LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant recently stated that he was thinking about retiring, but those close to the ball hound know better.
Fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace said that Kobe will retire from the round ball game whenever he is t...
CHICAGO - The Miami Heat had just beaten the Chicago Bulls 104-94 to take a 2 to 1 lead in the Eastern Conference playoffs when Mr. Heat himself, LeBron James was asked a question in the visiting team's locker room.
Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Il...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jack Nicholson recently won a $100,000 bet when the Los Angeles Lakers managed to somehow limp into the NBA Western Conference playoffs.
And now the star of Easy Rider, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A Few Good Men and Oops...
MIAMI - LeBron "The Weatherman" James has just shown that not only is he a fantastic basketball player, but he is also one top rate weatherman.
LeBron posted an Instagram of flooded streets in Miami and it was picked up by The National Weather Ser...
A preview of the playoffs between the Celtics and the Heat did not happen on Friday night.
Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce did not play as their heels were aching from playing another 18 holes of golf in Miami. That Florida sunshine can sap your ene...
LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille.
"Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear after having made an NBA bet with the man he defeated in the 2012 presidential election, Mitt Romney.
President Obama said that he was sitting in the backyard at the White House enjoyin...
CLEVELAND - The Miami Heat blew into the City on Lake Erie and melted the place as they won their 24th game in a row by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 98-95.
The Heat managed to overcome a 27 point deficit in the third quarter but showed that the...
Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat needs to be fumigated.
Though he insists he is not a dirty player, there are a half dozen victims to his play in the NBA who'd stand in the witness box and insist Dwyane has a great deal of grime under his fingernails...
The sharp shooting guard Ray Allen will have no part in the Miami Heat organization after an overnight visit with the professional basketball team went "fucking terrible."
Allen, who won his first NBA championship title with the Boston Celtics, is...
LOS ANGELES - One of America's happiest couples, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, has just become even happier.
Bieber and Gomez have just been informed that their request to purchase 1% ownership in the recently crowned NBA champions the Miami Hea...
If you want to find a good parallel to the verbal miscues of the U.S. President, you may want to look at Mayor Thomas "Mumbles" Menino of Boston. He slays the names of the hometown team players.
Now for the second time in a week, President Obama h...
MIAMI - LeBron James has just won his first first NBA Championship and he says that he has never been more excited than he is now, except maybe for the time when he was 3-years-old and Santa Claus brought him his very own toothbrush.
The Miami Hea...
LeBron James has been sensationally suspended from competing in tonight's NBA Game 5 as the Miami Heat try to close out the Oklahoma City Thunder to win the NBA title after allegations of his involvement in a dog fighting ring surface.
James, who...
BOSTON - The Revolutionary War town of Boston is still upset that its round ballers, the Boston Celtics got eliminated in the NBA Eastern Conference Championship series 4 games to 3.
Dottie Bazooka, female reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated We...
Of all NBA teams, only Miami Heat and Oklahoma City Thunder fail to come up with an "s" for the cheerleaders.
For the first time in history of the NBA, neither team in the Finals is giving us a letter called 's' to conjure on the front of their je...
ESPN may need to add a meteorologist to their team of so-called experts to forecast each game of the NBA Finals. The windbags seem to be rising to gale force.
We don't want to rain on the parade of fans lining up to buy tickets in both Miami and O...
MIAMI - LeBron James told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Magazine that since defeating the Boston Celtics in game seven of the NBA's Eastern Conference Finals his size 16 shoes have not touched the ground.
He said that he has only managed to sl...