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Charles Barkley Says That Metta World Peace Needs To Leave Basketball and Go Into Wrestling

Funny story: Charles Barkley Says That Metta World Peace Needs To Leave Basketball and Go Into Wrestling

CLEVELAND - Charles Barkley was in Cleveland doing a little fishing on Lake Michigan. He was asked by Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti what he thought about Metta World Peace signing with the New York Knicks. "Hercules? Dude,...

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Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

Funny story: Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

NEW YORK CITY - Metta World Peace, the NBA basketball star formerly known as Ron Artest has found a new home and it's not in China it's in New York City. The ex-Laker has just signed with the New York Knicks and he will be playing along side of Ca...

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Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

Funny story: Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

LOS ANGELES - It seems like things in Mudslideville (Los Angeles) just keep getting bleaker for the purple and gold team. The latest episode in the roundball soap opera As The Big Round Ball Turns has Metta World Peace (the player formerly known a...

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President Obama Receives A Fantastic Trade Offer For Edward Snowden From Russian President Putin

Funny story: President Obama Receives A Fantastic Trade Offer For Edward Snowden From Russian President Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama had just gotten off the phone with George Clooney when he was approached by Vice-President Joe Biden. The vice-president informed him that he had just received a text message from Russian President Vladimir Putin...

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Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in Mudslideville today as one of the purple and gold fellas has hightailed it out of town and is moseying over to Houston. Dwight Howard, who had been courted by half a dozen NBA teams, decided that his best bet was t...

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Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

Funny story: Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him. According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get s...

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Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

Funny story: Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he has dribbled his last ball as a Los Angeles Laker. Howard told Rufus Reno with SBID that he just cannot take another year of playing for the Laker Day Care Cent...

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Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Explains Why He's Rooting Against The Miami Heat

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant recently stated that he was thinking about retiring, but those close to the ball hound know better. Fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace said that Kobe will retire from the round ball game whenever he is t...

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The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

Funny story: The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

NEW YORK CITY - After receiving tens of thousands of complaints in the form of emails, text messages, and phone calls from upset NBA fans, the commissioner of the NBA David Stern has issued an official warning to Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers...

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Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs. Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...

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Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

Funny story: Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team. He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that M...

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Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

LOS ANGELES - As movie star Slim Pickens once said in the epic Western satire Blazing Saddles, "What in the wide, wide, world of sports is goin' on here?" Boom! The dreaded Laker injury bug has just struck again and this time it has bitten Laker s...

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The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

Funny story: The Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers traveled to Milwaukee where the Bucks handed them a 113-103 defeat. This loss now puts the Utah Jazz just one win away from being tied with Kobe Bryant's Lakers for the 8th seed in the West. Kobe was in a foul mood, no...

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Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

Funny story: Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers were without their player-coach Kobe Bryant for the first time this year, but it did not matter as they defeated the Sacramento Kings 113-102. Kobe told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that while he is hurt...

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Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

Funny story: Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

LOS ANGELES - The LaLaLand rumor mills are abuzz with the latest celebrity pairing of Project Runway host and judge Heidi Klum and NBA player Metta World Peace. Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that the couple was spotted having a late dinner at The Li...

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Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

LOS ANGELES - Lakers super star Kobe Bryant says that he has just about reached the end of his rope and he feels that his team is on a roller coaster ride with a lot more downs than ups. He says that back during the summer when the team acquired S...

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After The NBA Season Ends - The Lakers Will Star In A New Reality TV Show

Funny story: After The NBA Season Ends - The Lakers Will Star In A New Reality TV Show

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the owner of The Los Angeles Lakers, Jerry Buss, has finally figured it out. He has contacted Tansinella Wickovich, a spokesperson with The Epitome Television Network, and plans are in the works to have the curre...

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Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

LA BREA, California - Los Angeles Laker superstar Kobe Bryant is still thrilled at the fact that another NBA superstar Steve Nash has joined the Lakers. Ever since the announcement was made Kobe has been on Cloud 9. He told Rufus Reno with Sports...

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