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Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

Funny story: Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

NASHVILLE - Country music recording artist Blake Shelton says that he's as happy as a woodpecker with two peckers. One of the stars of The Voice appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and told the host that he has just become the proud-as-hell o...

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NASA Has Just Hired A 67-Year-Old Grandmother To Be An Astronaut

Funny story: NASA Has Just Hired A 67-Year-Old Grandmother To Be An Astronaut

HOUSTON - President Obama recently stated to a group of retired lumberjacks up in Portland, Oregon that times have really changed. And now with NASA's announcement, that saying is really, really ringing true. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb inf...

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Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

Funny story: Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The undefeated #3 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes remained undefeated as they edged past the Michigan Wolverines 42-41 before 113,511 fans in The Big House. Early in the second quarter the football game turned into a free-for-all...

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Michigan Locals Outraged Over Repeal of Bumper Sticker Laws

A Michigan law enacted in 1929 made it illegal to display a bumper sticker for any group that you're not actually a part of. Earlier in the week, the Michigan House of Representatives unanimously voted to repeal the bizarre and long-unenforced la...

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Michigan To Start Growing Bananas

Funny story: Michigan To Start Growing Bananas

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Back during the 2012 presidential campaign President Obama told a crowd at a political rally in Detroit's Carburetor Arena that he was going to see what he could do to help stimulate Michigan's economy. He noted that there were...

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Unfortunate Typo Has Michigan Voters Approving 'Same-Sex Carriages'

DETROIT, MI - Despite its looming apocalypse, the Motor City continues to make headlines by changing the way what's left of its society lives. Recently, a ballot initiative proved popular with the electorate, but now it's been learned that a typ...

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Michigan Bans The Green Bay Packer Cheesehead Hats

Funny story: Michigan Bans The Green Bay Packer Cheesehead Hats

LANSING, Michigan - The Michigan state senate acting on the wishes of the citizens of Michigan has just voted 27-11 to ban the cheesehead hats worn by Green Bay Packer fans. State Senator Arthur H. Turntittle, 56, [R-Kalamazoo] told Sporting Chanc...

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The Indianapolis 500 May Be Moving To Saginaw, Michigan in 2014

Funny story: The Indianapolis 500 May Be Moving To Saginaw, Michigan in 2014

INDIANAPOLIS - The word on the streets of Indianapolis is that the annual Indianapolis 500 Race could be moving out of Indiana. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that an inside unnamed source who did not want her name revealed stated tha...

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Michigan Becomes 24th State To Inaugurate 'Right To Be A Slave' Law

Michigan has now joined almost half of the country which has introduced legislation that will make it easier for employers to regulate, hire and fire their employees at will. Goosestepping to the current climate which wishes to reduce the power of th...

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Paul Ryan: Madonna Talks Too Much!

Funny story: Paul Ryan: Madonna Talks Too Much!

YPSILANTI, Michigan - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Ypsilanti and the second that Ryan got off the bus he immediately went into a song and dance speech regarding the singer known as Madonna. Political Sal...

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Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

Funny story: Michigan To Begin Issuing Fines To Undecided Voters

LANSING, Michigan - Governor Rick Snyder speaking from his Governor's Mansion, Ethanol Estates, has just issued a governor's directive. The governor has said that he is sick and tired of hearing about all of these so called undecided voters. He...

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Detroit Michigan Expelled From The United States Because "It's Detroit."

Funny story: Detroit Michigan Expelled From The United States Because "It's Detroit."

As of August 31st of this year Detroit Michigan will be expelled from the United States and forced into exile. Government officials told us yesterday "Well come on. It's Detroit. Nobody wants Detroit." With crimes rates in Motown being the highes...

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Michigan Republicans Outlaw Vagina, Promise Armed Response

Funny story: Michigan Republicans Outlaw Vagina, Promise Armed Response

LANSING MI (AP) After a nationwide flurry of criticism over the Michigan legislature's silencing of two female lawmakers for using the word "vagina" during a floor debate, republican lawmakers are standing hard on their position that "vagina" is not...

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State Representative Banned for Saying "A***e"

Funny story: State Representative Banned for Saying "A***e"

Liza Grey, State Representative for Michigan, was banned from speaking in the House of Representatives for saying the word "a***e" during a recent speech to the House. The word was used as the anatomically correct way to describe the part of the...

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Romney tells Michign audence to 'Chill out!' And they did

Funny story: Romney tells Michign audence to 'Chill out!' And they did

KALIMAZOO, MICHIGAN (ABSNN)-- Mitt Romney was heckled by an audience in this Michigan town. He tried jokes; he tried serious poetry readings; he tried shaking hands, but nothing seem to please them. So he asked them what they wanted to hear from him. They heckled him even more until he finally shouted to them to "Chill (the hell) out!" The audience sat dumbstruck. It is my humble opinion th...

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Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Funny story: Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Detroit - Little Ricky Santorum was quoted in Michigan as saying, "President Obama has said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob," Santorum said Saturday. "There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every da...

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Michigan legislature passes law allowing Christians to rob banks

Funny story: Michigan legislature passes law allowing Christians to rob banks

Fresh from their triumph in passing a law which allows Christian students in Michigan public schools to bully gay students in the name of Jesus, Michigan legislators are eager to extend the concept to other crimes. "Currently, we have laws against...

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Manifesto For The Liberation Of The Upper Penninsula Of Michigan From The Tyranny Of The State Of Michigan And Returning It To Its Proper Place As An Appendage Of Wisconsin

Funny story: Manifesto For The Liberation Of The Upper Penninsula Of Michigan From The Tyranny Of The State Of Michigan And Returning It To Its Proper Place As An Appendage Of Wisconsin

Let this document stand as a statement of intent by the Wisconsin Underground Saboteur Society For The Insurrection And Eventual Setting Free Of The UP (W.U.S.S.I.E.S.) to liberate the so named Upper Peninsula from years of subjugation by the repressive forces of the state of Michigan. The writers of this manifesto would like to make clear to all concerned that the Upper Peninsula was seized f...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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