SPRING CREEK, MN - Michael Myers issued a statement on his Twitter account that scared many people in Spring Creek county. Myers reportedly said, "Just because I'm still alive doesn't mean I have to put up with being bullied anymore. I will retaliate...
Today, notorious Halloween serial killer and subject of a host of Hollywood slashfest movies, Michael Myers made his first ever public announcement. Incarcerated for the most part in the Illinois Department Of Corrections Special Unit For Psychopath...
Halloween and Vine, La La Land, California---Michael Myers is proud to announce that he intends to celebrate Halloween in grand guignol style, big bold, brassy, bossy, bitchy and witchy at the old, haunted mansion way down at the end of Elm Street.
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