Harley Quinn died last week at a Glenn Beck event. The 47 year-old comic assigned to Beck by The Ruling Authority choked on his own words and died on-stage before an audience of Mr. Beck's fans.
The county coroner, a Republican appointee, ruled t...
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U.S. POLITICOS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Mitt Romney - The old Flip-Flopper, who got trounced in the 2012 presidential election by President Barack Obama, is seriously considering moving down to Mexico and living with one of his cousins who owns a piñata factory.
Ron Paul - The 77-year-old congressman from Texas is living in the Lone Star state and trying t...
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NEW YORK CITY - Mitt Romney was in the Big Apple being interviewed by radio station KREP talk show host Tulips Fibbowitz.
Miss Fibbowitz, who is not the least bit shy, asked him just exactly how much money he's worth.
Romney nodded his head and...
Romney VP pick Paul Ryan doubled down today on lies told during his Republican Convention acceptance speech and admitted fib to Runner's World about having run a sub three hour marathon. Wowing America's ninnies, he told the Harvard debate team this...
29-year-old Jack McNeill took to his own Facebook page in a heartfelt and somewhat psychotic reaction to his fallen idol's rants.
The self-proclaimed Puck Head and former Timmy Thomas die hard reacted harshly when he saw that once again, Tim Thom...
U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann has agreed to settle for a punishment for reckless and controversial comments about Huma Abedin. Instead of facing censure in Congress, Bachmann has agreed to wear a ball gag for the next month.
John McCain le...
After months of to-ing and fro-ing, mud slinging and tv debates, the head honcho's in the Republican party have decided the fairest way to select a candidate for the Presidential nomination is the good ole fashion toss of a coin.
A party insider t...
POLITICAL FACEBOOK
Ron Paul: Hi Michele, the guys sure do miss your pretty smiling face at our GOP debates. I just thought I'd say hi and ask if you have forgiven me for saying that your stupid hairdo looks fake.
4:27 p.m.
Michele Bachmann: Hi Ronnie, no I have not and I thought that I asked you to stop making entries into my Facebook account. I am still mad about the remark where you said...
Ringling Brothers Circus is suing both the Republican and Democratic Parties for infringements on the copyright claim of running 'The Biggest Circus In The World'. The Ringling Brothers, for a century the largest traveling circus on the circuit, is...
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - Michele Bachmann, who dropped out of the GOP presidential race after a very poor showing in the Iowa Caucus, recently confided to her hair stylist that she is really upset about a certain former fellow GOP presidentia...
Following her defeat in the Iowa caucus, Michelle Bachmann has vowed to return to her previous occupation as a witch.
'I'll not be wearing a pointy hat and riding a broomstick', she cackled, 'that would be silly. Besides, I've accrued lots of air...
Sioux Iowa - Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann has suspended her campaign for the White House after her dismal, sixth place finish in Tuesday night's caucuses.
"I have heard the word of the Lord and he has told me to stand aside,"...
DES MOINES, Iowa - After being on the political campaign trail for 205 days and 205 nights Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has announced that she is suspending her GOP presidential run.
Bachmann speaking before a crowd estimated to be 91...
In response to Kim Jong Un's sudden surge in the Iowa Causus polls, Michele Bachmann has come out swinging against the North Korean.
"I don't believe than Mr. Un will make a good Republican presidential candidate," she declared at her daily noon...
CORNWALL, England - Russell Brand was spotted in Cornwall, England sans his wedding ring and sans his wife Katy Perry.
He was approached by a reporter for Tickety Boo News Neville Twickenbuck and asked where Katy was.
Brand, 37, smiled as he tu...
DUBUQUE, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's campaign tour brought her to the beautiful town of Dubuque, Iowa, [Pronounced: THE-BUICK-EYE-OH-WAH].
The only GOP female candidate for office of the presidency was all smiles as the sun was shining and she was a...
INDIANOLA, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Indianola, Iowa, home of Indianola Indian Corn Tortilla Mix.
She was greeted in the parking lot of the local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack by a crowd...