BERLIN - Michael Becker, who is the manager of the German National Team Captain Michael Ballack, has stated that the reason that Germany lost to Spain is because of the gay players on the German team.
Becker said that the German gays spend too muc...
1. Wayne Rooney is far more passionate than any German player, as shown by his 'plea' to fans for support after the Algeria game..."Nice to see your own fans booing you, that's what loyal support is, for f***'s sake." No German player would be passionate enough to do that..
2. England's captain actually had the dignity to get injured after arriving in South Africa. Michael Ballack, take note...
Sources close to Hull City supremo Big Phil Brown have let it be known through trusted third parties in the viking fish & chip shop, Anlaby Road, Ull upon Umber, of the great man's disgust at the behaviour of little Phil Schooli and indeed Chelsk...
German footballers Micheal Ballack and Oliver Kahn were today celebrating after being awarded 50.000 eauros each over claims that they resemble large dildo's.
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