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Funny story:  The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!

The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!

MIAMI - In an effort to try and quell the bad publicity that the Dolphins organization has been thrust into due to the playground antics of offensive guard Richie Incognito the organization is offering fans a great deal. A spokesperson for the Dol...
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Funny story:  Ndamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes

Ndamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes

DETROIT - In one of the most amazing cases of the pot calling the kettle black, Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions has suggested that the National Football League make Richie Incognito of the Miami Dolphins sign up for anger managment classes. Suh...
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Funny story:  The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are No Longer Winless As They Beat The Miami Dolphins 22-19

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are No Longer Winless As They Beat The Miami Dolphins 22-19

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Buccaneers fans were totally ecstatic as their 0-8 team finally won its first game of the season. The Buccaneers beat the Miami Dolphins by a score of 22-19. Many sports writers were quick to blame the loss on all of the D...
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Funny story:  Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

NEW YORK CITY - Richie Incognito said that he never in his wildest dreams dreamed that one day he would be known more for his personality and character than for his playing ability on the football gridiron. The offensive guard was suspended by the...
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Funny story:  Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

DETROIT - For the past few years Ndamukong Suh has actually prided himself in being the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Detroit Lions defensive tackle is alleged to have scratched, stomped, and even bitten opposing players. Suh was fined $100,0...
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Funny story:  The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With  Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

MIAMI - Coach Joe Philbin of the Miami Dolphins has already suspended guard Richie Incognito and now the NFL has stated that they will not tolerate any kind of bullying by one player towards another under any circumstances (period). NFL Commission...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed who the most hated person in America is. And for the third straight month the individual that Americans hate the most is North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The ADGA reported that t...
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Funny story:  The Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito

The Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito

MIAMI - A spokesperson for the Miami Dolphins has confirmed reports that Richie Incognito, a starting safety has been suspended by the team due to a lunchroom incident. According to an eyewitness, who did not want his name or his jersey number rev...
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Funny story:  Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping

Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping

BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Well it appears that Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco, keeps taking two steps forward and three steps back. The former NFL wide receiver who played for the Cincinnati Bengals and the Miami Dolphins seems to be a magnet for...
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Funny story:  Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

Chad Ochocinco - From The Dolphins to The Jailbirds

FT. LAUDERDALE, Florida - Chad Johnson, or Chad Ochocinco as he is known in the wide, wide world of sports, was arrested by the FLPD. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, Ochocinco was handcuffed after a neighbor reported that he had been playin...
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Funny story:  December Arrives for Patriot Fans on the Mayan Calendar

December Arrives for Patriot Fans on the Mayan Calendar

Will New England Patriots forget their sun block as they spend Sunday afternoon sunbathing in Miami? Will they stay hydrated in the humid stadium atmosphere? Miami Dolphins are ready to wilt their nemesis, the so-called Belichick juggernaut. Presu...
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Funny story:  Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers. Mr. 85, was found guilty of...
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Funny story:  Evelyn Lozada-Johnson Files For Divorce From Chad Ochocinco

Evelyn Lozada-Johnson Files For Divorce From Chad Ochocinco

DAVIE, Florida - Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, and his wife the erotically sultry Evelyn Lozada-Johnson are headed to the Big D (Divorce). Their amusement park ride marriage which only lasted 41 days has...
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Funny story:  The Miami Dolphins Drop-Kick Chad Ochocinco

The Miami Dolphins Drop-Kick Chad Ochocinco

MIAMI - A spokesperson for the NFL Miami Dolphins, Clyde "Cleats" Cantabrini, has just stated that they have terminated wide receiver Chad Johnson, better known as Chad Ochocinco (#85). Cantabrini spoke with Tango Brisket, a reporter with Sports T...
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Funny story:  The Stadium is Nice...The Experience - Repulsive

The Stadium is Nice...The Experience - Repulsive

MIAMI - Since the Dan Marino Era came to an end, Dolphins football has never been the same. The front office has scurried the open market like an addict looking for a quick fix - mulishly passing on Drew Brees in the process. And like most junkies,...
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Funny story:  Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Just released four-time league MVP Peyton Manning has told reporters in Florida today that he was in Florida because he lived here, not that he would be playing for the Dolphins next season. "This is all new to me. I've only been with the one team...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Says She's Been Secretly Fantasizing Doing The Horizontal Hokey Pokey With Ex-Boyfriend Reggie Bush of The Miami Dolphins

Kim Kardashian Says She's Been Secretly Fantasizing Doing The Horizontal Hokey Pokey With Ex-Boyfriend Reggie Bush of The Miami Dolphins

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was getting her nails done at the Haven of Hair Salon when she was asked how she was holding up with the circus spectacle of her divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries. Kim replied that she has really taken it hard,...
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Funny story:  NFL's Brandon Marshall Stabbed by Future ex-Wife: Injury Not Expected To Impede Receiver's Ability to Fumble.

NFL's Brandon Marshall Stabbed by Future ex-Wife: Injury Not Expected To Impede Receiver's Ability to Fumble.

Brandon Marshall, a wide receiver for the NFL's Miami Dolphins, is resting comfortably in an area hospital after being stabbed by his wife, say cops in whatever-the-hell city they live in. "Mr. Marshall is recovering from several stab wounds in th...
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