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Funny story:  Mickey Rourke, hellraiser actor once bedded 14 Bimbos in one night; Ashley Cole 1 and a 1/2!

Mickey Rourke, hellraiser actor once bedded 14 Bimbos in one night; Ashley Cole 1 and a 1/2!

Mickey Rourke, bum actor, part time wrestler and general hellraiser has admitted to bedding 14 women in one night after an over-dose of Viagra and Jasmin tea! The reason why he divulged this historic feat was the continuing publicity surrounding B...
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Funny story:  Mickey Rourke Asks "Hey Where The Hell Did I Go?"

Mickey Rourke Asks "Hey Where The Hell Did I Go?"

LA BREA, California - Actor Mickey Rourke who won the 2009 Golden Globe Award for his portrayal of a wrestler in the movie The Wrestler recently asked an employee at a Jack-in-The-Box drive-thru in Pomona if he knew who he was. The employee looked...
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Funny story:  Kiefer Sutherland To Wrestle Mickey Rourke

Kiefer Sutherland To Wrestle Mickey Rourke

LOS ANGELES - Kiefer Sutherland fresh from a head-butting, nose breaking incident with designer Jack McCollough has signed to wrestle the comeback kid himself, Mickey Rourke. Sutherland who says that he did not mean to head butt McCollough all tha...
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Funny story:  Mickey Rourke To Wrestle Hulk Hogan

Mickey Rourke To Wrestle Hulk Hogan

HOLLYWOOD - Mickey Rourke, 56, has signed on to wrestle Hulk Hogan, 55, in a wrestling match that is being billed as The Battle of The Old Stressed Out Dudes. The match will take place in Las Vegas, at the brand new "Buffalo Chips Arena." It will...
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Funny story:  Mickey Rourke Announces He Is Retiring

Mickey Rourke Announces He Is Retiring

HOLLYWOOD - Mickey Rourke, the 56-year-old actor who staged an amazing 14-year comeback after an up and down roller coaster career in acting, boxing, and music has announced that he is retiring from the film industry. The Schenectady, New York na...
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Funny story:  New direction for Rourke

New direction for Rourke

Resurrected actor and tabloid fodder Mickey Rourke has announced yet another turning point in his tumultuous career: Song and dance man! "I was totally blown away by Hugh Jackman at the Oscars," beamed Rourke at an Academy Awards after-party, "thi...
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Funny story:  Mickey Rourkes Dog meets Zimbabwe funnyman Robert Mugabe

Mickey Rourkes Dog meets Zimbabwe funnyman Robert Mugabe

Mickey Rourkes dog, Loki, who was appointed by Governor Schwarzenegger as leader of a fact finding mission to Zimbabwe meet Robert Mugabe yesterday.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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