It seems that South African Zulus have no knowledge of British geography after intending to invade London, they went AWOL, and ended up in a very fishy place called, Hull, Yorkshire!
The Zulu leader, Chief Zizu Zwazi-Caine, (a distant relation of...
England manager Roy Hodgson took time off from preparing for the three lions biggest match in years by watching the former Inter managers favourite film - The Italian Job.
England go head to head with Italy in the last quarter-final of the tournam...
Paris - (Gong Hits 4 Cazza): He famously turned down the Croix de Guerre... for having to kiss Brigitte Bardot before her successful mustache depilation ahead of the movie And God Created (Hairy French) Woman.
This week Michael Caine finally acce...
There were some nervous faces around the South African capital of Johannesburg this morning, as reports came in that Zulu forces, numbering more than 120,000, were taking up positions on the outskirts of the city.
The Zulus, the same ones that wer...
British thespian Sir Michael Caine has told his cat that he doesn't give a bloody fuck what he gets for Christmas this year.
The celebrated Oscar winner made the abrupt statement while having a shit in the cats food bowl.
Caine - star of such f...
Star Wars director George Lucas, has said in an interview that he is ready to start filming his new project, a rehash of the classic 1969 British film caper, The Italian Job.
Originally starring Michael Caine as Charlie Croker, the new movie stars...
MICHAEL Caine has thrown "Big" Sam Allardyce off a multi-storey carpark in Newcastle to confirm the end of the former-Bolton boss's tenure at St James's Park.
The next Batman movie already promises to be better than the last with the news that Katie Holmes has quit the production.
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