MADRID, SPAIN - According to Jessica Wakeman, whoever the hell she is, a portrait of Michelle Obama topless is not art; in fact, it is not even "artsy fartsy." The portrait appeared on the cover of the Spanish magazine Clutch, which often shows fema...
Harley Quinn died last week at a Glenn Beck event. The 47 year-old comic assigned to Beck by The Ruling Authority choked on his own words and died on-stage before an audience of Mr. Beck's fans.
The county coroner, a Republican appointee, ruled t...
CHICAGO - President Obama and the First Mama flew into the Windy City to attend a concert by their favorite band Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.
Before the band started playing their big hit "S.H.E.S. Gone And I Be So Friggin S.A.D" they as...
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly reputable Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company which is headquartered in Kalamazoo, Michigan, has just named its 2013 Most Confused Celebrity.
And this year's winner is Justin Bieber, who barely beat out Lindsay Lo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jack Nicholson recently won a $100,000 bet when the Los Angeles Lakers managed to somehow limp into the NBA Western Conference playoffs.
And now the star of Easy Rider, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A Few Good Men and Oops...
SAN FRANCISCO - Miley traveled to San Francisco to visit a fan who was recovering from inverted ear lobe surgery.
As she left the hospital she was met by Voodoo Dupree a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine.
Miss Dupree asked Miley how things were...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House press corps that he received a text message from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
The president commented that Kim Jong Un told him that he will stop with all of his missile firing rhetor...
Michelle Obama has repeatedly stated that she has no aspirations, urges, needs, or desires to ever go into politics.
She has made it abundantly clear, after having talked at great length with Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and even GOPette Condoleezza Rice and hearing all about the behind-the-scenes happenings.
Mrs. Obama has said that she wants to eventually head up her very own law firm a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama caving in to the advice of his wife, the first mama, has asked the vice-president to apologize for his version of the Harlem Shake.
President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and Piers Morgan were all having lunch at...
JUNEAU, Alaska - After months of diligent research The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, is reporting some astounding news.
According to ADDG representative Bagby B. Buckleybox his agency has learned that the sta...
Tehran - "Besides, some fat guy sitting next to her at the Governors Dinner has already mentally undressed her," Ahmadinejad pointed out, "I saw the infidel's bloodshot eyeballs quiver when she turned her head during a toast."
The explanation cut...
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Vice-president Joe Biden has been living in the shadows of President Barack Obama long enough. That's why he made a New Years' resolution to find his own way into the limelight, when he promised members of his international...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Not to be outdone by her husband, Michele Obama took to the stage at the Oscars, delivering the award for "Best Picture" via satellite from her Celebration Ball, her nightly black-tie affair at the White House to commemorate her presu...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama received word from his Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt that his favorite hamburger establishment Ray's Hell Burgers has shut its doors.
The president immediately asked what in the world had happened. He...
African icon Nelson Mandela has disclosed that he is Barack Obama's real daddy. Birthers' are said to be 'staggered' by this latest disclosure.
Nelson Mandela was watching the inauguration of Barack Obama and he was watching You Tube when he spot...
Star Trek fans are reeling from the revelation that Michelle Obama is actually Spock's sister. Trekkies were amazed to see Michelle Obama wearing a Romulan costume at the presidential inauguration. The First Lady was wearing a costume which was ide...
Washington AC/DC - "That's why Michelle was looking daggers at him during the Inauguration Lunch," Republican House Speaker John Boehner's shoe-shine boy commented today on the decision to cherry-pick popular entertainer Beyoncé Knowles to sing the S...
DETROIT - President Barack Obama was the guest speaker at The 30th Annual Hip Hop Concert and Dinner which was held at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum.
The president and the First Mama took in the sounds of such noted hip hop and rap artists as The...