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Romanian gang teaches mice to steal

Funny story: Romanian gang teaches mice to steal

Romania- In an unusual case, a mouse was seen carrying a €100 euro note in its mouth which drew the attention of a homeless man in Bucharest, Romania. Mice running away with fruits or snack items from stalls is a common sight, but stealing money...

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Woman Locates Missing Socks

(Frackville, PA) Shelley Hoax, 74 and a life-long resident of Frackville, PA, unexpectedly discovered "every damn sock" that she believed she had misplaced for the past 50 years. She came across the find Saturday morning completely by surprise.

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Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

Funny story: Vets Find Miracle Cure For Internet Worms

In another U.K. "first" The British Association for Parasitic Worm Development has discovered that internet worms can be permanently eliminated by a single treatment of dog wormer medicine. The computers will have to be treated by qualified veter...

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Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Funny story: Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...

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Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

Funny story: Scientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that substantiates the belief that we can implant false memories into mice. This could have far-reaching implications in terms of men and how fondly they think back to their younger days...

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Mice experience satanic ritual abuse memories when scientists 'mess with their heads'

Funny story: Mice experience satanic ritual abuse memories when scientists 'mess with their heads'

Cambridge, Massachusetts - Scientists have frightened the bejaysus out of millions of furry little critters by implanting inaccurate memories in their brains in experiments aiming to explain false-memory syndrome. Yeah, that's right. In scenes...

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Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition

Funny story: Asian Cup nymphomaniac mice competition

Singapore Expo will be home to the world's best and top breeds of nymphomaniac mice this weekend. The Japanese ornamental mice industry has a worldwide following of passionate enthusiasts, hobbyists and those in this business. These female mi...

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My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 8th 2012

Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 8th 2012

Monday Last song I hear before leaving the house is Call Me Maybe by Carly someone or other (Ok its Jepson - I'm embarrassed I know that, but I'm claiming its research) The song is stuck in my head for THE WHOLE DAY. And now it's in yours. That is how life works. Tuesday There's A Mouse loose Aboot the house. We put down glue traps in kitchen corners. Mouse doesn't fall for (into) them. Not...

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Britain's legacy of rodent soldiers

Funny story: Britain's legacy of rodent soldiers

A new film is in the cinemas which aims to shed light on a little known chapter of Britain's military history. Entitled "War Hamster", it tells the story of a young man called Albert Furbottom who takes his pet hamster with him to fight in the First World War. Albert is only aged 15 at the outbreak of the war, but after seeing all his elder brothers sign up, he follows them to the recruitment o...

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Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey

Funny story: Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey

Ocean City, N.J. Scientists tested a new vaccine: protecting mice from the Ebola virus, according to an obscure journal entry brought to our attention by local policeman, Constable Finass, who is investigating the possible related disappearance of hu...

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Durex make worlds smallest condom!

Funny story: Durex make worlds smallest condom!

Scientists at the worlds leading prophylactic factory have been working night and day to produce a condom that will fit the smallest penis known to mankind. The project has been kept under wraps for many years and has only come to light after an...

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Inventions that should be invented but won't be

Funny story: Inventions that should be invented but won't be

In part four of this series, we continue our look at inventions that will probably never be invented, but should be. Invention One: Jiffy Bags with the bubbles filled with helium instead of nitrogen. This is a similar idea to filling car tyres with helium in an attempt to reduce weight that we saw last week. The biggest plus point with this particular approach, in that postage is very e...

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Danger Mouse has a middle name

Funny story: Danger Mouse has a middle name

Danger Mouse, the unflappable cartoon secret agent rodent, friend of Penfold and enemy of Baron Greenback has had his middle name revealed by WikiLeaks. The most remarkable aspect of the revelation is not that Danger Mouse has a middle name, a lot...

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Japanese Develop Human Sperm in Mice

Funny story: Japanese Develop Human Sperm in Mice

Just in case the world runs of out human beings, scientists at the Tokyo Institute for Genetic Research, have come up with a novel solution. Mice, those rodents we love to see on Tom and Jerry and in the two Houses of Congress, have been modified...

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Lack of Pussy Blamed for Shut Down of Chinese Takeaway & Tragic Death!

Funny story: Lack of Pussy Blamed for Shut Down of Chinese Takeaway & Tragic Death!

Health Department Inspectors closed down a downtown London Chinese Takeaway after a recent inspection showed a complete disregard for the most modicum of prudent food handling. The report cited rampant mice droppings, dead mice on the floor, congea...

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Gay mice injected with serotonin turn hetero, gay men now want it too!

Funny story: Gay mice injected with serotonin turn hetero, gay men now want it too!

Japanese scientists have discovered that after injecting serotonin into gay mice they rejected their male partners and starting "humping" the females. The gay mice who were bred without serotonin initially rejected the females and only wanted to...

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Rasta Mouse Agrees To Speak To Somali Pirates

Funny story: Rasta Mouse Agrees To Speak To Somali Pirates

The World seemed a better place today as news filtered through that the UN Diplomat Rasta Mouse has agreed to speak to Somali pirates in an effort to stem the rise of piracy in the region. Speaking from his own Pirate-Radio station, Rough-Neck Tun...

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Rasta Mouse Meets President Mubarack

Funny story: Rasta Mouse Meets President Mubarack

The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today. Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a call from British Ambassado...

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