CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The female star of the hit show The Vampire Diaries flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the mad house world of LaLaLand for a few days.
Her boyfriend and fellow Vampire Diaries co-star Ian Somerhalder could not ma...
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan confessed to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is not going to be couped up in a rehab clinic for no 90 days and she is seriously considering fleeing the U.S. and going down to Mexico.
Lohan made a phone call to Be...
GOODYEAR, Arizona - The World Baseball Classic game between Canada and Mexico went from a baseball game to a hockey game in the ninth inning.
Canada won the game 10-3, but the full-scale free-for-all on the field ended in a tie.
The bench empty...
HOLLYWOOD - There is much rejoicing going on in Mystic Falls, Virginia, the fictitious town where the CW TV series The Vampire Diaries is set.
The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck has just informed the entertainment media, that the highly popular...
LONG BEACH, California - The United States Coast Guard has just issued a statement that they have captured a submarine from Mexico.
Captain Chauncey S. Shoomheimer informed the news media that the submarine was 49 feet in length and was being oper...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is glad to announce that the president's teleprompter that was stolen from the White House's News Media Room has been found.
According to Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt he received a phone call from an...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has contacted President Nacho Winslow of Mexico and reminded him about a loan that the United States made to Mexico in 2002.
President Obama was referring to a $13.7 million loan that was given to Mexico to help...
MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just announced that they are having a very serious problem with illegal aliens entering their southern border from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, and Nicaragua.
Laguna Vendetta, a reporter with Mexico's...
TIJUANA, Mexico - Two time Dancing With The Stars contestant Kirstie Alley took a shopping trip down to Tijuana to pick up some Sponge Bob Square Pants piñatas for a neighbor's little girl.
While walking around the market place Kirstie received lo...
HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on a new Johnny Depp - Kristen Stewart motion picture.
The erotically romantic movie titled The Landing Strip is based on the book b...
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery.
The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...
Mexico and Canada have announced plans to invade the U.S. in search of weapons of mass destruction, or as the U.S. called them when President Bush invaded Iraq: WMD. Canada and Mexico will begin the invasion on the same day moving in a pincer fashion...
NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that Señor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.
CHICAGO - Jennifer Lopez was in town visiting one of Chicago's most famous residents Oprah Winfrey.
Lopez, says that things with her boy-toy Casper Smart, who is 18 years younger than her, are going along great even though he cannot name the four...
HOLLYWOOD - Omnigate Films in association with Gladiator Pictures has just announced that Bellanino Terrabini's film The Vampire Birthers will begin production after Christmas.
Clooney speaking with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated th...
The first time gangsters hired a cat burglar to find Maria Santos Gorrostieta's cat, but the cat escaped untouched.
That was in 2009, when she was mayor of Tiquicheo, a small town in the Mexican state of Michoacan, which has seen some of the most...
TIJUANA, Mexico - Miley Cyrus visited Tijuana in order to purchase a Dora The Explorer Piñata for a six-year-old friend of the family's.
While shopping at the Que Paso Mall she was asked by Laguna Vendetta with Las Maracas News Agency about her en...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri flew down to Mexico to go piñata shopping.
Mother and daughter stayed at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino which is co-owned by American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest and former Ame...