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Funny story: Excuses That Marine Tahmooressi Should Try on His Captors in Mexican Jail

Excuses That Marine Tahmooressi Should Try on His Captors in Mexican Jail

Mexico - U.S. Marine Andrew Tahmooressi is still being held in a Mexican jail after making a wrong turn and ending up south of the border with three firearms in his vehicle. The following is some advice the marine might use to explain the mishap and,...
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Funny story: Mexico Going Out of Business

Mexico Going Out of Business

Mexico City - The United Mexican States - more commonly referred to as simply Mexico - will close its doors later this year after 97 years as a country in its current political form. Modern-day Mexico had its beginnings with the Mexican Revolution in...
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Funny story: Mexican Earthquake Killed By Drug Cartel

Mexican Earthquake Killed By Drug Cartel

A powerful magnitude-7.2 earthquake that shook central and southern Mexico on Friday was abducted by one of the country's most dangerous drug cartels, then tortured and disemboweled, with its epicenter ending up in the swimming pool of an Acapulco ar...
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Funny story: The Sexy and Sultry Sofia Vergara Woos Then Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

The Sexy and Sultry Sofia Vergara Woos Then Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Sofia Vergara, the star of the hit sitcom Modern Family flew down to Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town. From the minute her plane landed at The General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport and she...
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Funny story: The Federal Government Issues A Warning About Black Market Viagra Pills

The Federal Government Issues A Warning About Black Market Viagra Pills

WASHINGTON, D.C. - FBI agents have just uncovered a new scam that they say could affect as many as 3 million elderly American males. An FBI agent who did not want his name mentioned stated that agents were able to infiltrate what they are calling...
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Funny story: Mexico Is Sending 2 Warships To Help South Vietnam In Case North Korea Attacks

Mexico Is Sending 2 Warships To Help South Vietnam In Case North Korea Attacks

MEXICO City - The Republic of Mexico has stated that they will be sending two warships the MS Cinco de Mayo and the MS Chupacabra to South Vietnam. A spokesperson for President Nacho Winslow said Mexico has always had excellent trade relations wit...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Mexico That If She Disarms Her Nuclear Weapons He'll Allow 400 Illegal Aliens To Enter The USA

President Obama Tells Mexico That If She Disarms Her Nuclear Weapons He'll Allow 400 Illegal Aliens To Enter The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama is not thrilled with the fact that our neighbor to the south has just perfected the art of manufacturing nuclear weapons, or as the Three Amigos, Georgie Bush, Dickie Cheney, and Do...
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Funny story: U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...
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Funny story: Mexico Informs Russia That It Is Ending Its Monthly Shipment of Tamales

Mexico Informs Russia That It Is Ending Its Monthly Shipment of Tamales

MEXICO CITY - The government of Mexico has just sent a message to Russian President Putin that effective immediately it will no longer provide it with its monthly shipment of 37,000 dozen tamales. President Nacho Winslow stated that he cannot trad...
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Funny story: George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

VENICE BEACH, California - A writer for Bedroom Pillow Talk caught up with George Clooney the star of Monument's Men at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach. Gazebo Serengeti asked the Hollywood star what he thought about ex-girlfrien...
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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The fantasy of millions of guys has just announced that she is now a married woman. Stacy Keibler, who broke up with George Clooney after a two-year relationship, has just tied the knot with Jared Pobre. Pobre's profess...
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Funny story: Mexican drug lord escapes death twice; maybe the third time will be the charm

Mexican drug lord escapes death twice; maybe the third time will be the charm

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican Drug lord Nazario Moreno was killed again on Sunday, when federal forces shot him during a firefight. It was the second time since 2010 that the bandito was killed by authorities. "He is persistent for a dead man," a...
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Funny story: Mexico Announces They Will Ship Their Illegal Aliens From Central America To The Arizona Border

Mexico Announces They Will Ship Their Illegal Aliens From Central America To The Arizona Border

MEXICO CITY - Mexico's Department of Immigration has just made an announcement that has shocked many of the citizens in the USA; especially those living in Arizona. The DOI has decided that they can no longer afford to house and feed the thousands...
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Funny story: Top cheapskate drug lord Joaquin 'El Cheapo' Guzman arrested in Mexico

Top cheapskate drug lord Joaquin 'El Cheapo' Guzman arrested in Mexico

Mexico - The cut-price narcotics discounter was apprehended by Mexican marines at the coastal town of Mazatlan in Sinaloa State this morning while trying to negotiate a new bulk purchase deal on a consignment of his fabled Chupacabra Headf**k Bud.
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Funny story: Mexico Announces They Have Developed A Nuclear Weapon

Mexico Announces They Have Developed A Nuclear Weapon

MEXICO CITY - Word coming from South of the border is that the Republic of Mexico has just joined the elite group of nations who possess nuclear weapons. Mexico's Las Maracas National News Agency is reporting that the weapons of mass destruction h...
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Funny story: Toyota To Open Up An Auto Plant In Tijuana, Mexico

Toyota To Open Up An Auto Plant In Tijuana, Mexico

LOS ANGELES - A representative for Japan's Toyota Auto Industry has just let the news media know that they will soon be opening up a brand new Toyota plant in Tijuana, Baja California (Mexico). Yoshiro Yasukawa stated that Toyota is proud of the n...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Without Her Husband Or The Two First Kiddoes

Michelle Obama To Travel To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Without Her Husband Or The Two First Kiddoes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama will be traveling to Mexico for a much needed vacation. The first lady will travel to Cabo San Lucas without her husband, and two daughters Malia an...
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Funny story: Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just informed the White House that they would be willing to take Canadian singer Justin Bieber if President Obama decides to deport him. A spokesperson for the Mexican government stated that they would inca...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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