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Funny story: Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.

"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption." One Homeless Mexican told reporters. "It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples ca...
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Funny story: US to Repatriate Mexicans with Catapults

US to Repatriate Mexicans with Catapults

There will be no more Boeing 747 airplane rides for Mexicans being repatriated back to Mexico for being caught along the Arizona border by the US Border Patrol anymore. These plane rides will be replaced by the more exciting and importantly cheap ca...
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Funny story: Jesus makes a surprise appearance at the Democratic National Convention

Jesus makes a surprise appearance at the Democratic National Convention

Jesus stunned politicians with a surprise appearance and a short speech at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Wednesday afternoon. He talked about how U.S. government and politicians have to rediscover true values...
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Funny story: La Familia Michoacana burns down Colorado

La Familia Michoacana burns down Colorado

Colorado- The Mexican cartel, La Familia Michoacana, is claiming responsibility for starting the fast-moving Colorado wildfire that continues to grow. "El Guapo," spokesman for the Mexican cartel, said "La Familia Michoacana" set the Waldo Canyo...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney sat down with The Queen of Media on Friday to talk about polygamy, illegal immigrants, jobs being shipped to Mexico, dog kennels, and the indomitable spirit of his late father. Criticized for being even wealthier at birth than most Ame...
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Funny story: Lazy, feckless, flatulent man outraged at Top Gear for being compared to Mexicans

Lazy, feckless, flatulent man outraged at Top Gear for being compared to Mexicans

The BBC has been inundated by hundreds of complaints from an irate lazy, feckless, flatulent man after Top Gear presenter Richard 'Hamster' Hammond compared him to Mexicans. Gary Coogan, a 36 year old unemployed man from Croydon has demanded an ap...
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Funny story: Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs

Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs

Suspected gang in the western Mexican state of Sinaloa is claiming to have in their position four dirty bombs which they plan on using in undisclosed locations if authorities try to prevent their drug trade from prospering. A spokesman for the, w...
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Funny story: Arizonans Seeing Fewer Lowriders, Taco Stands on Streets

Arizonans Seeing Fewer Lowriders, Taco Stands on Streets

This week, the new immigration law will go into effect in Arizona and many changes are already being seen in the streets of most major cities. The most conspicuous is that lowriders are no longer seen in most Mexican neighborhoods. The customized car...
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Funny story: French team insult in Mexican restaurant

French team insult in Mexican restaurant

France's dismal World Cup Campaign took a turn for the worst last night when it emerged there after game dinner was arranged for a Mexican Restaurant. The embarrassing 2-0 defeat last night to Mexico was only the start of a disastrous day for the Fr...
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Funny story: Obama Offers Citizenship to Mexicans Who Help Clean Up Giant Oil Spill

Obama Offers Citizenship to Mexicans Who Help Clean Up Giant Oil Spill

In a stroke of political genius, President Obama has figured out a way to kill two birds with one oil blob. He has offered full American citizenship to any illegal immigrant who brings a mop, bucket or leaf blower down to the Gulf Coast and helps cle...
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Funny story: Kiefer Sutherland Can't Buy a Mexican Rump Roast

Kiefer Sutherland Can't Buy a Mexican Rump Roast

The already rich Movie Star, Kiefer Sutherland, fell for yet another git richer quick scheme today. The gullible Sutherland flipped a Stockton Beefer Bogie upwards of a million bucks to "Fetch some Beefalos in Mexico" and "Flip 'em for Big Bucks i...
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Funny story: Wife Commits Act of Treason By Buying Mild Picante Sauce

Wife Commits Act of Treason By Buying Mild Picante Sauce

My wife teaches school. On her way home, she was going to stop at the grocery store and pick up a few things that we needed for dinner. She committed a major mistake, a faux pas, an act of rebellion so grievous that even the ability for forgiveness is not negotiable. She bought mild picante sauce. Now, my mother is Italian and I grew up on the Mexican border in Texas. I've lived within 100...
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Funny story: New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!

New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!

Atlanta, Ga/ Erectile Dysfunction Update - A smiling Georgia man, identified only as Dick from Valdasta, walked out of Civil Court this morning $9.25m richer after being awarded that sum for having to deal with a two (2) day erection after self medic...
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Funny story: Man Killed by "Capuchino" in Pamplona Café

Man Killed by "Capuchino" in Pamplona Café

Pamplona, Spain - It was an inside joke carried too far, say the locals. "Yeah," said Pablo Sanchez-Gomez a Basque residing in Pamplona, Spain using a translator. "Whenever a tourista would ask the barista at the La Rosa Café [The Red Cafe] for a Cap...
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Funny story: Mexican Zombies Set To Enter Big Brother House

Mexican Zombies Set To Enter Big Brother House

Three new housemates are set to enter the Big Brother house tomorrow; but they aren't boring this time! Juan, Carlos, and Jose are set to the enter the house wearing poncho and sombrero and carryin maracas. But they won't become real housemates. T...
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Funny story: H1N1: Mexican Monarch Butterflies blamed for spreading influenza to US

H1N1: Mexican Monarch Butterflies blamed for spreading influenza to US

Tijuana, Mexico - U.S. boarder patrol agents are armed with a new weapon to stop illegal crossing into the United Sates of America from Mexico: butterfly nets. With those nets in hand, boarder agents stand ready not only to stop illegal immigrants, b...
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Funny story: Alamo to be given Holywood treatment

Alamo to be given Holywood treatment

On one hundred and seventy-third anniversary of the battle for the Alamo where a couple of hundred of American cavalry soldiers were massacred by several hundred Mexicans, Hollywood is to remake the classic John Wayne western of the event in true Hol...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Star As A Gay Mexican Astronaut

Johnny Depp To Star As A Gay Mexican Astronaut

HOLLYWOOD, California - Columbia Pictures in association with Mexico's Guacamole Films has just announced that Johnny Depp will be starring in their motion picture "Gay Jose, Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light?" The movie which will be shot dow...
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