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Funny story: Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just confirmed that he has just signed the world's greatest Olympian Michael Phelps to guest star on his hit show. Middlezuck stated that the shows leading stars Ian Somerhalder a...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps Lost Mojo at Heathrow Airport

Michael Phelps Lost Mojo at Heathrow Airport

After a fourth place finish in the 400-meter IM in the 2012 Olympic Games, Michael Phelps had a simple excuse: "I lost my mojo at Heathrow Airport." The 27-year-old Phelps said his mojo was in a nondescript bag that he thinks he may have left in a...
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Funny story: Disgraced Michael Phelps secretly exits London Olympic Games and retires from sport

Disgraced Michael Phelps secretly exits London Olympic Games and retires from sport

It was a sensational opening Saturday night at the Olympic Park Aquatics Centre in London: an American swimmer Michael Phelps, the most successful Olympian in the history of the Games, did not win a medal in the 400-meter individual medley. He strugg...
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Funny story: Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

London - The 2012 Olympic Games may be weeks away, but they are already feeling the effects of the European debt crisis. A long list of austerity measures is being implemented to help the international competition survive in an atmosphere of econ...
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Funny story: Phelps swims channel, does flip turn, returns to UK

Phelps swims channel, does flip turn, returns to UK

Michael Phelps, Olympic phenomenon, swam the English Channel in 4 hours 17 minutes, did flip turn and returned in 3 hours and 58 minutes. Asked why he didn't stay in France for a visit Phelps replied, "My rental car was parked in Dover".
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Funny story: Phelps in trouble with law

Phelps in trouble with law

Los Angeles, California. The entire nation of the USA has been shocked to learn today that swimmer Michael Phelps has been arrested for cheating on his girlfriend. In unprecendented scenes, County police have used an old Puritan law still on the...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps To Wear Bikini

Michael Phelps To Wear Bikini

Michael Phelps, the US swimmer who won an amazing 8 gold medals at the Beijing Olympic Games, today astonished his critics as he revealed that, to avoid allegations of cheating in future competitions, he will wear a bikini when racing. Many people...
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Funny story: Phelps Smokes Competitions, Wins Fifth

Phelps Smokes Competitions, Wins Fifth

ROME, ITALY American Michael Phelps was honored as the outstanding male swimmer at the conclusion of eight days of competition at the Foro Italico world swimming championships; in total he received five golds and a silver. Phelps set two individual...
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Funny story: Phelps Wins, Without Suit

Phelps Wins, Without Suit

ROME, ITALY American Michael Phelps won his fourth gold medal of the world swimming championships when he beat Serbian loudmouth Milorad Cavic, becoming the first swimmer to break 50 seconds in the 100-meter butterfly. Phelps beat Cavic with a stu...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps to Entertain Duff Gardens Visitors

Michael Phelps to Entertain Duff Gardens Visitors

WILLIAMSBURG, VA - Michael Phelps signed a deal with Duff Gardens after he outraced Serbian rival Milorad Cavic to the wall again Saturday in the 100-meter butterfly at the 2009 Championships in Rome, Italy. Both men beat the record of 50.01 seconds...
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Funny story: Biedermann Beats Our Boy in Arena Astro-glide Suit!

Biedermann Beats Our Boy in Arena Astro-glide Suit!

ROME, ITALY At the World Swimming Championships in Rome today, German Paul Biedermann finished more than a second ahead of 14-time Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps of America to win the 200-meter freestyle. It was the first time in four years tha...
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Funny story: Vicente Fox, George Obama "Bromance" in Full Swing

Vicente Fox, George Obama "Bromance" in Full Swing

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - Matt Damon and Ben Affleck practically invented it, Brad Pitt and George Clooney openly and publicly embraced it, while Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaghey and Jake Gyllenhaal seem to be happy having merely experimented with it.
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Funny story: Kell Logg Unleashes Diabetes Epidemic on San Francisco Homeless

Kell Logg Unleashes Diabetes Epidemic on San Francisco Homeless

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a continued campaign of hatred for pot smokers, the Kell Logg Flake Company has now launched all-out biological warfare on the homeless of San Francisco. Two volunteers were injured when the popular cereal manufacturer dumped...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps Has Charges Dropped Over Pot Pix

Michael Phelps Has Charges Dropped Over Pot Pix

The South Carolina lawman who drew criticism for launching a criminal investigation over the Internet-disseminated photo of the Olympian smoking a bong has announced that he will not pursue charges against the 14 olympic medal winner. Butler Coun...
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Funny story: Fellow Bongers Of Aqua-Man Phelps Arrested After Bong Placed On eBay

Fellow Bongers Of Aqua-Man Phelps Arrested After Bong Placed On eBay

Local Sheriff Bradley Davidson has been taking a lot of heat after the photos of disgraced Olympian Michael Phelps smoking a bong were seen 'round the world in 24 hours. The now famous party took place in November in Butler County at a house on Ha...
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Funny story: Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Bong maker latest sponsor to drop Phelps

Another company has decided to leave the Phelps business. Kakadu Bongs, Inc., a bong maker based in Nimbin, Australia, has decided to terminate its eight year contract with Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps only six months after the deal was signed.
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Funny story: Phelps Shatters Two More World Records

Phelps Shatters Two More World Records

LAS VEGAS, NV - Olympic Gold medalist and world record setting swimmer Michael Phelps proved tonight he is no "one trick pony." At a competition in Las Vegas, Phelps held in a bong hit for a whopping 3 minutes and 28 seconds, annoying the timekee...
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Funny story: Michael Phelps Appears On The Bong Show

Michael Phelps Appears On The Bong Show

Michael Phelps has been suspended from competing in swimming events, kicked out by Kellogg and now Subway. Phelps was put on suspension by USA Swimming for 3 months. The sport's governing body also cut off its financial support to the 8 gold meda...
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