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Shades of Michael Hutchence/David Carradine as Slipknot bassist Paul Gray found dead?

Funny story: Shades of Michael Hutchence/David Carradine as Slipknot bassist Paul Gray found dead?

Des Moines, Iowa - (Ligatures): "Is the band's name a major clue to his sudden death?" bewildered fans asked today as the lifeless body of the 38 year-old Slipknot bassist was found in an Urbandale motel room. According to preliminary reports t...

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Hutchence mother rabid as Bob Geldof sides with Debbie Rowe

Funny story: Hutchence mother rabid as Bob Geldof sides with Debbie Rowe

London - (INXS Ass Mess): Michael Hutchence's mother Patricia Glassop is said to be livid. Her bitter, financially crucifying custody battle for granddaughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Paula Yates' child by the 'suicided' Hutchence - has come...

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Patrick Farrow: frantic search for Hutchence/Carradine-style auto-asphyxiation paraphernalia

Funny story: Patrick Farrow: frantic search for Hutchence/Carradine-style auto-asphyxiation paraphernalia

Castleton, Vermont - (RIP Mess): Conspiracy winguts are trawling cyberspace for the merest hint of 'silken ropes' and/or 'anal nightrate' following the suspicious death at a Vermont gallery today of Mia Farrow's sculptor brother Patrick. Farrow, 6...

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Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

Funny story: Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

Bangcock, Thighland - (WTF? Sordid Ass Mess): "He chose to auto-eroticise in a frickin' blacked-out hotel closet? ...Like, that's a secret code-word for 'gay' maybe??...Tied the frickin' ropes round his dick and neck himself? Case closed, no othe...

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November 22nd a pivotal fate date?

Funny story: November 22nd a pivotal fate date?

London - (Associated Mess): On this day in 1963 in Dallas, Texas, George Bush Senior claimed in public he couldn't recall any of his whereabouts. But subsequently testified to the Warren Commission that he may have been in Dallas receiving medic...

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