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David Walliams and Alesha Dixon named as 'Britains Got Talent' judges

Funny story: David Walliams and Alesha Dixon named as 'Britains Got Talent' judges

ITV today announced the new judges line-up for 2012 and how to apply to appear on the show. Out go Michelle Milkytyre and Darius Hassletoff replaced by Bitty Britain star David Walliams and Strictly Corn Dancing judge Alesha Dixon. Simon Cowell wi...

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Hasselhoff bags world record

America's David Hasselhoff has reportedly won a world record for the person to say the most American phrases in a TV series. The world record came as a shock for Hasselhoff when he found the world record people looking for him straight after Saturday...

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McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

Funny story: McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

In a sensational development today high-trousered media mogul and pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, moved to silence critics over the falling ratings of his ailing Britain's Got Talent TV show. Speaking from his luxurious barn conversion in leafy Surrey...

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"Down With This Sort Of Thing!" Say Ant And Dec, Michael McIntyre And Amanda Holden

Funny story: "Down With This Sort Of Thing!" Say Ant And Dec, Michael McIntyre And Amanda Holden

Britain's Got Talent crew members, including presenters Ant and Dec, and judges Michael McIntyre and Amanda Holden took advantage of a break from watching some bloke who wasn't Ashley Cole take off several pairs of underpants in order to display a bi...

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Impressionist cat is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent

Funny story: Impressionist cat is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent

A 5 year old cat from Wembley is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent after performing a stand up routine featuring several hilarious impressions. 'He's fantastic' squealed new judge Michael Mcintyre. 'The moment he walked on stage I just cou...

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Michael McIntyre Isn't Chinese - And That's Official

Funny story: Michael McIntyre Isn't Chinese - And That's Official

Stand up comic Michael McIntyre last night confirmed on the Paul O'Grady Show that he is not actually half Chinese or Japanese. Contrary to rumours circulated by stupid, dumb assed step daughters who believe everything they read on the internet.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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