny story: Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star

Jane Dawson, officer of New Orleans county, arrested 16-year-old Danny Rivers, star of the upcoming series Rock Out, at his own doorstep last evening. She explained to the Sheriff that she developed an impression of Rivers already after Googling...

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Miley Cyrus Dominican Republic Ban Sidetracks Golfing NATO Leaders

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Dominican Republic Ban Sidetracks Golfing NATO Leaders

The Miley Cyrus ban by the Dominican Republic is sidetracking the conversation at the NATO summit currently being held at the Celtic Manor Golf Resort in Newport, Wales, the home of the 2010 Ryder Cup won by Europe 14 ½ to 13 ½ when Hunter Mahan yip...

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Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

Funny story: Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...

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Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...

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Chair From Nowhere first of new line of needless products

Tired? Back bothering you again? No problem: just "summon" The Chair From Nowhere. Inspired by cockroaches, The Chair From Nowhere is actually a stainless-steel "exoskeleton" that, like The Femdom Dildo, straps onto the wearer's body-in the case o...

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Cheney Critical Of Obama For Failing To Invade Miley Cyrus

HIGH HORSE, WYOMING -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney is sharply criticizing President Obama for failing to invade Miley Cyrus, saying her crimes against decent conservative clothing and stockpiling sex toys of mass penetration demand action. "...

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Miley Cyrus Complains About Dwindling Number of Ways to Shock Audiences

San Francisco - At a recent concert stop at the "City by the Bay", pop nuisance Miley Cyrus whined that it's getting too hard to shock audiences at her shows these days and that Madonna and Lady Gaga have racked up most of the good shock value over t...

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Miley Cyrus To Do New Cover Of Sheena Easton's "Sugar Walls"

Singer and music industry slut Miley Cyrus told Pop Star Magazine today that she is currently in studio doing a new cover of pop legend Sheena Easton's 1980s hit Sugar Walls. "I'm the star to sing this song" said Miley as she clipped her toe nails...

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Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

Funny story: Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

The company behind the next Miley Cyrus live tour have announced they are planning to demolish a whole row of Brothels in Amsterdam, ship them to the US and have them re-built brick by brick, ready for the 2015 World Tour. Spokesman for 'Rebel Bu...

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Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Back Performing After Suffering A Twerking Injury

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...

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Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...

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Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus' Ex-Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth Spotted At Venice Beach

Funny story: Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus' Ex-Boyfriend Liam Hemsworth Spotted At Venice Beach

VENICE BEACH, California - The LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Taylor Swift was spotted on Venice Beach with Liam Hemsworth the ex-boyfriend of the Princess of Twerking Miley Cyrus. Swift and Hemsworth were reportedly holding hands as they walked...

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Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having a burger at Burger Bandit when she received a text message from her agent. He told her that Kim Jong Un had talked to Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View and said that he would pay her $1 million to fly t...

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Miley Cyrus Confesses She Wants To Twerk Portia De Rossi - Ellen DeGeneres Is Furious

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres has often times said that it takes a lot to get her upset; really upset, but it appears that Miley Cyrus has just found the right button. Miley, speaking with Gary Busey on his talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, co...

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Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Funny story: Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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