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Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

Funny story: Helmet Footage In Schumacher Case!

As positive news regarding Michael Schumacher's recovery is released, footage from the helmet of the former Formula One world champion has finally been recovered, with it clearly showing that Schumacher was racing another skier down the off piste slo...

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Schumacher's 200-Mile Wrong Way F1 Drive at Monza GP

Funny story: Schumacher's 200-Mile Wrong Way F1 Drive at Monza GP

The actions of a father of two who drove 200 miles the wrong way along a Monza race-track while five times over the drunk-with-power limit has been 'ignored' by race stewards. Michael Schumacher, 42, of Gland, Switzerland, performed a U-turn and d...

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Michael Schumacher: "Hell!! Rubens Barrichello is wrong about me wanting to go to heaven! Hell!!"

Funny story: Michael Schumacher: "Hell!! Rubens Barrichello is wrong about me wanting to go to heaven! Hell!!"

Hungaroring, Budapest, Hungary: After Brazilian Rubens Barrichello criticised former Ferrari team mate Michael Schumacher on Sunday for what Barrichello said was the most dangerous manoeuvre ever used against him, Michael Scumacher hits back! Bar...

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Michael Schumacher spent last 3 years working on dodgem rides

Funny story: Michael Schumacher spent last 3 years working on dodgem rides

The 7 time world champ today faced up to the criticism of pundits following the Canadian GP. He admitting he's spent the last 3 years working with Carny's touring Germany to supervise the dodgem ride. Schumacher apparently spent some 6 hours a day...

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Michael Schumaker quits

Funny story: Michael Schumaker quits

Michael Schumaker has sensationally quit the world of motor racing yet again. Michael had apparently been for a job interview in a role which better suited his requirements, but after he had no response assumed he was unsuccessful so decided to go b...

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Michael Schumacher Steps Up F1 Training

Funny story: Michael Schumacher Steps Up F1 Training

Former World Champion Formula One racing driver Michael Schumacher will intensify training for his comeback this week, as he prepares to deputise for injured Felip Massa at the European Grand Prix in Valencia on 23 August, but he has a dodgy neck.

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Michael Schumacher returns to Formula 1

Funny story: Michael Schumacher returns to Formula 1

After Felipe Massa's accident, Ferrari have tempted Michael Schumacher out of retirement for one last F1 Series starting with the next race at Valencia. The other drivers are not so sure about Schumacher's return though. "He's a retired old man...

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Michael Schumacher makes shock return to host TV Gameshow

Funny story: Michael Schumacher makes shock return to host TV Gameshow

The BBC are celebrating today, following the announcement that former F1 driver, Michael Schumacher, will be returning to host the hit TV Gameshow - "The Generation Game". The show is expected to pull in record audiences when the first episode air...

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It will be a great reunion - Shoe-me

After a much publicised insult by someone who is suspected to be his boyfriend, M Shoe-me has come forward with the olive branch saying that he holds no grudges against the man and that his relationship with Felipe Massa is fine. For the uninform...

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Michael Schumacher becomes White Van Man and sees Red!

Funny story: Michael Schumacher becomes White Van Man and sees Red!

Former ex-Formula 1 ace, Michael Schumacher has managed to find new employment as a Courier driver in Ashford in Kent. Used to driving at high speeds, the German thought it would be the ideal job for him with the bonus that he would have a big white...

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Schumacher to make sensational return!

Funny story: Schumacher to make sensational return!

Michael Schumacher has today announced that he will be making 'the biggest comeback since Jesus' when he rejoins the F1 paddock to go racing once more.

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Schumacher Blasted As Cheat By Ex-Ferrari Pit Man

Funny story: Schumacher Blasted As Cheat By Ex-Ferrari Pit Man

Michael Schumacher, who to some is the best Formula One driver ever to have lived, could in fact be no more than a dirty cheat.

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Schumacher Confident About New McTeam

Funny story: Schumacher Confident About New McTeam

It was all change at the top today in Formula 1 as first a new team was announced, and then their prize scalp was revealed - Michael Schumacher. Instead of cruising to almost certain victory for Ferrari this season, Schumacher has elected to join the...

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Ferrari Test New Engine For Next Season

Funny story: Ferrari Test New Engine For Next Season

Ferrari have confirmed that Michael Schumacher and Rubens Barrichello will be driving with totally new engines next year. Technical Director Ross Brawn, who has the backing of Shell, said that the Ferrari engine was no longer competitive.

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Schuey admits he is the greatest ever

Michael Schumacher confirmed today during testing that he is indeed the best driver ever to have sat in an F1 car and that his modesty prevents him from saying so.

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Schumacher shopping trolley shocker!

Funny story: Schumacher shopping trolley shocker!

Reigning Formula 1 World Championship holder Michael Schumacher, has been finding it hard to adjust to life after the end of the current season.

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Michael Schumacher guilty of alcohol abuse

Funny story: Michael Schumacher guilty of alcohol abuse

Michael Schumacher's career hung in the balance last night following a French court ruling that the motor racing legend had been found guilty of alcohol abuse.

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Schumacher's Really A Crap Driver

Funny story: Schumacher's Really A Crap Driver

At last the secret of Michael Schumacher's phenomenal success in Formula One racing, has been leaked to the public.

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