Mickey Rourke, bum actor, part time wrestler and general hellraiser has admitted to bedding 14 women in one night after an over-dose of Viagra and Jasmin tea!
The reason why he divulged this historic feat was the continuing publicity surrounding B...
LA BREA, California - Actor Mickey Rourke who won the 2009 Golden Globe Award for his portrayal of a wrestler in the movie The Wrestler recently asked an employee at a Jack-in-The-Box drive-thru in Pomona if he knew who he was.
The employee looked...
LOS ANGELES - Kiefer Sutherland fresh from a head-butting, nose breaking incident with designer Jack McCollough has signed to wrestle the comeback kid himself, Mickey Rourke.
Sutherland who says that he did not mean to head butt McCollough all tha...
HOLLYWOOD - Mickey Rourke, 56, has signed on to wrestle Hulk Hogan, 55, in a wrestling match that is being billed as The Battle of The Old Stressed Out Dudes.
The match will take place in Las Vegas, at the brand new "Buffalo Chips Arena." It will...
HOLLYWOOD - Mickey Rourke, the 56-year-old actor who staged an amazing 14-year comeback after an up and down roller coaster career in acting, boxing, and music has announced that he is retiring from the film industry.
The Schenectady, New York na...
Resurrected actor and tabloid fodder Mickey Rourke has announced yet another turning point in his tumultuous career: Song and dance man!
"I was totally blown away by Hugh Jackman at the Oscars," beamed Rourke at an Academy Awards after-party, "thi...
Mickey Rourkes dog, Loki, who was appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger as leader of a fact finding mission to Zimbabwe meet Robert Mugabe yesterday.
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