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Funny story:  Lady Gaga buys Neverland including Bubbles and Jacko's ghost!

Lady Gaga buys Neverland including Bubbles and Jacko's ghost!

After visiting Michael Jackson's Neverland, Lady Gaga bought the place lock, stock and barrel including the fun fair. One of the reasons why she bought the place was that she fell in love with Bubbles as a child and wanted him to return home. And alt...
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Funny story:  A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a 31-year-old Tinsel Town socialite who grew up with a convenient silver spoon in her mouth. She has succeeded in showing America that just because someone is worth $100 million doesn't exactly mean that they could pass a standard comprehensive test or even get a passing score on the Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paris has expressed an interest in wanting to be one of the celebrit...
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Funny story:  Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson fans combine strength in 'moon walking on the moon' attempt

Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson fans combine strength in 'moon walking on the moon' attempt

London-The Neil Armstrong Fan Club (NAFC) and the Official MJ Fan Club (OMJFC) are raising funds to send a part of their members to the moon and make an attempt at the world record 'moon walking on the moon'. They have calculated to need about £1...
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Funny story:  She's out of my life, says Jackson family about missing Katherine Jackson; Paris says rest of family don't wanna be starting something

She's out of my life, says Jackson family about missing Katherine Jackson; Paris says rest of family don't wanna be starting something

CALABASAS, Az. - Katherine Jackson, mother to the deceased King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is back home after having gone missing. Police were working day and night to find the 82-year-old. "Is it scary?" asked Paris Jackson, daughter to Michael. "S...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

LONDON--Despite the postmortem album sales success of such musicians as Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, former Beatles frontman Paul McCartney is flat-out refusing to help increase the pop group's album sales by simply ending his own life. "P...
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Funny story:  Dr. Conrad Murray: Stress --Not My Big, Whopping Shot of Poison-- Killed Michael Jackson.

Dr. Conrad Murray: Stress --Not My Big, Whopping Shot of Poison-- Killed Michael Jackson.

Dr. Conrad Murray, who has been anally savaged on an hourly basis since being convicted of killing the most famous person in the universe, is now begging the court set aside sh conviction on the ground that he should have been allowed to argue anothe...
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Funny story:  Wacko Jacko fedora-shaped UFO in Whitney cortege flypast

Wacko Jacko fedora-shaped UFO in Whitney cortege flypast

Newark, New Jersey - "That's gotta be Wacko's heavenly runabout," a Nesbitt Street MUFON aficionado told reporters, "I just seen a pic of his ape Bubbles etched in dayglo pink on the side of the fuselage." The Sussex Avenue location has always bee...
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Funny story:  Blackburn Rovers are Becoming Ridiculous, says a Man

Blackburn Rovers are Becoming Ridiculous, says a Man

A man said earlier today that Blackburn Rovers, the much-loved northern soccer club, are becoming ridiculous. When pressed on his astonishing accusation the man, 45, said that every time they appear in the newspapers or on Sky Sports News, Blackbu...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Performs Michael Jackson, James Brown Rolls Over in Grave

Justin Bieber Performs Michael Jackson, James Brown Rolls Over in Grave

Attempting to honor the legendary Michael Jackson at an event in Grauman's Chinese Theater, Justin Bieber performed a tribute moon walk and crotch-grab while elsewhere, rumblings were heard deep beneath the ground at James Brown's resting place. C...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson alive?!

Michael Jackson alive?!

Santiago, Chile. In developing news, reports are emerging of the late Michael Jackson appearing in public, attending theatre shows and generally being sighted on numerous occasions. On at least one occasion, he was seen purchasing coffee at the Starb...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

HOLLYWOOD - Drew Ryniewicz, 14, was eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor along with hip hop rapper Astro. Drew spoke backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and said that she cried more during her last appearance o...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Is Down To The Final Five as Astro and Drew Are Eliminated

X-Factor Is Down To The Final Five as Astro and Drew Are Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - The "Singing Seven" became the "Final Five" as Michael Jackson Week on X-Factor saw two of the teen contestants leave the music show. Hip hop Brooklyn rapper Astro, aka Brian Bradley, 15, was the first to go as he was the one that had...
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Funny story:  Janet Jackson is actually Michael Jackson In Disguise

Janet Jackson is actually Michael Jackson In Disguise

A shocking discovery was made today. Janet Jackson is actually Michael Jackson in disguise. One fan wrote in their diary, "I always wondered why it was you never saw the two of them together. And Janet's face looked funny after Michael got his sur...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Denied Human Nature by Doctor in drug Thriller

Michael Jackson Denied Human Nature by Doctor in drug Thriller

Michael Jackson's doctor has been found guilty of manslaughter. Apparently, the doctor over-prescribed the King of Pop and told him 'Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough'. He was Working Day And Night, so the doctor thought he needed loads. The rest is HIStory. When asked about this, the medic replied 'I Can't Help It'. The evil physician was having a dull life at the time, and wanted publicity, thin...
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Funny story:  Jacko's Doc is found guilty of manslaughter, the motive was; he wanted Bubbles all for himself!

Jacko's Doc is found guilty of manslaughter, the motive was; he wanted Bubbles all for himself!

Michael Jackson's doc, Conrad Murray, has been found guilty of "manslaughtering" the superstar, but his motives were not outed until the final days of the process. It seems that Murray was so jealous of Michael's friendship with Bubbles his chimp...
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Funny story:  King of Pop Knocked Off by Doc, Says Coroner's Report

King of Pop Knocked Off by Doc, Says Coroner's Report

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide involving a lethal combination of drugs. Michael Jackson was allegedly killed on June 25 even as the corpse-like King of Pop was preparing for a dramatic...
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Funny story:  Four BBC News Readers Arrested In Dawn Raid

Four BBC News Readers Arrested In Dawn Raid

Four BBC News readers have been arrested on suspicion of causing the spontaneous unexplained deaths of 24 people. They are also being sued by the families of those 24 people after they claim their loved ones were bored to death by the channel's ex...
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