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Funny story: Michel Platini - I Will Love Midgets Until I Die

Michel Platini - I Will Love Midgets Until I Die

A number of midgets were killed last night at a one-off UFC event ran by FIFA President Michel Platini. The unique event was put together in the absence of Dana Brooks by FIFA president Michel Platini, who booked a number of inexperienced midgets...
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Funny story: Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has called the for shrinking of the U.S. Army to its smallest size since 1940, among other cuts, drawing criticism that the drastic changes will hurt not only U.S. security but slightly annoy soldiers earmarked to be sh...
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Funny story: A Group of American Dwarfs Want NASA To Stop Referring To Pluto As The Dwarf Planet

A Group of American Dwarfs Want NASA To Stop Referring To Pluto As The Dwarf Planet

NEW YORK CITY - The United States Guild of Dwarfs has made it very clear to NASA that they do not appreciate them referring to Pluto as the dwarf planet. Guild spokesperson Hester Lippizan, 46, said that the group has put up with all kinds of verb...
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Funny story: Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

Bathroom Etiquette No Laughing Matter At All-Midget Clown Convention

SAN DIEGO, CA - Violence erupted at the first ever all-midget clown convention Tuesday night after a gang of half-pint jesters got into a brawl in a bathroom stall. The convention, comprised of clowns no taller than of 3 ½ ft, started off o...
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Funny story: Little Divot Man Facing Child Labour Charges

Little Divot Man Facing Child Labour Charges

The once sleepy village of Little Divot has yet again been rocked by even more shocking criminality. After a recent attempted armed robbery at the local post office and a drug heist on Marrakech Avenue, the village will now have to come to terms w...
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Funny story: Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Papua New Guinea - Did World War II end in a flurry of Japanese midgets pitching enemy-combatant dwarves into disputed international waters? And were they all 'wrecked' on Sake?? The discovery of a Ko-hyoteki-class midget submarine deep under Simp...
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Funny story: New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

A new clothing chain is set to open its first store in Las Vegas, Nevada Saturday, selling apparel designed exclusively for dwarfs, midgets, imps, pixies......call them what you will. 'Tiny' will sell jeans, shirts, suits, ties, belts, shoes, ski...
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Funny story: Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Has-been midget circus artiste and occasional film and television actor Sweeney Diplick, 54, is in the news again. Diplick's sordid revelations of drug dependency, lifelong drunkenness and Jane Seymour fan club addiction on ABC's entertainment pro...
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Funny story: Midget Comic Refuses To Be Called "Little Person"

Midget Comic Refuses To Be Called "Little Person"

Courageous midget comedian known professionally as IttyBittyFunnyGuy has taken a great big stand against political correctness by insisting on being called a midget instead of "little person", "vertically challenged" or "dwarf". "I'm a midget an...
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Funny story: Entertainment world mourns the loss of Bingo Euphrates

Entertainment world mourns the loss of Bingo Euphrates

Eastern European transsexual entertainer, Bingo Euphrates, was mauled to death yesterday by her troop of acrobatic midgets. The savage attack on the 47 year old entertainer was described by one witness as being, 'savage'. The attack took place...
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Funny story: World's Shortest Man title at risk

World's Shortest Man title at risk

Edward Hernandez is currently the world's shortest man, standing at a mere twenty-seven inches tall. With the title came the job offers and lucrative sponsorship deals for children's clothing. However, the Columbian dwarf's title is under threat f...
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Funny story: New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

PARIS (ABSNN) - A new French law has ended the reign of big, big city cops, and now all gendarmes must be no taller than 1.60 meters, whatever a friggin meter is. Like all armed Frenchmen who go in harm's way, the midget cops will undoubtedly drop t...
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Funny story: Pro-Midget Group Seeks TV Ban on "Midget"

Pro-Midget Group Seeks TV Ban on "Midget"

The Association for Banning the Use of "Midget" (A.B.U.M) has called on the F.C.C. to ban the use of the word "midget" on TV commercials featuring Joan Rivers. "Every midget is dehumanized and minimized by society every time one of us tiny frea...
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Funny story: Runts Want FCC To Ban Word Midget

Runts Want FCC To Ban Word Midget

Munchkins all across the United States are up in arms over an episode of "The Apprentice" where they are referred to as "Midgets" and a Joan Rivers team suggests that they be hung up to dry. The runts apparently don't like the term "midgets" and fee...
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Funny story: Cigar Smoking Brit Midget Headbutts Obama In The Balls

Cigar Smoking Brit Midget Headbutts Obama In The Balls

Bizarre news just in from Pennsylvania Avenue in the nation's capital. Onlookers tell us that the President ventured outside the White House security zone in order to catch up with a wayward basketball, to the delight of tourists and locals alike.
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Funny story: Midget Punches Man in Testicle

Midget Punches Man in Testicle

Dublin - Midget boxer Shaun McFlane was arrested for taking his craft to the streets on the weekend and repeatedly punching Eric O'Donough in the testicle. Both parties were at Markham's gym when the altercation occured. Mr. O'Donough had paused t...
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Funny story: Empire State Building Suicide Attempt by Midget

Empire State Building Suicide Attempt by Midget

A 63 year old midget annoyed tourists and security at New York's Empire State Building today with repeated suicide attempts and general scampering.
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Funny story: Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

It was discovered today that the much disputed actual height of former comic and chimney sweep Ronnie Corbett is seven feet.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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