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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant recently stated that he was thinking about retiring, but those close to the ball hound know better. Fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace said that Kobe will retire from the round ball game whenever he is t...
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Funny story:  The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

NEW YORK CITY - After receiving tens of thousands of complaints in the form of emails, text messages, and phone calls from upset NBA fans, the commissioner of the NBA David Stern has issued an official warning to Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs. Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...
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Funny story:  Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team. He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that M...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

LOS ANGELES - As movie star Slim Pickens once said in the epic Western satire Blazing Saddles, "What in the wide, wide, world of sports is goin' on here?" Boom! The dreaded Laker injury bug has just struck again and this time it has bitten Laker s...
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Funny story:  The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers traveled to Milwaukee where the Bucks handed them a 113-103 defeat. This loss now puts the Utah Jazz just one win away from being tied with Kobe Bryant's Lakers for the 8th seed in the West. Kobe was in a foul mood, no...
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Funny story:  Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers were without their player-coach Kobe Bryant for the first time this year, but it did not matter as they defeated the Sacramento Kings 113-102. Kobe told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that while he is hurt...
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Funny story:  Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

LOS ANGELES - The LaLaLand rumor mills are abuzz with the latest celebrity pairing of Project Runway host and judge Heidi Klum and NBA player Metta World Peace. Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that the couple was spotted having a late dinner at The Li...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

LOS ANGELES - Lakers super star Kobe Bryant says that he has just about reached the end of his rope and he feels that his team is on a roller coaster ride with a lot more downs than ups. He says that back during the summer when the team acquired S...
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Funny story:  After The NBA Season Ends - The Lakers Will Star In A New Reality TV Show

After The NBA Season Ends - The Lakers Will Star In A New Reality TV Show

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the owner of The Los Angeles Lakers, Jerry Buss, has finally figured it out. He has contacted Tansinella Wickovich, a spokesperson with The Epitome Television Network, and plans are in the works to have the curre...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

LA BREA, California - Los Angeles Laker superstar Kobe Bryant is still thrilled at the fact that another NBA superstar Steve Nash has joined the Lakers. Ever since the announcement was made Kobe has been on Cloud 9. He told Rufus Reno with Sports...
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Funny story:  Metta World Peace of The L.A. Lakers Launches A Verbal Attack On James Harden Of The Oklahoma City Thunder

Metta World Peace of The L.A. Lakers Launches A Verbal Attack On James Harden Of The Oklahoma City Thunder

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weeklyy has been covering Metta World Peace ever since the time back in 2004, when during a game (Ron Artest) went ballistic and jumped into the stands and started fighting with fans at a Detroit...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant of The Los Angeles Lakers Is Getting Ready To Make An Amazing Announcement

Kobe Bryant of The Los Angeles Lakers Is Getting Ready To Make An Amazing Announcement

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret to the members of the Lakers Nation that their superstar Kobe Bryant is not a happy camper and has not been since back in the glory days of Shaquille O'Neal, Robert Horry, and Rick Fox. Bryant recently confessed to Do...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz at L.A.'s San Andreas Fault Coliseum. After the concert the round ballers went to one of Kobe's favorite...
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Funny story:  The LaLaLand Lakers Are Eliminated From The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder 106-90 - Kobe Bryant Blames Everyone Including The Game Announcers

The LaLaLand Lakers Are Eliminated From The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder 106-90 - Kobe Bryant Blames Everyone Including The Game Announcers

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Lakers and the Thunder battled it out but after the Oklahoma dust settled the ones that were still standing were the young guns from Oklahoma City. According to Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly the likes of the "...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

OKLAHOMA CITY - When the buzzer ending the second Western Conference playoff game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Oklahoma City Thunder sounded, the boys from the Sooner state were the victors. The amazing Thunder had come from being down 7...
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Funny story:  The Oklahoma City Thunder Stomp The Los Angeles Lakers 119-90: Kobe Bryant Threatens To Have The Entire Lakers Team Traded

The Oklahoma City Thunder Stomp The Los Angeles Lakers 119-90: Kobe Bryant Threatens To Have The Entire Lakers Team Traded

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma City Thunder made the Los Angeles Lakers look more like The Johnny Appleseed High School Apple Pie Bakers as they clobbered the Left Coast bunch 119-90. After the game Kobe spoke with Sherwood Frisbee of Sports Balls I...
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Funny story:  The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

NEW YORK CITY - NBA Commissioner David Stern handed out a stern suspension to the elbow-throwing Los Angeles Laker Metta World Peace. Commissioner Stern addressed the sports media that had assembled in the sports department at Macy's Department St...
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