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Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Funny story: Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil--Michael Phelps credited Brazil's "thin water" for his recent gold medal win. Phelps stated that the "thin water" in Brazil makes him and others swim faster, allowing them to shatter World records. "It's the thin water," sa...

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Tool catalogue people now in on act with Olympics

Funny story: Tool catalogue people now in on act with Olympics

The makers of a popular little catalogue of working tools and accessories, have now got in on the act of trying to equate their products with the recent London Olympics. They have this morning released their new range of wall fixing accessories un...

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Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

Funny story: Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps To Guest Star On The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just confirmed that he has just signed the world's greatest Olympian Michael Phelps to guest star on his hit show. Middlezuck stated that the shows leading stars Ian Somerhalder a...

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Olympic Blunder Credits Michael Phelps As Swimming For Narnia

LONDON - Michael Phelps of the United States endured 15 to 20 minutes of pronounced anxiety on Tuesday when the Olympic Scoring Committee credited his Gold Medal performance in the 100 Meter Crap-style Deathstroke to the fictional world of Narnia.

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Michael Phelps Lost Mojo at Heathrow Airport

Funny story: Michael Phelps Lost Mojo at Heathrow Airport

After a fourth place finish in the 400-meter IM in the 2012 Olympic Games, Michael Phelps had a simple excuse: "I lost my mojo at Heathrow Airport." The 27-year-old Phelps said his mojo was in a nondescript bag that he thinks he may have left in a...

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Disgraced Michael Phelps secretly exits London Olympic Games and retires from sport

Funny story: Disgraced Michael Phelps secretly exits London Olympic Games and retires from sport

It was a sensational opening Saturday night at the Olympic Park Aquatics Centre in London: an American swimmer Michael Phelps, the most successful Olympian in the history of the Games, did not win a medal in the 400-meter individual medley. He strugg...

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Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

Funny story: Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

London - The 2012 Olympic Games may be weeks away, but they are already feeling the effects of the European debt crisis. A long list of austerity measures is being implemented to help the international competition survive in an atmosphere of econ...

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Phelps swims channel, does flip turn, returns to UK

Funny story: Phelps swims channel, does flip turn, returns to UK

Michael Phelps, Olympic phenomenon, swam the English Channel in 4 hours 17 minutes, did flip turn and returned in 3 hours and 58 minutes. Asked why he didn't stay in France for a visit Phelps replied, "My rental car was parked in Dover".

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Phelps in trouble with law

Funny story: Phelps in trouble with law

Los Angeles, California. The entire nation of the USA has been shocked to learn today that swimmer Michael Phelps has been arrested for cheating on his girlfriend. In unprecendented scenes, County police have used an old Puritan law still on the...

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Michael Phelps To Wear Bikini

Funny story: Michael Phelps To Wear Bikini

Michael Phelps, the US swimmer who won an amazing 8 gold medals at the Beijing Olympic Games, today astonished his critics as he revealed that, to avoid allegations of cheating in future competitions, he will wear a bikini when racing. Many people...

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Phelps Smokes Competitions, Wins Fifth

Funny story: Phelps Smokes Competitions, Wins Fifth

ROME, ITALY American Michael Phelps was honored as the outstanding male swimmer at the conclusion of eight days of competition at the Foro Italico world swimming championships; in total he received five golds and a silver. Phelps set two individual...

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Phelps Wins, Without Suit

Funny story: Phelps Wins, Without Suit

ROME, ITALY American Michael Phelps won his fourth gold medal of the world swimming championships when he beat Serbian loudmouth Milorad Cavic, becoming the first swimmer to break 50 seconds in the 100-meter butterfly. Phelps beat Cavic with a stu...

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Michael Phelps to Entertain Duff Gardens Visitors

Funny story: Michael Phelps to Entertain Duff Gardens Visitors

WILLIAMSBURG, VA - Michael Phelps signed a deal with Duff Gardens after he outraced Serbian rival Milorad Cavic to the wall again Saturday in the 100-meter butterfly at the 2009 Championships in Rome, Italy. Both men beat the record of 50.01 seconds...

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Biedermann Beats Our Boy in Arena Astro-glide Suit!

Funny story: Biedermann Beats Our Boy in Arena Astro-glide Suit!

ROME, ITALY At the World Swimming Championships in Rome today, German Paul Biedermann finished more than a second ahead of 14-time Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps of America to win the 200-meter freestyle. It was the first time in four years tha...

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Vicente Fox, George Obama "Bromance" in Full Swing

Funny story: Vicente Fox, George Obama "Bromance" in Full Swing

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - Matt Damon and Ben Affleck practically invented it, Brad Pitt and George Clooney openly and publicly embraced it, while Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaghey and Jake Gyllenhaal seem to be happy having merely experimented with it.

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A letter from Michael Phelps to the POTUS

Dear President Obama, As you may know, I recently used "bad judgment" and engaged in behavior that has landed me in hot water with the American people in general, and Kellogg's in particular. I'm writing to you today because I'd like to ask a favor. Could you please legalize marijuana, like, immediately? As a politician, I know this is a hot button issue and you must tread lightly betwee...

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Kell Logg Unleashes Diabetes Epidemic on San Francisco Homeless

Funny story: Kell Logg Unleashes Diabetes Epidemic on San Francisco Homeless

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a continued campaign of hatred for pot smokers, the Kell Logg Flake Company has now launched all-out biological warfare on the homeless of San Francisco. Two volunteers were injured when the popular cereal manufacturer dumped...

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Michael Phelps Has The Munchies

A stunned and disheveled swimming gold medalalist,Michael Phelps sat munching on chicken wings, potato salad , chips,yogut and spam balls while being interviewed by yours truly, MsTerri. MsTerri: Michael why on earth did you take a hit on a bong and jeopardize your career? Michael: I was stupid.::chomp::I was dumb, ::chomp:;chomp:: I was, pass the chips please..! MsTerri: Do you think thi...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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