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Funny story: Michael Jordan Could Be Selling The Charlotte Bobcats To Charles Barkley

Michael Jordan Could Be Selling The Charlotte Bobcats To Charles Barkley

CHARLOTTE - The owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, Michael Jordan recently sat down with Sporting Chance Magazine's Sherwood Frisbee and talked about his team which is languishing in last place in the entire NBA. Jordan, who won six championship ring...
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Funny story: The Charlotte Bobcats May Move To Boise, Idaho

The Charlotte Bobcats May Move To Boise, Idaho

CHARLOTTE - The Charlotte Bobcats own the worst record in the entire NBA and are currently on a ten game losing streak. Michael Jordan, owner of the Bobcats, said that he is positively livid at his team's 13-50 record. He remarked that attendan...
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Funny story: Michael Jordan: Old Man, Got Game

Michael Jordan: Old Man, Got Game

Reports are coming out of left field that Michael Jordan, the ostensible greatest NBA player of all-time, plans a return to the game at age 50. Not since 70-year old Ty Cobb considered a comeback to baseball have we heard such a tall-tale. Cobb fe...
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Funny story: Kevin Garnett To Be The New Charlotte Bobcats Coach

Kevin Garnett To Be The New Charlotte Bobcats Coach

CHARLOTTE - Word from the NBA rumor mill is that Boston Celtic Kevin Garnett will not be traded after all. But the 6-foot-11-inch tall center will however be leaving Boston. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, who broke the...
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Funny story: Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Michael Jordan, the owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, who have only won 7 games and lost 57 says that he wants to dispel some rumors that are going around the NBA locker rooms. First of all the wants it known that he is n...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: I Plan To Outshine Michael Jordan

Rajon Rondo: I Plan To Outshine Michael Jordan

Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics may very well be one of the best player in the National Basketball Association at the present time but some of his teammates say he may be getting a bit above himself of late. Players who asked not to be quoted sa...
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Funny story: Charles "Motor Mouth" Barkley Has Stuck His Oversized Foot In His Venomous Mouth Again!

Charles "Motor Mouth" Barkley Has Stuck His Oversized Foot In His Venomous Mouth Again!

NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley, alias the "Round Mound of Rebound" has once again let his mouth overload his bottom side. The "Chuckster" has gone and written a check that his fat behind cannot cash. And the object of Barkley's verbal assault are...
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Funny story: Nike's new Air Jordan shoe causes riots in the US!

Nike's new Air Jordan shoe causes riots in the US!

Nike has released a new version of their successful shoe range, Air Jordan, and thousands of desperate punters attempting to buy a pair have caused riots in many major cities. Sneaker shop keepers just couldn't provide every customer with a pair o...
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Funny story: NBA Suspends Kim Kardashian From All Contact With Players: David Stern Calls Her "Serial Screen Scratcher"

NBA Suspends Kim Kardashian From All Contact With Players: David Stern Calls Her "Serial Screen Scratcher"

NEW YORK - NBA Commissioner David Stern today suspended Kim Kardashian from future contact with any NBA basketball player currently under contract with one of the teams making up the league. Calling Kardashian a "serial screen scratcher" who pre...
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Funny story: NBA Superstar Lebron James Tries Professional Baseball

NBA Superstar Lebron James Tries Professional Baseball

MIAMI - "One day Jordan will wear my baseball jersey and envy how much better I was at it," begins Lebron James at a press conference he hosted out of boredom. Most reporters did not have a clue why Lebron James called them to come downtown Miami,...
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Funny story: Dustin Hoffman to star as Michael Jordan in biographical film

Dustin Hoffman to star as Michael Jordan in biographical film

It has been announced that veteran actor Dustin Hoffman, 62, will play Michael Jordan, in the legendary basketball player's biographical film. White Dustin Hoffman, who stands at 5ft 5in, was seen as a ridiculous appointment purely due to his hai...
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Funny story: Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan's divorce settlement will easily bypass Paul McCartney's as the costliest of all times. In addition to large amounts of money, alimony, child support, homes, cars, clothes, and jewelry, the soon to be ex Mrs. Jordan is seeking...
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