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Funny story: English astronaut mimics Michael Jackson in heaven!

English astronaut mimics Michael Jackson in heaven!

English astronaut, Tim Peake, has just been outside the spaceship to repair a bolt or two, but Houston called both astronauts back in early because Tim, rather a showman, thought he could use the moments to show off his latest dance routine! Tim,...
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Funny story: My neighbor and friend Jacko gets diagnosed with Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

My neighbor and friend Jacko gets diagnosed with Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

My friend and neighbor Jacko stopped by the other day and told me that a doctor had just diagnosed him with Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. Now Jacko is so wild and weird that nothing he says or does is too far-fetched for me, but I must admit, I became a little concerned about this diagnosis. "What exactly is Alice in Wonderland Syndrome?" I asked him. "Well it all started with all these horr...
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Funny story: Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel

Cowell invites Michael Jackson to X-Factor Judging Panel

In the last throw to flog a dead corpse, an aloof newspaper has reported that Simon Cowell has hired a medium in order to get Michael Jackson on to his Saturday night warble a-thon. Cowell has summoned famous medium, Hearty O'Flower to start discu...
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Funny story: Rachel Dolezal to Undergo Race Reassignment Surgery

Rachel Dolezal to Undergo Race Reassignment Surgery

Former NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal has reportedly hired the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, Dr. Avrahim Schwarzgoy, to perform a race-reassignment operation on her. "She's always felt herself to be a black soul-sista trapped in a nerdy w...
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Funny story: Jackson's Neverland estate a $100m fracking teardown

Jackson's Neverland estate a $100m fracking teardown

Los Olivos, California - Executors marketing Michael Jackson's estate have received a $100m bid for Neverland from reclusive Colorado Springs entrepreneur 'Mr F Racking'. Described by Forbes That's Rich! list as a self-made mover 'n' shaker Racki...
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Funny story: Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

It was an unexpected glitch at an otherwise successful hologram rehearsal performance which showcased the king of pop at his finest. The show which has taken months to create was so realistic that special guest and former Jackson pet Bubbles the C...
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Funny story: Lights Out During Michael Jackson Autopsy

Lights Out During Michael Jackson Autopsy

With all the confusion about the death of Michael Jackson, you would have thought this would come out, but everyone was afraid of publicity or got some cash under the table at the morgue. My name is Roger Mckindle and I was new to my job but was there when the coroner did the work on Michael Jackson. I don't want to bother with the details because they are grisly but not after seeing a lot o...
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Funny story: Boy alleges Michael Jackson stole his skateboard

Boy alleges Michael Jackson stole his skateboard

A Young Boy has made an allegation against the late King of Pop, that he was pushed off his skateboard and had it stolen by the late singer back in 2008. Bart Simpson spoke out against the singer after claiming the silence had to broken after all...
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Funny story: Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

Real Reason Miley Cyrus Acting Strange

So what happened less than a year ago to Miley Cyrus to turn her into acting like a kid wanting to show off some goodies she just realized were very important as an adult? Psychiatrist Doctor Art Manning told us that this often happens with stars...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Michael Jackson Imitator Actually A Zombie!

Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...
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Funny story: Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!

Thanks to Back and to the Left's connections in North Korea (we sell them stray dogs from the RSPCA) we have discovered that Kim Jong-Un is having a ski resort built. Much like a blunt pencil it seems pointless to the rest of the world but a cracking...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together. Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Maga...
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Funny story: The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley

The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Naval Operations has just announced that it has decided to rename the aircraft carrier the USS Michael Jackson. The ship which was commissioned in 2009, will be renamed the USS Elvis Presley. DNO spokesperso...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wants Paris Jackson To Change Her Name

Paris Hilton Wants Paris Jackson To Change Her Name

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has lashed out at Michael Jackson's daughter 15-year-old Paris Jackson and told her to change her name. Hilton is apparently upset that the entertainment media could conceivably confuse the two and Hilton says that she wil...
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Funny story: NSA 'spied on Michael Jackson' says intelligence whistleblower

NSA 'spied on Michael Jackson' says intelligence whistleblower

Washington DC - Conclusive proof that the NSA kept singer Michael Jackson under surveillance will be published this week according to fugitive from justice Edward Snowden, a pal of renegade WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. "For years the NSA spie...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson appears before Jury

Michael Jackson appears before Jury

Michael Jackson appeared in court yesterday along with his many friends and supporters. The pop hero stood in the dock answering questions about his demise, at one point Judge Yvette Palazuelos had to warn soul legend, James Brown about his condu...
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Funny story: So Far It Looks Like Michael Jackson Has Done A Pretty Good Job Faking His Death

So Far It Looks Like Michael Jackson Has Done A Pretty Good Job Faking His Death

Nearly fours years after faking his own death many observers, commentators and journalists are praising the former "King of Pop" for his tenacity and determination in continuing his ruse, with some calling Jackson "the best in the business". "I ca...
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Funny story: Paris Jackson Says She Hates Being A Jackson and Wants To Change Her Last Name

Paris Jackson Says She Hates Being A Jackson and Wants To Change Her Last Name

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Jackson, the 15-year-old daughter of Michael Jackson, recently stated that she is sick and tired of having to live up to the Jackson name. The girl who was born Paris Michael Katherine Jackson told Glamboyant Magazine's Voodo...
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Funny story: Court demands retrieval of Bush bullet implant

Court demands retrieval of Bush bullet implant

Wacko, Texarse - (Ass Mess): Texan prosecutors are lobbying the US Justice Department to force a local resident, Mr Bush, to have a bullet retrieved from his brain in a forensic evidence warrant execution that is vital for successful prosecution of a...
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