Will New England Patriots forget their sun block as they spend Sunday afternoon sunbathing in Miami? Will they stay hydrated in the humid stadium atmosphere?
Miami Dolphins are ready to wilt their nemesis, the so-called Belichick juggernaut. Presu...
DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers.
Mr. 85, was found guilty of...
DAVIE, Florida - Former NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, and his wife the erotically sultry Evelyn Lozada-Johnson are headed to the Big D (Divorce).
Their amusement park ride marriage which only lasted 41 days has...
MIAMI - A spokesperson for the NFL Miami Dolphins, Clyde "Cleats" Cantabrini, has just stated that they have terminated wide receiver Chad Johnson, better known as Chad Ochocinco (#85).
Cantabrini spoke with Tango Brisket, a reporter with Sports T...
MIAMI - Since the Dan Marino Era came to an end, Dolphins football has never been the same. The front office has scurried the open market like an addict looking for a quick fix - mulishly passing on Drew Brees in the process. And like most junkies,...
Just released four-time league MVP Peyton Manning has told reporters in Florida today that he was in Florida because he lived here, not that he would be playing for the Dolphins next season.
"This is all new to me. I've only been with the one team...
BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was getting her nails done at the Haven of Hair Salon when she was asked how she was holding up with the circus spectacle of her divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries.
Kim replied that she has really taken it hard,...
Brandon Marshall, a wide receiver for the NFL's Miami Dolphins, is resting comfortably in an area hospital after being stabbed by his wife, say cops in whatever-the-hell city they live in.
"Mr. Marshall is recovering from several stab wounds in th...
MIAMI, FL-Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder caused a stir in the sporting world on Sunday, during a locker-room rant about Ravens fullback Le'Ron McClain allegedly spitting in his face, in which he confused Anne Frank with Helen Keller, later...
Jets head coach Rex Ryan announced today that he was surprised and confused over the controversy swirling over an obscene gesture he made towards a Miami Dolphin fan while at a martial arts event. Ryan says he routinely responds to insults given by J...
Former Miami Dolphins QB Dan Marino has told reporters that he is considering changing his name after a series of embarrassing mix-ups which resulted in him becoming confused with the tiny landlocked European country of San Marino.
Marino (Dan) to...
Miami, Florida (IP) - Years ago there was a show about a smart Dolphin on television called "Flipper". Flipper was a cute mammal which could perform numerous tricks and on almost every episode he managed to save someone's life.
First, they hired former Dallas Cowboy coach Bill Parcells. He hired Jeff Ireland away from Da Boys to be the General Manager. Ireland then hired former Cowboy Assistant David Lee as the quarterbacks coach and Brian Gaine as Assistant Director of P...
Miami, Florida (IP) - The Miami Dolphins football team has lost every game this year and have announced that they will play a high school football team this Sunday.
DAVIE, Fla. - Suspended Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams hopes to get reinstated by the National Football League and get traded to the Atlanta Falcons, agent Lee Steinberg said Thursday night.