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Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Funny story: Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Family, friends, and fans of Richard Simmons rejoiced when the missing former fitness guru turned up in a Denver area restaurant known for it's Disney-like portrayal of a Mexican village. Found living in the back of a cave feature at Casa Bonita,...

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Jamie Olivier Re-Invents Mexican Prison Food

Funny story: Jamie Olivier Re-Invents Mexican Prison Food

British T.V. Chef, Jamie Olivier has been invited to give Mexican prison food a facelift by Fernandez Pedro Jose Gomez, after Gordon Ramsay told the prison reformer to "fuck off" according to "Which Prison Food " magazine. Out with: soggy spinach,...

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Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

Funny story: Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

IRVINE, California - The largest Mexican food chain in the United States has just announced that they will soon be introducing their new 5-pound burrito. A Taco Bell spokesperson has informed the public that the new menu addition will be available...

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Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

Funny story: Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

IRVINE, California - One of the nation's largest Mexican food franchise chains has just announced that it is discontinuing its popular Kids Meal and Plastic Toy menu item. Company Spokesperson Fresco Pibtonpick stated that the reason for the termi...

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President Obama Makes Vice-President Joe Biden Apologize For Doing The Harlem Shake

Funny story: President Obama Makes Vice-President Joe Biden Apologize For Doing The Harlem Shake

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama caving in to the advice of his wife, the first mama, has asked the vice-president to apologize for his version of the Harlem Shake. President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and Piers Morgan were all having lunch at...

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Kirstie Alley Fears She Is Going To Explode

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Fears She Is Going To Explode

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley was extremely sad and upset when she was recently eliminated from Dancing With The Stars: The All Stars Edition. She told a close friend that she will certainly miss the daily ritual of being in Maksim Chmerkovskiy'...

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RPattz and K-Stew Are Back Together - The $195,000 Bentley Did The Trick!

Funny story: RPattz and K-Stew Are Back Together - The $195,000 Bentley Did The Trick!

MARINA DEL REY, California - After what seemed like an eternity Kristen Stewart, the stoic Hollywood actress who never smiles, managed to crack a smile at a local Mexican food restaurant in Marina Del Rey. Stewart, was dumped by her boyfriend Rob...

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Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton Are An Item

Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton Are An Item

BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen, fresh from the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management on the FX Network, and Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante heiress both were in attendance at the grand opening of the newest Mexican restaurant...

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George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

Funny story: George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler were recently seen having a great time at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in Hollywood. The couple had gone to see a good friend of Clooney's stand up comic Zydeco Dupree. The Louisiana native is also a roving reporter for iRumors so he is well know to most of Tinsel Town's A-List celebrities. After Dupree finished his 21-minute comedy ro...

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New Salsa "Blazing Sphincter" Guarantees It Is The Hottest On Exiting The Body

A new Mexican salsa product, named Blazing Sphincter, also has a new type of marketing scheme. Instead of claiming that it is the hottest of the hot sauces going in, it claims to be the hottest of the hot sauces coming out. Jars of the product are al...

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Taco Gong Rejects Lawsuit Claiming its Seasoned Horsemeat Can't be Called 'All Beef'

Funny story: Taco Gong Rejects Lawsuit Claiming its Seasoned Horsemeat Can't be Called 'All Beef'

Taco Gong President Jose Jimenez on Tuesday rejected claims made in a lawsuit that the ground horse a--holes in their tacos, burritos, Mountain Dew Baja Blast soda, and other products is not "all beef". "Esta es la carne. Toda," said Jimenez. I me...

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Hurricane Alex Slams Into Northern Mexico Destroying Mexican Restaurants, Piñata Factories, and A Huge Maracas Plant

Funny story: Hurricane Alex Slams Into Northern Mexico Destroying Mexican Restaurants, Piñata Factories, and A Huge Maracas Plant

CIUDAD ENCHILADA, Mexico - Hurricane Alexander aka Alex slammed into Northern Mexico lashing out with 105 mile per hour winds. The category 2 hurricane, which is known as Alejandro in Mexico, immediately scattered dozens of burro herds, some of wh...

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French team insult in Mexican restaurant

Funny story: French team insult in Mexican restaurant

France's dismal World Cup Campaign took a turn for the worst last night when it emerged there after game dinner was arranged for a Mexican Restaurant. The embarrassing 2-0 defeat last night to Mexico was only the start of a disastrous day for the Fr...

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Kara DioGuardi Devastated Over American Idol's Simon Cowell Leaving The Show

Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Devastated Over American Idol's Simon Cowell Leaving The Show

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's prettiest judge, Kara DioGuardi is said to be totally devastated at the fact that her fellow judge and touchy-touchy, feely-feely judges desk mate has quit the show. Cowell said that he hates to leave the show because t...

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Obama to send extra troops to bolster US-Mexico border; Americans panic at potential loss of cheap labor and decent taco stands

Funny story: Obama to send extra troops to bolster US-Mexico border; Americans panic at potential loss of cheap labor and decent taco stands

US President Barack Obama is to request an extra $500b in funding and send up to 120,000 troops to help secure the US-Mexico border, US officials say. The National Guard troops would be sent until the US can recruit and train additional officers...

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Sandra Bullock and George Lopez Involved In A Menage-a-Tacos

Funny story: Sandra Bullock and George Lopez Involved In A Menage-a-Tacos

LA BREA, California - Comedian George Lopez and Sandra Bullock, who won the Oscar for Best Actress were reportedly seen at a local restaurant named The Chorizo Con Juevos Diner. An eyewitness said that she saw Lopez lean over and wipe some refried...

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The Arizona Senate Has Passed a Bill Banning Mexican Food

Funny story: The Arizona Senate Has Passed a Bill Banning Mexican Food

PHOENIX - The Arizona state senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 51 to 49 which will ban all Mexican food within its borders. Lorenzo Pata de Vaca, who owns a string of 17 Taco Belly Restaurants, is absolutely devastated and so mad that he s...

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Last Authentic Mexican Restaurant Closes Today in Arizona

Funny story: Last Authentic Mexican Restaurant Closes Today in Arizona

Nogales, Arizona - The only way Arizonans are going to get real authentic Mexican food after today is if they are fortunate enough to have made friends with some real authentic Mexicans, of if they are willing to risk life and limb trying to cross th...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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