Showing:

Funny satire stories about Mike Huckabee

Try another search?

Citing Irreconcilable Differences, Jesus Files for Divorce from Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis

Funny story: Citing Irreconcilable Differences, Jesus Files for Divorce from Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis

HEAVEN--Jesus today, through his lawyers, filed for divorce from Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis. Citing himself (Matthew 7: 1-2), Jesus said, "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measur...

Read full story View 'Citing Irreconcilable Differences, Jesus Files for Divorce from Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis'

Mike Hackabee's Embarrassing Wardrobe Malfunction

Aspiring country music rock star bass player Mike Huckabee was mocked and jeered by hecklers in the audience while performing at a backwoods speakeasy in rural Arkansas. His lackluster musicianship provoked a negative reaction from the crowd of m...

Read full story View 'Mike Hackabee's Embarrassing Wardrobe Malfunction'

Political 'Jeopardy!' for Rising Prominent Politicians

Jeopardy! has been around since 1984, with 25 million regular viewers who try their best to shout out their own responses to the clues before the contestants. We marvel at Jeopardy! superstars like Ken Jennings, who held the champion spot for an incr...

Read full story View 'Political 'Jeopardy!' for Rising Prominent Politicians'

Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

Funny story: Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

The former Governor of Arkansas, Fox News Host, and Fundamentalist Preacher called today for the formation of an Anti-Sex League. Huckabee recently has been in the news for calling for the cessation of birth control prescriptions provided to women b...

Read full story View 'Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League'

Huckabee Wants Chastity Belts For Virginity

Funny story: Huckabee Wants Chastity Belts For Virginity

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and Fox News talk show host has made controversial remarks about female sexuality in the past. Yesterday, Huckabee said on his TV show, "Democrats tell women they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and p...

Read full story View 'Huckabee Wants Chastity Belts For Virginity'

Mike Huckabee to Leave His Wife of 39 Years for Another Man

Funny story: Mike Huckabee to Leave His Wife of 39 Years for Another Man

Mike Huckabee, lamenting on this show Huckabee the malignant effect the gay agenda is having on the divine institution of marriage, announced that he is leaving his wife Janet of 39 years for another man. Huckabee, in tears, and praying with a d...

Read full story View 'Mike Huckabee to Leave His Wife of 39 Years for Another Man'

Mike Huckabee: 'You'll burn in hell if you vote Obama!'

Funny story: Mike Huckabee: 'You'll burn in hell if you vote Obama!'

COLUMBIA, South Carolina (ABSNN) - In a televised statement, the former governor of this state, and an also-ran, Republican Presidential candidate, and evangelical preacher, Mike Huckabee, told voters today that if they voted for Obama they would go...

Read full story View 'Mike Huckabee: 'You'll burn in hell if you vote Obama!''

A GOP Political Straw Poll Shows Huckabee Leading Followed by Pawlenty, Gingrich, Romney, and Dopey

Funny story: A GOP Political Straw Poll Shows Huckabee Leading Followed by Pawlenty, Gingrich, Romney, and Dopey

CHICAGO - Most political straw polls tend to be regional in scope, but there is one straw poll that actually covers all of the states in the nation including, Alaska, Arizona, and Wisconsin. The oldest and most prestigious of these polls known as...

Read full story View 'A GOP Political Straw Poll Shows Huckabee Leading Followed by Pawlenty, Gingrich, Romney, and Dopey'

Huckabee: "Obama's Mother Attended a Hairdrassa in Indonesia!"

Mike Huckabee, a potential candidate for the GOP 2012 nomination, continued his accusations against President Obama on another conservative talk radio station yesterday. By late afternoon, his comments were racing around the internet, talk radio, and...

Read full story View 'Huckabee: "Obama's Mother Attended a Hairdrassa in Indonesia!"'

Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

Funny story: Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

(Hate Group Monthly) - Several House Republicans are outraged that the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has added four groups to a nationwide database of colored pins on the map. This brings the number of hate groups in the U.S. even closer to t...

Read full story View 'Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"'

Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

Funny story: Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

The Democratic National Convention opened with the Revelation that their nominee Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. Delegates, Super Delegates, and other party members and press cheered at the announcement that their charismatic candidate was the rebi...

Read full story View 'Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ'

Huckabee Moons McCain

Funny story: Huckabee Moons McCain

Mike Huckabee has refused to apologise for mooning John McCain after the Vietnam veteran won his party's nomination for the presidential election on Tuesday night.

Read full story View 'Huckabee Moons McCain'

Huckabee Claims Victory After Romney Withdrawal

Funny story: Huckabee Claims Victory After Romney Withdrawal

Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee claimed victory today in the Republican presidential nomination process, after Mitt Romney dropped out of the race. "There's only three of us left," said Huckabee, "a...

Read full story View 'Huckabee Claims Victory After Romney Withdrawal'

Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

Funny story: Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.

Read full story View 'Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana'

Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected

Funny story: Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected

A plague-like disease is sweeping the United States, reported the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) today. The main victims appear to be first-born male children of moderate Republican voters. Along with the disease, the states have been hard-hit by...

Read full story View 'Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected'

Mike Huckabee Challenges Prominent Jewish Civic Leaders

Funny story: Mike Huckabee Challenges Prominent Jewish Civic Leaders

LITTLE ROCK, AR -- Last night, during a taping of Larry King Live, Baptist preacher and Republican Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, challenged Jewish civic leaders to a winner-take-all cage match to determine whose religion is "cooler.&quo...

Read full story View 'Mike Huckabee Challenges Prominent Jewish Civic Leaders'

Romney Critical of Huckabee for Performing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida with Iron Butterfly

Funny story: Romney Critical of Huckabee for Performing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida with Iron Butterfly

In a most inflammatory manner Mitt Romney pointed the finger at fellow Republican candidate Mike Huckabee for playing the controversial anti religious and pro drug counterculture song of the 1968 song In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

Read full story View 'Romney Critical of Huckabee for Performing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida with Iron Butterfly'

Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

Funny story: Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah

On Sunday, 97 year old Gordon B. Hinckley, President and Prophet of the 13 million member Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (known more commonly as The Mormon Church) passed away due to complications from old age. His funeral will be held...

Read full story View 'Political Candidates To Attend Funeral In Utah'

Breaking news…

Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
60 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more