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Funny story: Man listening to Santana deported

Man listening to Santana deported

Stephen Blazkiczek of Manhattan was deported today, when he was mistaken as an illegal immigrant as he played Santana on his car stereo while driving through Texas for a road trip. The immigration official heard Blazkiczek's car playing Santana's...
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty to Huddled Masses: F___ Off

Statue of Liberty to Huddled Masses: F___ Off

Thanks to new president Donald Trump, the Statue of Liberty will bear a new inscription. The statue, which was gifted to the US from France to celebrate American independence, has long been inscripted with a poem by Emma Lazarus, "The New Colossus."...
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Funny story: Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Mexico City - The President of Mexico was furious, according to his press secretary Juan Mendoza, when it was learned that Trump had mailed his dry-cleaning bill to Mexico after eating at El Taco Mexican restaurant. "We can't help it if Trump sl...
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Funny story: Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Ottawa, Canada Legislators in Canada's Parliament voted in favor of erecting a wall on the U.S./Canada border. "We have so many illegal immigrants trying to get into Canada from the United States that we feel the only way to stem the tide is to bu...
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Funny story: Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump Tower, New York - Our reporter stationed outside the elevator at Trump Tower noticed a strange event Sunday night at around dinner-time. A bag of KFC was brought to the elevator lobby where the Secret Service inspected the chicken, fries and b...
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Funny story: Trump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

Trump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

Last night, president-elect Donald Trump announced at his rally that he was going to "do something" about all of the immigrants. Mr. Trump announced well into his speech last night that he was going to "take away the chance of citizenship of anyone...
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Funny story: Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican

Trump Retweets Racist Image Of Mitt Romney As A Mexican

Another day, another racist Tweet from Donald Trump. Sparking a furor and stealing the spotlight from Hillary Clinton's email problems, Donald Trump has retweeted what some are saying is a racist depiction of Mitt Romney as a Mexican. Trump apo...
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Funny story: Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"

Clinton Apologizes To Mexico For Using The Phrase "Going South"

Hillary Clinton ignited a twitter storm for using the expression "going south" when she described Donald Trump's business failures. Clinton was critiquing Trump's proposal to turn the southwestern US in to a giant golf course. Clinton immediately...
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Funny story: Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia

Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia

Donald Trump laid out his case for changing the name of New Mexico while he was campaigning in the state. Trump also had some harsh criticism for New Mexico Republican Governor Susana Martinez after she skipped his political rally in Albuquerque and...
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Funny story: Trump Unveils Foreign Policy Position: Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil

Trump Unveils Foreign Policy Position: Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil

After enduring criticism for a lack of depth in foreign policy knowledge, Donald Trump has released a plan to bomb Mexico and seize their oil production facilities. Trump spoke tuesday with CNN's Anderson Cooper about the details. "I'm going t...
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Funny story: Trump Announces Plan to Annex Mexico and Expel All the Rapists

Trump Announces Plan to Annex Mexico and Expel All the Rapists

New York, NY Donald Trump no longer wants to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexican border. Instead, he wants to annex Mexico to the United States and build a wall along the Mexico-Guatemala border. Trump said that all the rapists in Mexico would be sent t...
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Funny story: Pope Presides Over Human Sacrifice

Pope Presides Over Human Sacrifice

Pope Francis closed off his visit to Mexico with the ultimate nod of approval to the blending of Catholic teachings with indigenous Mexican spiritual traditions. Donning a Santa Muerta costume, he climbed to the top of a Mayan pyramid to preside...
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Funny story: A Candid conversation between Amiko Aventurista and Joaquim "El Chapo" Guzman

A Candid conversation between Amiko Aventurista and Joaquim "El Chapo" Guzman

The internationally acclaimed, and Pulitzer Prize winner, Amiko Aventurista, has once again demonstrated why he is the world's leading journalist. Yesterday, he conducted the most impressive interview of his career when Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, agreed to a one-on-one non-conditional 60 minute interview. Hundreds of journalists have attempted to interview El Chapo, the world's leading fugitiv...
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Funny story: Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border

Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump released his Mexican Border Protection Plan today. "I have obtained an exclusive 50 year employment contract with Godzilla. He will patrol the entire Mexican border,where he will literally stomp out illegal aliens"...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Donald Trump was making a speech today near Brownsville, Texas, when he and his entire podium was swallowed up by a sink hole and a cloud of dust and smoke. Then through the smoke came a 5 pound rock with a note attached. It read: "Greetings Gring...
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Funny story: Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...
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Funny story: Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality

Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality

On a crowded airplane flight aboard Alaska Airlines, a female passenger (not Sarah Palin) and a scorpion struggled over a seat, resulting in the scorpion's biting the woman's hand. Flight 567 was approaching the runway when the incident occurred.
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Funny story: Scientists Discover That Potheads Cannot Recognize Connection Between Their Stash And Murderous Drug Cartels.

Scientists Discover That Potheads Cannot Recognize Connection Between Their Stash And Murderous Drug Cartels.

Scientists have finally proven that there is a big disconnect in the minds of those heavily into pot. It has been long suspected that marijuana use has negative effects upon the brains and bodies of partakers, a claim equally long denied by the users...
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