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Funny story:  The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Immigration Department has stated that due to some complaints from 313 U.S. citizens, the practice of flying illegal aliens back to their home country will be discontinued. The USID stated that busing them back...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Offers Shocking Proposal to Limit Illegal Immigration

Ron Paul Offers Shocking Proposal to Limit Illegal Immigration

During the 2012 fiscal year the federal government spent more on immigration enforcement-18 billion-than on every other federal enforcement agency combined. We've build endless fences, surveillance towers, and added significantly to the numbe...
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Funny story:  Homeland Security Releases 5,000 Illegal Immigrants Due To Budget Cuts

Homeland Security Releases 5,000 Illegal Immigrants Due To Budget Cuts

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The secretary of The Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano has verified that 5,000 illegal aliens that were being incarcerated in California, Georgia, Maine, and Texas have been released due to federal budget cuts. S...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley Upset At Explicit Pix

Kirstie Alley Upset At Explicit Pix

TIJUANA, Mexico - Two time Dancing With The Stars contestant Kirstie Alley took a shopping trip down to Tijuana to pick up some Sponge Bob Square Pants piƱatas for a neighbor's little girl. While walking around the market place Kirstie received lo...
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Funny story:  VP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!

VP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!

Vice President Joe Biden has spent the past three months making trips from Washington to various areas of the United States/Mexican border and has announced today that drug traffic coming in from Mexico is down by ten percent over the past three year...
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Funny story:  Perry bills feds $349M for incarcerating "illegals"; Feds bill Perry $12 billion for being Texan

Perry bills feds $349M for incarcerating "illegals"; Feds bill Perry $12 billion for being Texan

AUSTIN, Texas - Texas Gov. Rick Perry has asked the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for nearly $350 zillion to cover the costs he says Texas has incurred incarcerating Mexican-Americans in state prisons and county jails. In a letter to Homela...
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Funny story:  Arnold Schwarzenegger's Trip To Tijuana, Mexico Turns Into A Horrible Nightmare!

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Trip To Tijuana, Mexico Turns Into A Horrible Nightmare!

TIJUANA, Mexico - Arnold Schwarzenegger traveled down to Tijuana, Mexico to purchase some stress pills which one can legally purchase as long as they are for your own consumption The former governor of California and presently one of its most famo...
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Funny story:  "Twilight" Stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Horrible Experience Down In Tijuana, Mexico

"Twilight" Stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Horrible Experience Down In Tijuana, Mexico

TIJUANA, Mexico - The stars of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted by members of Mexico's paparazzi playing video games at The Chips & Queso Video Arcade in downtown Tijuana. The two American celebrities had gone down to Mexico to do a little shopping and to relax. They hired two off-duty members of the Tijuana Police Department to act as their bodyguards.
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Funny story:  Israeli Parliament Denounces US Settlement Plans

Israeli Parliament Denounces US Settlement Plans

The Knesset on Friday expressed regret at US plans to build new homes before considering a freeze, calling the move counter-productive to efforts to launch immigration reform and land return negotiations. Knesset spokesman Giora Pordes spoke after s...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges

Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges

Fomer VP candidate Sarah Palin has been arrested in Tijuana, Mexico, and is being held in a Mexican prison, without bail, on drug trafficking charges. Palin was allegedly caught trying to smuggle 300 million doses of synthetic oxytocin. The prescri...
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Funny story:  Obama Stops Construction of Border Fence, Cites Mexican Catapult

Obama Stops Construction of Border Fence, Cites Mexican Catapult

President Barrack Obama announced at a press conference today that the US would scrap all plans to complete a border fence to keep out Mexican drug runners and citizens from Mexico and other Central American countries from entering the US illegally.
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Funny story:  Undocumented Workers Most Affected By Sluggish Economy

Undocumented Workers Most Affected By Sluggish Economy

For many undocumented immigrants in the United States, life is both a challenge and a sacrifice. Worrying where to stay and how to get through American laws and prohibitions is a daily superhuman effort.I Don't Blame Americans... "Norteamericanos...
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Funny story:  New tunnel discovery panics the Tea Party

New tunnel discovery panics the Tea Party

Agents from the US Border Agency and the Drug Enforcement Agency have revealed that a new tunnel has been discovered running between San Diego and Tijuana. The tunnel is lined with breize blocks, has a railway(what!!!), electricity and a state of...
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Funny story:  Mexican Gangs Kill Americans, Misunderstanding Obama's "Punish Enemies" Remark

Mexican Gangs Kill Americans, Misunderstanding Obama's "Punish Enemies" Remark

EL PASO, TEXAS - The unintended consequences of Obama's "punish our enemies" remark to Hispanics may be the murder of five Americans in Mexico in the course of a week. Journalists familiar with Mexican drug cartels and human trafficking on the border...
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Funny story:  "Incoming, F--kers!" Shots Fired into Mexico By U.S. Border Patrol Agents

"Incoming, F--kers!" Shots Fired into Mexico By U.S. Border Patrol Agents

U.S. Border Patrol agents fired gunshots into Mexico over the weekend, just to remind them who has the big, swinging d-ck in North America, using an attack during a marijuana seizure in Mission, Texas, as an excuse. "Nuestros agentes recibieron di...
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Funny story:  Border Patrol Racial Profiling?

Border Patrol Racial Profiling?

The US Federal Government is looking into allegations that the US Border Patrol has been engaged in Racial Profiling. After several complaints from Hispanics found wondering in the desert along the border of Arizona and Mexico, the Federal Government...
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Funny story:  La Raza Labeled as Racist Blames Old Frail White People for Label

La Raza Labeled as Racist Blames Old Frail White People for Label

Los Angeles- The hispanic goup La Raza (The Race) defended its stand on Illegal immigration as it faced charges of racism. The national council of La Raza defended its call to remove all white people from the US. National council of La Raza presid...
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Funny story:  Mass grave in northern Mexico contains 500 bodies believed to be those of Americans who illegally fled south in search of jobs

Mass grave in northern Mexico contains 500 bodies believed to be those of Americans who illegally fled south in search of jobs

The Mexican authorities say they have recovered more than 500 bodies from a clandestine cemetery in the northern state of Nuevo Leon. The dead are thought to be victims of American's spiraling unemployment rate who had crossed the southern borders...
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