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Funny story:  The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Tennessee Titans, Owner Jerry Jones Is Now Blaming Mrs. Jerry Jones

The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Tennessee Titans, Owner Jerry Jones Is Now Blaming Mrs. Jerry Jones

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys, who have been picked by many of the nation's sportswriters to win this years Super Bowl, have fallen to a record of 1-3, after losing in Cowboy Stadium to the Tennessee Titans 34-27. In the past Cowboys' owner Jerry Jo...
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Funny story:  The Dallas Cowboys Lose Again - Owner Jerry Jones Tells Miles Austin To Dump Kim Kardashian

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Again - Owner Jerry Jones Tells Miles Austin To Dump Kim Kardashian

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys are off to an 0-2 record. They were defeated by The Chicago Bears 27-20. Immediately after the game Cowboys owner Jerry Jones called Dallas receiver Miles Austin into his spacious office. Austin walked in smiling and carrying two hot dogs. Jerry told him to leave all three things outside the door. Miles looked at him and asked, "Even my dawgs?" Austin could...
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Funny story:  The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Washington Redskins 13-7: Jerry Jones Blames Kim Kardashian

The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Washington Redskins 13-7: Jerry Jones Blames Kim Kardashian

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Dallas Cowboys who are favored by many sports writers to go to the Super Bowl were beaten in their season opener by The Washington Redskins 13-7. The NFL's leading 'penalty getter' is Alex Barron, and unfortunately for Dalla...
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin, Who Is Dating Kim Kardashian, Says Teammate Tony Romo May Get Back Together With His Ex Jessica Simpson

Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin, Who Is Dating Kim Kardashian, Says Teammate Tony Romo May Get Back Together With His Ex Jessica Simpson

SAN ANTONIO - The Dallas Cowboys are conducting their pre-season training camp in The Alamo City. A reporter for Quarterback Sack Illustrated Magazine, Rufus "Gatorade" Winterwinkle, said that Cowboys wide receiver, Miles Austin, told him that quarte...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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