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Funny story: Weiner comes back with a 'Fun City' revival plan

Weiner comes back with a 'Fun City' revival plan

New York -- Distinguished former Congressman Anthony Weiner is testing the waters for a run for mayor, releasing a multi-level plan that would return this metropolis to its Fun City roots. For openers, the proposal would bring back the grit and gr...
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Funny story: Hosepipe ban causes middle class riots

Hosepipe ban causes middle class riots

A hosepipe ban imposed on the South of England has led to widespread riots of a middle class nature. Towns and villages in England have enjoyed looting and arson at the hands of cardigan-wearing crowds, one Guardian columnist said "we haven't been...
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Funny story: Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust

Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust

Unhappy Liverpool fan Julian Cowell-Bennett, 39, is opening legal proceedings against Liverpool football club on the grounds that the club have failed to deliver on the promise given to him when he began supporting the club in September 1978, at the...
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Funny story: President Obama Caves In to the Republicans

President Obama Caves In to the Republicans

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown. ""The American people have been told the agreement contains both historic and painful cuts. Yes, some of the cu...
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Funny story: Could the metric system kill the middle class?

Could the metric system kill the middle class?

LONDON - After Inhopeless decided to let his right-wing cousins Bob run Inhopeless Media Group for a day, he has found some... interesting news. According to research done by Bob, SI units could be the number one killer of middle-class families. Although the true middle-class is nothing like Bob says, here is what he says. The middle-classes, who are mostly educated, distrust the metric s...
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Funny story: Clarke Told to Cut it Out

Clarke Told to Cut it Out

Kenneth Clarke, the human face of Conservatism, and (for the moment) Justice Secretary has been told by Prime Minister, Cameron to 'CUT IT OUT!', following Clarke's comments in the 'Daily Telegraph' (of all places) that the middle classes have not ap...
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Funny story: Middle Classes Under Threat

Middle Classes Under Threat

Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke has warned that the middle classes are largely unaware of the effect government spending cuts will have on their lives. Clarke feels in particular that Middle England will be particularly hit by the scale of upheav...
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Funny story: Middle Classes Discouraged from Breeding

Middle Classes Discouraged from Breeding

"We're going to have a system where the middle classes are discouraged from breeding because it's jolly expensive. But for those on benefits there is every incentive. Well that's not very sensible", said Mr. Flight, who didn't get time to 'withdraw' his statement. Jolly good show Mr. Flight. I say old chap - you've just confirmed the thoughts of many folk. Politicians are idiots and THEY sho...
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Funny story: Millions of Americans Trapped Below Middle Class without Rescue Plan

Millions of Americans Trapped Below Middle Class without Rescue Plan

Rescuers are busy on a plan to reach millions of Americans who have become trapped somewhere between middle class and lower class without much of a chance of survival. They claim a level of greed several hundred feet thick is separating the trapped A...
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Funny story: Class War Inevitable

Class War Inevitable

The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...
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Funny story: New health scare for the middle classes as wine flu break out identified in Dulwich

New health scare for the middle classes as wine flu break out identified in Dulwich

Middle class families and Guardian readers where in a state of panic up and down the brasseries and gastro pubs of Britain today after the Government announced the new pandemic - Wine Flu. The symptoms of wine flu are headaches, loss of memory, a...
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Funny story: Middle class kids "more likely to be gay"

Middle class kids "more likely to be gay"

Children born to middle class parents are 50% more likely to be classified as homosexual. Partly this is due to parents desperate to define their children as having an "alternative lifestyle". Mr and Mrs Duponce, of Surrey, said, "We realised our...
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Funny story: Bailout to Protect Middle Class

Bailout to Protect Middle Class

The US Senate is taking its first crack at the Wall Street bailout today. The proposal has been revised to help the middle class and is expected to pass. The biggest change is a measure that will increase the FDIC insurance limit from $100,000 to...
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Funny story: Making your Mind up

Making your Mind up

Hoxton and Shoreditch have been officially named the 'bastard love children' of Islington after both areas of London had still yet to decide on their official status. Both it would seem, are undecided as to if they wish to be portrayed as boh...
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Funny story: Oh Cheryl, I told you he was a useless lower-class billionaire footballer

Oh Cheryl, I told you he was a useless lower-class billionaire footballer

Liv Idbitch - So who is this so-called woman (spit) Ashley Cole (spit) has decided he will be accused of cheating with? Dr Goldie Digger no less, a mere ordinary middle-class professional woman like myself and no top popstress. Not that there is anything wrong with not being a top pop tart, just that (spit) Cole's choice proves that footballers without exception have sex with women of lower so...
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Funny story: Middle Classes in Turmoil as House Prices Stabilise

Middle Classes in Turmoil as House Prices Stabilise

The land registry reported that annual house price growth was only 9.6% for the year to date, down from 9.9%. This would mean that only £19,200 would be added to the value of an average £200,000 home by December.
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Funny story: Disneyphiles abound

Disneyphiles abound

When average folk think of Disney, they envision cute animated and live-action films as well as the theme parks which have become modern-day meccas for the middle-class. For nearly a century, Disney has produced tantalizing eye candy to fulfill peoples' deepest and in some cases darkest desires, and Disneyphiles have eaten it up in droves.
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