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Michael Barrymore Will NOT Be Opening The New Dorking Lido

Funny story: Michael Barrymore Will NOT Be Opening The New Dorking Lido

Dorking's head of swimming, water polo, dive bombing, and water sports, Councillor Chuck Wood, today announced that former comedian, game show host, and reality TV enigma, Michael Barrymore, will not, after all, be invited to cut the ceremonial ribbo...

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Michael Barrymore first cyborg comedian?

Funny story: Michael Barrymore first cyborg comedian?

Comic and television personality Michael Barrymore is attempting to revive his career with the help of cutting edge technology. Using all of his remaining fortune, Barrymore, whose career waned after a police investigation in 2001, has begun work...

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Barry Bonds Signs With The Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters

Funny story: Barry Bonds Signs With The Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters

PETALUMA, California - San Francisco's Channel 49 has announced that baseball superstar Barry Bonds has just been signed by the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters of Japan. Bonds' agent Hugo Frackenfish told Channel 49 that his client is thrilled at the...

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'Michael Barrymore' mocks 'Susan Boyle' he is to be flogged!

Funny story: 'Michael Barrymore' mocks 'Susan Boyle' he is to be flogged!

I wrote last week a 'predictable' prediction (pleonasm - I know), that Michael Barrymore would be used as a scapegoat for Susan Boyle's lack of success throughout her long life. Because the press already have vilified him, old Barrymore is a soft target. All media darlings need an opposing villain. Shilpa and Jade, Sadam Hussein and the World, Jade and Jade and now Boyle and Barrymore. I wa...

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'Mocking' - Michael Barrymore looked up Susan Boyle's skirt in 1995

Funny story: 'Mocking' - Michael Barrymore looked up Susan Boyle's skirt in 1995

Mad-cap comedian, Michael Barrymore (who is more mad than cap) has been 'outed' as peeking up Susan Boyle's skirt in 1995. During the filming of "My Kind of People", Susan Boyle who was thirty-five at the time sang "I don't know how to love him,"...

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Barrymore Case: Police Find Fingerprint

Funny story: Barrymore Case: Police Find Fingerprint

Police investigating the body in the pool case have found a fingerprint. It is believed that the fingerprint was found somewhere inside the body of Stephen Luvcock, whose body was found floating in Mr Barrymore's pool. Police have not confirmed repor...

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Barrymore Pool Death: Police Find Star's Watch

Funny story: Barrymore Pool Death: Police Find Star's Watch

The Police investigating the death of a young man in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool have returned a wrist watch to the former television star. It is thought that the police located the watch during a thorough search of the dead body. Barrymore...

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Barrymore pool death shambles exonerates suspects, blames local cops

Funny story: Barrymore pool death shambles exonerates suspects, blames local cops

Essex - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): An Independent Police Complaints Omission report published today has completely exonerated all suspects in the Michael Barrymore pool death of rent boy Stuart Lubbock and blamed local CID officers for the ens...

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Barrymore enquiry to open

Funny story: Barrymore enquiry to open

There is to be an official enquiry into the death of Stuart Lubbock, the man who died in gay ex-TV presenter Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. It is thought that police did not investigate the case thoroughly enough initially. Mr Lubbock's family...

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Michael Barrymore to star in reality show

Funny story: Michael Barrymore to star in reality show

Michael Barrymore is to star in a new reality show - back on our screens for the first time in 3 years. Canadian Cable channel ZXR Yukon have signed the star for a series of 13 programmes aimed at raising his profile at home and abroad. The progr...

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"Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

Funny story: "Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

After Derren Brown; stage illusionist and celebrity hypnotist, sensationally apologised to his female fan (Molly Bridges of Blackburn) for being gay, former darling of Saturday night TV and doyen of Hampstead Heath, Michael Barrymore has accused the...

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Today I'm sweating like....

* Gary Glitter in a creche * Michael Barrymore in the deep end * A fat man running * A fat man in a McDonalds queue * Pete Townsend in PC World...

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Barrymore Trains as Lifeguard

Funny story: Barrymore Trains as Lifeguard

Remorseful funnyman Michael Barrymore is to train as a lifeguard in a bid to prevent another swimming pool tragedy at his Essex mansion.

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CPS exonerates Barrymore

Funny story: CPS exonerates Barrymore

London - (Rightoldlaugh Mess): Entertainer (sic) Michael Barrymore has been exonerated by the CPS over the 2001 swimming pool death mystery of Essex butcher Stuart Lubbock.

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Michael Barrymore: "I fear for my life after Putin's warning"

Funny story: Michael Barrymore: "I fear for my life after Putin's warning"

Essex - (Ass mess): Michael Barrymore has told friends that he fears for his life following this week's pronouncement by Russian President Vladimir Sputum of 'serious reprisals' following the expulsion of four Russian spooks from London.

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Prince Edward To Sell Birthday Honours

Funny story: Prince Edward To Sell Birthday Honours

Buckingham Palace has admitted Queen Elizabeth has lost interest in her annual Birthday Honours List because so few of the recipients are truly worthy of the accolade.

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"My Wife's Ghost Is Police Informant" Claims Barrymore

Funny story: "My Wife's Ghost Is Police Informant" Claims Barrymore

The ghost of Michael Barrymore's dead wife Cheryl is acting as a police informant, claims the under-pressure deviant.

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Barrymore's wife warned about malevolent Princess Di influence

Funny story: Barrymore's wife warned about malevolent Princess Di influence

Essex - (Ass Mess): Police interviewing murder suspect Michael Barrymore have reopened files from the mid 1990s and have quizzed him about a statement his late wife Cheryl made about his 'ludicrous' relationship with Princess Diana.

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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