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Funny story: New Environment Minister Ready For Floods, Horsemeat and Badger Issues - "Bring Em On!" Says Liz Rupture

New Environment Minister Ready For Floods, Horsemeat and Badger Issues - "Bring Em On!" Says Liz Rupture

Ready for anything minister, Liz Rupture has said she can make a much better job of dealing with floods, horsemeat in burgers, badger issues, tsunamis, volcanoes, meteors, earthquakes and students than her sacked predecessor. "also after working for...
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Funny story: Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Michael (God) Guv has been removed from the mayhem his abrupt confrontational style has caused, in order that the Prime Minister can start talking meaningfully with the country's teachers, education bosses and headmasters again. Crying in the stre...
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Funny story: Unannounced Checks to be carried out on Michael Gove

Unannounced Checks to be carried out on Michael Gove

The Prime Minister told a meeting of the N.U.T. this morning that approval had been given in principle for unannounced spot checks on the efficiency and sanity of Michael Gove. The checks by will be carried out by approved psychologists and Head Teac...
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Funny story: Virus on the loose!

Virus on the loose!

The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined! The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire! Its next...
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Funny story: "'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

"'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

Every school library in the country is currently being torn to shreds and replaced with thousands of Amazon Kindles that can only access books written by British authors. The wet dream of both Amazon and Michael Gove has become a reality as workme...
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Funny story: Teachers "Going Mental" Over Hashtag Homework

Teachers "Going Mental" Over Hashtag Homework

Pupils across the country are not carrying out their homework and are instead handing in pieces of A4 plain paper with a hashtag link written on it, furious teachers are reporting. Teenagers across the country are using the newly created "Obama /...
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Funny story: Michael Gove to Co-Present Top Gear

Michael Gove to Co-Present Top Gear

Expert on everything Michael Gove is to take part in the next Top Gear series. To prevent the loss of a presenter by any kind of mishap, the show will be presented by a rota of invited celebrity "guests". Petrol Head Gove will be first and will...
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Funny story: Harrogate to be Closed Down and Replaced with Giant Trampoline

Harrogate to be Closed Down and Replaced with Giant Trampoline

Harrogate in North Yorkshire, a residential care town for the aged is to be closed down, due to new EU regulations. A rigourous inspection by "God Complexed" expert on everything, Michael Glove has revealed that people have been dying of natural caus...
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Funny story: Michael Gove to star as "Chinless wonder" general in WW1 episode remake

Michael Gove to star as "Chinless wonder" general in WW1 episode remake

"You're doing it wrong" expert Michael Gove is to give young people a sense of patriotism and a correct outlook on WW1 history in a new remake of the final trench "over the top" episode of Black Adder. The episode will charter the life of ordinary pe...
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Funny story: Gove Solves Series of Maths Problems

Gove Solves Series of Maths Problems

After failing to demonstrate an understanding of averages, Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove has defied critics by completing a series of maths problems, aimed at 4-5 year-old children. He added and subtracted with ease, and even tackled...
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Funny story: Education Reforms

Education Reforms

An overhaul of GCSEs in England has been announced by Education Secretary Michael Gove in an attempt to raise standards to "compete with the best in the world". Mr Gove announced that the government was thinking of introducing an I-Level standard som...
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Funny story: Street named after Michael Gove

Street named after Michael Gove

Education Minister Michael Gove has had a street re-named after him in Gravesend. Michael Gove Grove is a quiet row of newly re-furbished houses recently occupied by newly-educated families and young people who have benefitted from Michael Gove's...
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Funny story: Fart Emissions Offsetting Scheme Launched

Fart Emissions Offsetting Scheme Launched

A radical fart emissions offsetting scheme was launched yesterday in central London by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg and Education Minister Michael Gove. The prevention of fart fouling trading scheme or PFFTS was introduced to reduce fart emiss...
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Funny story: Government reintroduce the Workhouse

Government reintroduce the Workhouse

George Osborne will today announce plans to limit the amount of children people who earn less than £40,000 a year can have. While he raises prescription charges for the same group and places a high rate of tax on contraception as well as supporting...
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Funny story: Incentives for New Teachers "Not Realistic"

Incentives for New Teachers "Not Realistic"

Leading education experts have today pointed out that proposed incentives to attract teachers are poorly thought through and will not work in the real world. Unions, school governors and parent bodies have pointed out that there is no recognition...
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Funny story: George Osborne backs the £2.50 play park entrance fee

George Osborne backs the £2.50 play park entrance fee

Wandsworth, London: Children, all dressed in the latest play park friendly, designer gear from the Slide and Swing fashion house, are to be heard, screaming and whooping derision at less well off kids from the latest must have status symbol. Chanc...
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Funny story: New Maths for Schools

New Maths for Schools

Education Minister Michael Gove is introducing a new way of teaching Maths. He explained to Parliament : 'I went into a school yesterday and asked a child what 2 and 2 was. He said it a short skirt used in Ballet. I ask you, honourable members, wh...
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Funny story: Gradgrind Mark Two?

Gradgrind Mark Two?

In a speech remarkably reminiscent of Charles Dickens' infamous schoolmaster, Mr. Gradgrind, in 'Hard Times', Education Minister Michael Gove announced this week that the school curriculum must now focus on facts and figures, a return to the old style system where children learned dates and informational snippets by rote. "In 1950, every child in England knew when the Battle of Hastings took pl...
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