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Funny story:  A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

BOSTON - A judge in Massachusetts has just issued a landmark directive which states that Microsoft legally has the right to read peoples email. Judge Erastus "The Gavel" Bockerbottle ruled that the corporate giant can read emails in the interest o...
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Funny story:  Google: you will soon be replaced by a robot

Google: you will soon be replaced by a robot

SILICONE VALLEY, CA - Google CEO Eric Schmidt says his company is making "progress" in its campaign to solve the unemployment crisis once and for all time by replacing human beings with robots. "By making people redundant," Schmidt said, "we no lo...
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Funny story:  Microsoft Announces Creation of iTeam Just To Piss Off Apple

Microsoft Announces Creation of iTeam Just To Piss Off Apple

(Silicon Valley, CA) - Microsoft announced their plans to create a new think tank division of the mega-billion dollar company, dubbed Project: iTeam. According to Chet Chitley, Junior iTeam Manager, "From now on whenever somebody says 'there's no...
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Funny story:  Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...
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Funny story:  Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...
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Funny story:  Microsoft Retail Store Unable to Open

Microsoft Retail Store Unable to Open

Two or three customers were disappointed this morning after a six-month old Microsoft retail store was unable to open for business. "There was a sign on the locked door that said, '0x74041161 Non-system Error'," said one customer, 24-year-old Ch...
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Funny story:  The Blue Square will be removed in the next version of Microsoft Office

The Blue Square will be removed in the next version of Microsoft Office

Since the dawn of personal computers, to save a document, users have pressed the blue square. Back in the dark ages of the eighties and nineties, the operators of these archaic machines recognised the blue square for what it was, a picture of a so-ca...
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Funny story:  Man on laptop recycles his recycle bin

Man on laptop recycles his recycle bin

A 34 Irish man is in hospital tonight after he accidentally recycled his recycle bin. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was on his laptop at home when he made the fateful error. A hospital spokesman said the laptop went into an infinite...
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Funny story:  Brief: Microsoft to release 'Playstation 3'

Brief: Microsoft to release 'Playstation 3'

The first new video game console since 2006 is finally set to be released. Microsoft has unveiled its newest video game console, which it says far exceeds the capabilities of any game console on the market. The same company known for releasin...
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Funny story:  I Bought My Computer, But Bill Gates Still Owns It.

I Bought My Computer, But Bill Gates Still Owns It.

I bought my computer, but Bill Gates still owns it. At least that's the way it seems. I bought my Sony Vaio Mini (which I am happy with except for its unfortunate affiliation with the a fore mentioned gentleman) after a bad run of karma with my prior two computers. Both were Toshibas (again, both fine computers.). The first was 'permanently borrowed' by an thieving drug addict who, when I g...
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Funny story:  Microsoft Help Centre Call To Fix Your Computer

Microsoft Help Centre Call To Fix Your Computer

Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...
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Funny story:  Microsoft's Pig Bombed by Angry Birds from Space

Microsoft's Pig Bombed by Angry Birds from Space

Unless you are an Angry Birds game fan, this headline will be of no use to you, but owners of the Angry Birds franchise have said "no" to offering their new "Space" game version on Microsoft mobile devices. Making the business decision to stick to...
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Funny story:  Stripped down Windows 8 will run on last century Pentium PCs

Stripped down Windows 8 will run on last century Pentium PCs

Microsoft is currently busy promoting their upcoming Windows 8 operating system designed for use on tablets and mobile phones as well as their traditional PC market. However, as a result of making Windows lean and mean enough to run on these devices...
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Funny story:  New WindX for Windows

New WindX for Windows

The next generation of PC performance software is here. WindX for Windows is a new program designed to keep your computer clean and ready for installation of any new programs. "If you're ever going to install something, it's best for your compu...
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Funny story:  Windows 8 will be delivered on time

Windows 8 will be delivered on time

In an unprecedented move in the computer software industry, Microsoft have indicated that their next generation Operating System, Windows 8, will be released on time. "It was scheduled for release in June 2012," said Irvine Collateral, Microsoft r...
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Funny story:  Microsoft Office 365 - Almost always on

Microsoft Office 365 - Almost always on

Microsoft's new cloud-based collaboration and productivity offering, Office 365, is designed to provide an 'anytime, anywhere' service. It promises 24/7 access for 365 days of the year. Unfortunately 2012 is a leap year, and Microsoft has confirmed...
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Funny story:  Secret correspondence between Jobs and Gates

Secret correspondence between Jobs and Gates

Letters between Steve Jobs of Apple and Bill Gates have come to light that detail how the two hatched a plan to ensure that neither came under the gaze of the Federal Trade Commission in the USA. "These letters show that Gates and Jobs worked in t...
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Funny story:  Yodaphone to take on the big four

Yodaphone to take on the big four

It was never the intention, but so successful was a recent advert campaign staring Yoda, the diminutive Star Wars character has decided to go into business selling mobile phones with his own operating system that takes on Apple, Google, Microsoft and...
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Michael Moore's Latest Film in Current Previews

Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

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