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Funny story: Miami Heat Sign Bela Karolyi To Carry LeBron Up And Down Court If Cramps Persist

Miami Heat Sign Bela Karolyi To Carry LeBron Up And Down Court If Cramps Persist

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, SOUTH BEACH --The Miami Heat have hired legendary gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi to carry their star LeBron James up and down the court in case his cramping persists in the NBA finals against the San Antonio Spurs. "You can...
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Funny story: President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden said that he and his wife, the second lady (Jill Biden) were watching Dancing With The Stars when he got a phone call from President Obama. The president was so ecstatic that he could hardly talk. Biden...
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Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

The World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The fans of the Washington Wizards saw their hometown team play the spoiler as they defeated the world champion Miami Heat 114-93. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti pointed out that by the Heat losing the game they al...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss is one very attractive and determined woman. She has just informed the Lakers Board of Directors that her top priority for 2014 is to acquire the services of LeBron James of the Miami Heat. Ms.
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Funny story: President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama hosted a formal dinner for the president of Panama Beto Cabeza de Vaca. The two mainly talked about how Costa Rica had recently raised the price of bananas. President Cabeza de Vaca stated that Costa Rica did...
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Funny story: President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was still talking about the fantastic play of the San Antonio Spurs who defeated LeBron James and the world champion Miami Heat by a score of 111-87. The president said that he had made a bet with his good friend...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Falsely Accused Of Drag Racing

Justin Bieber Falsely Accused Of Drag Racing

Miami Beach cops claim Justin Bieber was drag racing and drunk, which caused his arrest. But Sgt. Joe "Pinocchio Nose" Soprano and his partner Elsie "Balls" Saunders of the beach police have confessed to looking for a reason to stop the controversia...
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Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Loses Back-To-Back Games To The New York Knicks and The Brooklyn Nets

The World Champion Miami Heat Loses Back-To-Back Games To The New York Knicks and The Brooklyn Nets

BROOKLYN - The Miami Heat went up north to New York City and ended up getting the "Heat" turned off as they were beaten by the Knicks of New York and the Nets of Brooklyn on back-to-back nights. The Knicks beat the Heat 102-92 and the Nets defeate...
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Funny story: LeBron James Hurt As The Miami Heat Fall To The Sacramento Kings 108-103

LeBron James Hurt As The Miami Heat Fall To The Sacramento Kings 108-103

SACRAMENTO, California - The Miami Heat's record falls to 23-7 as they are beaten by the Kings of Sacramento 108-103. But more importantly their super star player LeBron James injured his ankle as well as his groin when he slipped on a hot dog bun...
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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Needs To Play Better

LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Needs To Play Better

MIAMI - The Miami Heat presently have a 19-6 record but super star LeBron James is not happy at the fact that they trail the Eastern Conference leaders the Indiana Pacers who have a 20-5 record. James said that the world champion Heat should not b...
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Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Are Blown-Out By The (8-9) Chicago Bulls

The World Champion Miami Heat Are Blown-Out By The (8-9) Chicago Bulls

CHICAGO - The weather outside the United Center was not the only thing that was cold as the Miami Heat team was frozen by the Chicago Bulls 107-87. Miami superstar LeBron James blamed the loss on the fact that it was just too damn cold. When to...
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Funny story: President Obama Explains Why The Great LeBron James Will Not Win A 3rd MVP Award

President Obama Explains Why The Great LeBron James Will Not Win A 3rd MVP Award

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Some of the greatest NBA basketball players of all time have won the coveted NBA's Most Valuable Player Award twice in a row, but only one has ever won it three times in a row. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily expl...
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Funny story: NBA Season Opens With LeBron James' Miami Heat Defeating The Chicago Bulls

NBA Season Opens With LeBron James' Miami Heat Defeating The Chicago Bulls

MIAMI - The Miami Heat picked up right where they left off; in the winning column as they beat the Chicago Bulls 107-95 in the NBA season opener. LeBron James said that it felt great to be back on the floor and he told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls...
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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

MIAMI - Newlywed LeBron James has finally made it official and stated that he has decided to remain with the Miami Heat and will not be heading out west. James had been asked by Lakers player-coach Kobe Bryant to join him and become a member of th...
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Funny story: The Miami Heat's Lebron James Is Now A Married Man

The Miami Heat's Lebron James Is Now A Married Man

SAN DIEGO - LeBron James of the NBA world champion Miami Heat has just added another ring to go with his other two championship rings. The 28-year-old four time NBA most valuable player married his high school sweetheart, Savannah Brinson, 27, the...
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Funny story: LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

LeBron James Says He Does Not Pay Any Attention To Big Mouth Kobe Bryant

AKRON, Ohio - LeBron James sat in the living room of his home and chatted with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Reno asked the Miami Heat superstar what he thought about Kobe Bryant saying that he is the greatest player in the NBA.
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Funny story: LeBron James Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

LeBron James Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

MIAMI - LeBron James already has the trophy for being the NFL's Most Valuable Player, plus the NFL Championship trophy, plus the NFL trophy for being the MVP of the NFL Championship games. So what else could the Miami Heat star hope to attain? Wel...
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Funny story: Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

MIAMI - Dwyane Wade says that he is thrilled that he has finally gotten the divorce mess behind him. Wade spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Miami Burger Bandit and told him that the stress from his ex-wife Siohvaughn has...
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