A portraitist who found herself on the receiving end of some unwelcome attention from a difficult client came up with an unusual solution. Instead of rebuffing his increasingly sexual requests, she decided to incorporate them into her work.
Florence, Italy - Italians go to the poles (no pun intended) to vote for a new leader and members of parliament on Monday. Like in America, there are other issues up for public contemplation on the ballot as well, such as austerity measures, pension...
Rome - (Satanic Mess): Renowned sixteenth century Renaissance painter Micheldiabolo hid a secret code in the Pisstine Chapel murals predicting the rise of Hitler's Pope Pius XII according to a new book.
In Florence yesterday a cleaner at the Galleria dell'Academia reported seeing yellow fluid dripping from the most recognisable statue in the world.
Tourists looked on in horror as a mad-crazed Rabbi performed a bris - a circumcision upon Michelangelo's masterpiece, David, yesterday in Florence, Italy.
A recently-published book reveals that Renaissance painter, Michelangelo actually disappeared for three years. Albert Crust, author of 'Michelangelo Actually Disappeared For Three Years', explains:
"It was during the painting of the Sistine Chapel...
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